>Women hate you if you jog outside now
How tf are we supposed to stay in shape?

>>76364898 (OP)
Don't concern myself with the opinion of retarded holes

>>76364898 (OP)
men with hobbies give them the -ick

>>76364898 (OP)
Chase women so that they perceive you as a predator.

>>76364898 (OP)
The only time you should be running is at 2AM when you're chasing that cute 22 year old who is trying to get away

>>76364898 (OP)
>there will be anons who take this seriously
this gives me the ick

>>76364898 (OP)
>women
Guarantee that is a dude

>>76364898 (OP)
Jogging is how our ancestors wore down larger animals to kill them. While most animals have a higher top speed than humans, our endurance is what made us efficient pack hunters and trackers. Women repulsed by running are women so dettached from instincts they aren't worth listening to.

>>76365039
The smart ones just dug a hole and poked them to death with sharp, pointy sticks

>>76364898 (OP)
>or an autistic weightlifting regimen
that's either a troll or a tranny

>>76365039
>Jogging is how our ancestors wore down larger animals to kill them.
No.

>While most animals have a higher top speed than humans, our endurance is what made us efficient pack hunters and trackers.
No.

>Women repulsed by running are women so dettached from instincts they aren't worth listening to.
Goes without saying.

>>76364898 (OP)
Most people jogging outside (if you exclude the seaside) are 40 something skinnyfat looking trooooners, at one point i started associating running gear with that and i only run in sweatpants nowadays

>>76364898 (OP)
no way thats a female

>>76364898 (OP)
>bronzeageshawty

>>76364898 (OP)
Anyone else see all of these "ick" posts and proceed to do exactly what they complain about? Time for a nigga to get his jogging on

>>76365157
i pulled my 18 year old girlfriend after jogging past her high school shirtless

OP made this thread so you would go to his twitter and give him engagement that he can make money from.
Get a real job you pajeet piece of trash.

>>76364898 (OP)
women are so retarded they believe the liver king was natural, running is one of the hardest exercise also one of the healthiest for cardiovascular health.

>>76364898 (OP)
>caring about some random retards headcanon
This is effort you're taking away from being a better version of yourself
She doesn't take herself seriously, why should you?

>>76365166
And then everyone clapped

>>76365179
clapped cheeks, haha!

>>76365184
I dont endorse homosexuality but glad that happened to you hahaha

>>76364898 (OP)
>im basing my entire opinion on a ragebait website

>>76364898 (OP)
redscarepod type women are the worst humans on earth. Ignore what they say

>>76365039

Some of my ancestors committed suicide. I have no proof of this, but neither do you, yet were here arguing about both facts like retards.

Odds on Chloe being very fat over very based?

>>76365206
glad they all hit the wall by 30

>>76364898 (OP)

Disregard bitches, gain women

>>76364898 (OP)
Anyone else notice that 'running' is extremely white-collar/office-liberal coded? I'm like 1/2 Meatheads in my white collar office. Why does it seem like the dudebros lift and the more 'effeminate' men run or do endurance shit?

>>76364898 (OP)
Jogging is meant to do in parks, not on the freaking road.

>>76365210
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?

>>76364898 (OP)
This post is stolen from /fit/. Many years ago there use to be an anon takling about how cardio and running is pray animal behavior and should never be done. Guess its gone full circle now. From fit to twitter back to fit.

>>76364898 (OP)
She is right. I'm a guy and feel the same lmao

>>76365237
Because it's literally gazelle behaviour lmao

>autistic weightlifting regimen
so some 4chan incel wrote this.
You losers cant even larp as a thot without fucking it up
And I thought women were repulsed by "gymcels"

That picture is obviously bait. Im mad at OP for either
>being too stupid to understand its bait
>or being a troll reposting it to bait more people

Fuck you

>>76365213
Dasha's still hot and she's almost 40

>>76364898 (OP)
Women talking about what they're attracted to and what's a faux pas is the same as someone talking about what kind of maxxing their doing or what kind of mogged they got.

If I come across someone who is moneymaxxing or bonesmashing I promise to have better things to worry about with my finite energy during my finite time.

>But X % of women-

I don't like X % of women

>>76365369
literally who

I always stare down women when running
I'm all into creepy stalker murder maxxing

>do calisthenics in the park
>feels like prison
>ignore everyone nobody looks anyways who cares

real chads are golfing not jogging. They have wallet and connections muscles and that's the only thing that females care about desu.

>>76365474
Redscarepod retard

>>76364898 (OP)
it's simple i like to eat cause i have a very large penis, i like to run cause it feels good, i like to run cause it makes YOU seethe. simple ass.

>go jogging at night
>wasn't complete dark
>near my town
>female infront of me
>can tell she noticed me
>starts looking back all the time
>suddenly she start running
>probably was imagining I was after her from all the retarded tv shows and movies she is watching
>pass by her and say hello
>looks confused as fuck

How can you be so stupid?

>>76364898 (OP)
>How tf are we supposed to stay in shape?
You are supposed to stalk and hunt down women in your everyday life.

>>76365484
being a woman must suck (dick lmao)
you are weak so any man can actually overpower you at any time
you are also a pussy, because thats what you are so you cant even be confident

>>76364898 (OP)
Women like this are why the birth rates aren't ever coming back up.

That's retarded, we learned to run so we could catch, rape, kill and eat gazelles.
If we were prey, we'd sprint for a quarter mile at like 30 mph and then have to spent the rest of our day panting and shitting, cave men would have gotten away from predators by hiding or fighting.

>husband is hotter, fitter, younger than basically any other man in my neighborhood
>Kinda scared that all the other wives are watching him and getting all puffy every time he goes for a jog

>>76364898 (OP)

Literally the more evolved something is, the more likely it is to exhibit play behaviours. Its a sign you've mastered your evolutionary niche so well you don't need to work all the time. Arguably the second most chad thing you can do besides breeding.

>>76365484
I had a similar one. It really is funny.

>>76365266

Well she's getting paid to shitpost. The guy on /fit/ that said it is doing it for free.

>>76365484

>go jogging in the evening
>a woman is in the distance
>I don't want her to feel uncomfortable
>pick up my pace to a near sprint
>as I get closer I scream, "I'M NOT GOING TO RAPE YOU"
>she doesn't even look back, jumps into the bushes instead

Whew, crisis averted

>>76365035
it isn't. she is a dumb bitch, tho

>>76364898 (OP)
Why do you care about the opinions of holes?