Thread 76364285 - /fit/ [Archived: 364 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:48:14 AM No.76364285
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>abandons /fit/ and YouTube to become a full-time online daddy to his paypigs

what did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:50:54 AM No.76364290
didn't he also lose most of his gains?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:53:43 AM No.76364295
Where is he a online daddy?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:01:37 PM No.76364310
he put his family first
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:07:02 PM No.76364318
>>76364285 (OP)
He ran out of topics.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:18:06 PM No.76364336
>>76364295
he sells 160 dollar or so a month reading classes on his ko-fi among other things
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:44:20 PM No.76364512
>>76364336
What is a reading class? Teaching Americans to read?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:05:21 PM No.76364546
>>76364512
they discuss philosophy and other literature the paypigs want to read, I guess book club might have been more accurate
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:08:49 PM No.76364552
Could never take him seriously when he made dozens of gay dating profile accounts and spent time looking for Jason blaha on them but coped saying โ€œitโ€™s worth it youchube, eez for the lolsโ€ like nah thatโ€™s pretty gay man
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:11:26 PM No.76364557
>>76364546
lol
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:13:31 PM No.76364561
>>76364552
I'd pay to shoot a load on his fuzzy autistic pecs
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:16:01 PM No.76364564
>>76364561
He's really walking the line between a gay body and a straight body.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:29:29 PM No.76364590
NH here, AMA
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:31:32 PM No.76364594
>>76364590
Are you bottom or top for GVS
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:33:19 PM No.76364600
>>76364594
https://voca.ro/1kzrz3nKB6xm
That would be $100 thank you
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:34:29 PM No.76364603
can someone link that YT channel thats exposing this guy as a fraud/liar
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:35:26 PM No.76364605
>>76364590
very interesting. I am also an NH
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:38:21 PM No.76364615
>>76364605
We must meet for a friendly grifting competition at noon, there can only be 1 NH. Bring lube (no homo)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:39:05 PM No.76364617
>>76364600
thanks but i'll just call ICE instead
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:39:21 PM No.76364618
>>76364603
https://www.youtube.com/@JasonBlaha
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:44:00 PM No.76364625
>>76364603
https://www.youtube.com/@EduChannel-p3h

this one?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:58:54 PM No.76364668
>20 replies
>1 poster
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:59:12 PM No.76364670
>>76364625
ye
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:09:52 PM No.76364700
>>76364590
No homo to you too sir
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:25:16 PM No.76364751
>>76364590
Zis eez not mi
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:27:31 PM No.76364757
>>76364285 (OP)
It's a shame he's a pathological liar because his content used to be pretty fun and straightforward back in 2020. I distinctly remember there was a video of his where he was talking about taking the bus, when an elderly man fell down. The elderly man then proceeded to cry out saying he used to squat 300lb. Nobody talks like that.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:00:20 PM No.76364858
>>76364285 (OP)
Am i supposed to know who this twat is ?
>>abandons /fit/
40$ on him never posting here. You losers love being reassured that a succesful person might stoop low enough to dwell in this shithole
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:02:05 PM No.76364868
>>76364858
>a succesful person
Findom does not make someone successful, sorry brah brah
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:09:09 PM No.76365397
>>76364285 (OP)
Kind of surprised it took him this long to sell out. I guess huffing your own farts and making shit philosophy videos weren't paying the bills like they used to so he did what all YouTubers do and cash in on their audience.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:20:06 PM No.76365617
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>>76364858
Where are my 40$ at, nigga?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:29:59 PM No.76365648
>>76364285 (OP)
95% of his videos was philosoraptoring nonsense, after a while I stopped caring to see if he had put out anything new
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:18:15 PM No.76365790
self talk
self talk
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>>76364285 (OP)
He is what happens when an autistic 4channer anime nerd thinks that they're an alpha because they lift weights. I have no idea how he somehow inserted himself into youtube fitness, and how there's idiots out there buying into his grift.
https://youtu.be/5z1YzHAB8Sw?si=rlko9QO6nQXVo6XX
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:28:54 AM No.76366676
NH is based, I respect him in a heterosexual manner
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:32:51 AM No.76366692
he felt bad after destroying alan thralls body
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:35:56 AM No.76366708
lol
lol
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>>76366692
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:52:20 AM No.76366772
>>76366692
>>76366708
I like Alan, I donโ€™t get it. I do know he purposely stayed fat to do powerlifting.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:22:11 AM No.76367511
I'll admit to enjoying some of his early videos but the dude has always been a bit of a lolcow. That no fap video where he's basically complaining that Ikki Tousen made him search for hentai on the family computer as a teen. I think in that video or another went on to say no fap is a psyop by 4chan anons with the intention of putting blacks at higher risk of prostate cancer.

