Thread 76374929

>downstairs home mirror makes me feel good about myself
>up stairs mirror makes me want to die
>gym mirror makes me feel massive when im medium or far away
>gym mirror makes me feel like a toddler when im close
>downward lighting makes me look 40
>soft lighting makes me look 18
>............


Im tired of it. Im just gonna find the mirror that makes em look the most DYEL and judge off it.. It either that or give up my natty card

Grocery stores use a very bright white light and tilt their mirrors downwards so you see the top of your head
Really made me realize how bald I was becoming and made me start fin/min/micro needling

>>76375122
although that white light makes you look the baldest in general, even men with thick hair will look bald in that light

>>76374929 (OP)
>look more jacked right after a workout when you've got a pump on
>look less jacked several hours later at home
vile sorcery

>>76375122
kek

>>76374929 (OP)
Im just gonna get so huge i look like broly unflexed fueled by misogyny and gambling

>>76377545
Bro i looked more jacked one time on like the 5th day of nolifting and eating and drinking moderately a lot

>>76374929 (OP)
nothing compares to the reflection of a tinted car window

>>76374929 (OP)
Swear to god I look like a hunk in the gym locker room mirrors even with a hint of ab definition, chest shoulder traps everything popping without even posing or flexing. I get back home and it's my usual pasty bloated self again.
It has to be the incident angle of the sunlight that caresses my rugged zeek that is carved out of an arcane type of ephemeral marble that phase changes into dough the moment I leave the facilities

>>76374929 (OP)
Every mirror is like someone else's perception of you. That is why some mirrors you look ripped and buff, while others you look deflated.

>>76374929 (OP)
Imagine getting felted by a mirror

>>76374929 (OP)
>have visible abs
>eat or drink anything
>abs no longer visible

>>76374929 (OP)
>my guy literally learned about concave mirrors
Did you know that some gyms actually do that shit so you get hooked on your image and continue coming back to them? Weird huh