How do I make vegetables not taste like shit

stop cramming them

>>76368033 (OP)
the fuck is wrong with vegegtables?

>>76368033 (OP)
lots of butter

>>76368040
butter is bad

>>76368055
jewish lies

>>76368033 (OP)
Hemp seed oil and cheddar cheese, assuming you mean as a salad. If cooked then gravy or cheese sauce.

>>76368190
nigga i'm trying to lose weight

oven roast

>>76368197
That's what I eat and I'm losing weight.

>>76368033 (OP)
eat vegetables you like. for me its boiled savoy cabbage, potatoes and whole grain mustard for flavour

>>76368033 (OP)
If you're boiling them, salt the water so minerals don't leech out and don't overcook. If you're roasting, bit of olive oil and salt and again don't overcook. For the easiest possible nice vegetables, just microwave some frozen mixed veggies for ~3 mins and stir in some chicken stock powder.

>>76368197
butter burns fat

>>76368033 (OP)
Have you tried oil and garlic? Dont forget the salt its important.

>>76368033 (OP)
How sour do you think a apple is gonna taste after you've eaten a bag of lemons? Or have you ever realized after taking a cold plunge that the cold air outside suddenly feels warm? You're perception of things is determined by their context, vegetables will taste way worse if you had a chocolate croissant for lunch then if you had a glass of water for lunch. That's all to say if you stop eating overly tasty food you'll grow a sensitivity for the tastes in less tasty food and enjoy them more.

>>76368033 (OP)
butter, cheese, sauces and dressings.

Eat them raw

Stop eating sugar.
>>76368958
Might as well not eat vegetables at all then.

>>76368967
yeah but I like vegetables, just with a bit of butter or cheese.

>>76368651
Lol

>>76368033 (OP)
Salt.

Maybe a little bit of cheese. I routinely eat 350 grams of broccoli and an ounce of White American cheese.

>>76368033 (OP)
They already don't. Are you fucking 12?

>>76368229
Yeah cause you probably went from 8000 calories to 7900 calories. Lardass

>>76368229
THIS NIGGA IS FAT AS FUCK

Soups and stews are the easiest way.

>>76368033 (OP)
What vegetables?
Summer right now so try bbq veggies. Roasted potatoes are good, both reg and sweet, peppers are good although I think they are fruit, squash tastes good roasted. Try it out.

>>76368033 (OP)
give me the veggies you want to eat and i'll tell you what to do with them. also >>76369717

>>76369742
Broccoli
Brussel Sprouts
Carrots
Leafy Greens
Green Beans
Uuuuuhh
Cabbage, both red/green
Beets and also beetroots
Cauliflower
Radishes
Peas
Zuchinni
Eggplant
Asparagus

>>76369800
most of these are sides, so you can add things that fit your macros and would you add to something like roasted potatoes. (meaning spices, roasted nuts, garlic, etc)

>Broccoli
>Brussel Sprouts
>Carrots
>Beets and also beetroots
>Cauliflower
bite sized pieces, lightly oil, salt and pepper, roast in the oven

>Leafy Greens
thin slices, stir-fry with beef

>Green Beans
>Asparagus
lightly oil, salt and pepper, grill or pan-fry

>Zucchini
>Eggplant
slice, then salt, leave for 30 minutes, squeeze the juice, wash then make it into a dip (like baba ganoush)

>Cabbage, both red/green
Thinly shaved with carrots, onions, herbs (parsley works with almost anything) and a light dressing, you can add the radishes there as well
Or sauerkraut

>Peas
Ugh, who doesn't like peas? Steam them and mix it into some high protein mac and cheese. The sweetness complements the cheesiness

>inb4 that's not all what you can do with these
I tried to pick things that would appeal to someone who probably grew up on boiled vegetables.

>>76368033 (OP)
don't eat them

>>76368972
no, you don't
you like butter and cheese, not vegetables lmao

>>76369911

>>76369607
they never have
are you fucking jewish?

vegetables are unhealthy for your thyroid and have no meaningful vitamins

>>76369916
you're obese from eating PUFA

>>76369928
>chatGPT

>>76369918
>vegetables never have tasted like shit
glad we agree

>>76368033 (OP)
Have you tried learning how to cook
>>76368040
This is step three. Step one is learning to buy and use quality produce.
Step two is buying and properly using quality salt.

>>76368033 (OP)
soups nigga. do you speak them?

>>76369860
I did in fact grow up on boiled/microwaved vegetables. Thank you anon. Gains be upon you.

>>76369607
Vegetables taste like shit without a ton of spices or condiments. Why are you lying on the internet?

>>76370004
>quality salt
meme

>>76368033 (OP)
drench them in butter and this shit

>>76368033 (OP)
By eating fruits instead.

>>76368033 (OP)
Steam them, season them, eat them with beans

>>76370779
>I have a child's palate
sucks to be poor I guess

>>76370779
Boiled cauliflower, broccoli, or carrits need nothing other than salt. Time to grow up, Anon.

>>76368033 (OP)
you just man up

>>76370779
>steamed with salt