What I actually find intolerable about him and his fans though is how they insist on calling him a Frenchman when he's clearly some kinda Arab mutt.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:53 AM No.76367959
>>76365790
The moment he started streaming I knew it was over.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:43:01 AM No.76367962
>>76367959
same thing is now happening to Ivan squat everyday
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:58:50 AM No.76367992
>>76367962
I might start following him then, ever since IP2 stopped being fun there's a 'retards who humiliate themselves live' shaped hole in my heart lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:40:19 AM No.76368058
>>76367962
Ivan is a retard though. What possible value do you get from him.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:43:00 PM No.76368666
>>76364625
As much as NH has crawled his way to lolcowdom recently, this guy comes off as a scorned ex-fan or just a straight up deranged hater.
Equating reading a booking and liking an author from centuries ago with being parasocial with an influencer is just plain retarded. Saying physique reviews are useless because "muh mental health" is also retarded and a tacit admission of being fragile. In general he just comes off as illiterate, a bit stupid and a bit weak minded. There are much better ways to make fun of NH but he insist on doing it in a way that makes himself look like a mongoloid.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:51:43 PM No.76368694
>>76367511
He's not arab at all, he is iberian and (I think west) african by his own admission. That said, he easily passes for south french, if you don't think so you don't know what french people look like.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:03:29 PM No.76368730
>>76364600
Fucking Indian
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:05:32 PM No.76368736
>>76368730
I'm 50% Corsican actshually
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:01:47 PM No.76369117
>>76364757
bro i felt insane because I watched a video of him telling halloween stories and no one was calling them out as obviously fake. One of the stories was him scuba diving and finding a dead girls body or some wild shit, instantly reminded me of blaha
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:05:32 PM No.76369128
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>>76364285 (OP)
Photo of OP
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:30:31 PM No.76369193
>>76369117
dead bodylet spotted
dead bodies too spicy for you whiteboy?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:38:04 PM No.76369214
>>76364285 (OP)
His lifting advice is boring and monotone.

He should instead be telling people how to get laid, he seems quite successful with hookups.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:48:13 PM No.76369241
>>76369117
didn't he also claim to have been a gymcel for most of his 20s but at the same time random women were offering him threesomes?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:53:40 PM No.76369254
>>76368694
What's his own admission worth when he's known for making shit up and constantly conflates nationality with ethnicity?
He's clearly mixed, clearly has a more North African/Arab look. That Kalergi mutt is not French or any sort of ethnic European, not even the darkest Spaniard, Southern Italian, or Greek looks like that.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:26:34 PM No.76369899
>>76369241
he claims that he used to run around his work office building shirtless for cardio but stopped because all his female coworkers wanted to fuck him
he's a compulsive iar
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:38:45 PM No.76369949
>>76369899
wdym that's totally believable
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:34 PM No.76369955
>>76369899
You have never had an office job before in your life.
I'm a pudgy dyel and I'm constantly getting complimented by my female coworkers. It's uncomfortable honestly, they're like 40 at the youngest.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:43:33 PM No.76369959
>>76369955
NTA but I'm very jealous, wish I could be you
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:45:26 PM No.76369963
>>76364285 (OP)
I never liked his fitness rambling videos that much, but I have a lot of respect for him for making videos addressing and debunking blackpill shit. He clearly did it knowing that it would direct a lot of harassment towards him from incels (see this thread for example), but he did it anyways in the hopes of helping others from going down that path.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:46:59 PM No.76369969
>>76364285 (OP)
his How to get a gf video is still golden. Idk what anyone says.
>https://youtu.be/0ZZwr3REW5c?si=g3SLAJRO7Pmq_g_N
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:51:17 PM No.76369978
>>76369959
>get a run of the mill office job
>work out
>come to work wearing polos that show off your arms and chest
That's literally all you have to do. Again, I'm a total dyel and I need to lose weight.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:47:53 AM No.76370417
>>76369949
>>76369955
nobody would run round shirtless in their office slacks on their lunch break for cardio, which is what nh stated he did
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:08:36 AM No.76370492
>>76370417
this sounds like something I'd be retarded enough to do so I can't say I agree
>t. goes up to the secluded part of the stairwell by the roof to do dips on the railings twice a day
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:24:50 AM No.76370537
>>76370417
He is a cool alpha who always tells the truth so I believe him. I bet afterwards his boss gave him a promotion after seeing his tenacious work ethic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:26:29 AM No.76370676
A few years ago I debunked his armchair
philosophical attempt at defending bullying and he deleted my comments when he saw I was getting shit tons of likes, while also answering the dumbest rebuttals of course.

Now I learn he has a paywall, but for what?
Useless 3 hour long videos about his lack of understanding of the most basic and accessible work in philosophy? (Nietzsche)
Coaching? yeah let's listen to the sole retard who purposefully undertrain the only muscle group which could make him look decent (shoulders) and salvage his trash genetics.
Rating physiques?
LOL
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:07:51 AM No.76371419
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>>76370676
>purposefully undertrain the only muscle group which could make him look decent (shoulders)

And this is a manga panel of the character he said he wanted to base his physique off of lmao
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:38:20 PM No.76372106
>>76370676
>>76371419
Holy shit you're a loser let's see you overhead press as much as he does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utV4K59KByk
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:02:55 PM No.76372173
>>76364285 (OP)
>paying for some internet retard to pretend to be your friend
people are really fucking lonely these days aren't they?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:26:11 PM No.76372255
>>76372173
wait until you hear what they do for their fake internet girlfriends
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:42:26 PM No.76372473
>>76369969
unironically the reason I got my first girlfriend
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:52:07 PM No.76372502
>>76364285 (OP)
He was always planning to do this. I seen the grift a mile away. I don't blame him desu. Hamza literally made $300,000 a month off of his "School."
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:41:36 PM No.76372640
>>76372106
Why did he even upload this?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:47:58 PM No.76372657
>>76372106
Well I'm not a fat fucking blob so probably not, I also have better shoulders because 1.lean 2.train light with high reps (what you are supposed to do for that muscle group)

Take a hike fanboy
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:49:45 PM No.76372661
>>76372106
I noticed that on most exercises he cheats his form, but then always has some autistic rambling excuse on why it's actually good like muh shoulders
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:41 PM No.76372673
>>76372106
>>76372657
LMAO I had not clicked your link, 155 for 3 is actually pitiful for his bodyweight
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:54:40 PM No.76372679
>>76371419
>I TOTALLY didn't want bigger shoulders guyz it's not that I have no fucking clue how to train them I swear
>please don't look at my old videos ok ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJmOP7UCoQw
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:04 PM No.76372694
>>76372679
Bro would do anything to avoid normal fucking lat raises and OHP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4TLwiCzrJY
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:59:54 PM No.76372703
>>76372106
I counted exactly: ZEEEEERO
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:18:45 PM No.76372756
>>76369117
Lol I remember this fucking video
https://youtu.be/kpgHWNfclVo?si=E16bkbKsmZ9vHd4S
This is what happens when a liar gets enabled by his increasingly naive, and likely underage, audience. He tells increasingly bullshit stories thinking nobody's gonna catch on.
Replies: >>76372951
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:09 PM No.76372951
>>76372756
I love these videos, pure unfiltered BS but miles better than his philosophy bullshit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:59:02 PM No.76373314
>>76369241
I've seen his 15 - 25 year old transformation vid. He was a normie as a teenager. In his early 20s, he was an above average looking dude. No way this guy was ever a gymcel. He's basically markiplier with a stronger jawline.

This guy is a pathological liar. He's just like every snake oli salesman that try to be relatable to their audience. "I was a loser like you", "My family didn't come from anything" etc.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:13 PM No.76373440
>>76366692
>>76366708
Alan fucked himself over with too much cardio, he tried to mix bodybuilding with competitive running and that shit just doesn't work
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:03:06 AM No.76373994
>>76365790
>anime nerd
He's barely into anime, the only shit he really watches is shonenshitter stuff and babby's first seinen.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:56:55 AM No.76374700
udonger
udonger
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>>76364285 (OP)
I MISS HIM SO MUCH
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:07:44 AM No.76374734
Heโ€™s literally the white hamza. If he was brown you fags wouldnโ€™t even look at him
Replies: >>76374919
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:06:32 AM No.76374919
>>76374734
hamza doesn't talk about genetic determinism
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:41:00 AM No.76375106
>>76374700
He'll be back once the paypigs stop shelling out money, it's only a matter of time.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:13:36 AM No.76375301
>>76372106
I'll admit I cant lift that I can only do 1 pl8 for 2 but 65kg for 3 really isn't impressive at all ngl
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:03:09 AM No.76375574
>>76369969
Idk, maybe I'm jaded or broken or whatever, but I genuinely don't crave connection or hugs and so on from a woman. I literally just want sex and offspring and that's it. The problem is, my lack of affection and care makes the relationships fall apart after a few months. At the same time, that is my genuine self. I'm not trying to be stoic or tough and all that bullshit. It's hard to force yourself to care when you don't.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:45:46 PM No.76376053
>>76372106
This video is good proof that NH is a height/weight fraud and he just scaled up his claimed weight in proportion to his scaled up height (He's actually 5'8" or 5'9"). He can use angles and proportionately scaled H/W to make himself big for the camera most of the time, but, that won't give him the actual strength a 6'/200Lb guy. Result is this ... thing.
His track record is that he's lied about his height, weight, age, discouraging parasocial relations and not asking for money. Typical grifter.