Thread 76378694

Calisthenics bros be like: “Time to hit the bars”

Honestly power to calisthenicsfags during spring and summer, i pass by a huge park 4-5km away from me with some old friends and we take it as an oppurtinity to do calisthenics for 30ish minutes as an accessory workout
Lately it's impossible to get a single pullup or muscle up without snotty little shitters getting under your legs but it's nice when i see a parent encouraging their kid to move around or help them replicate a pul up

>>76378694 (OP)
GIWTWM

>>76378694 (OP)
I grew up in the park frfr no cap so I have calishit entrained into my muscle memory I thin. Trying to get into SS now and the movements feel pretty foreign but I’m determined to give myself a baseline in the major lifts
>t. 24 yo boomer

>>76378694 (OP)
>be like
nigger

Pull ups are objectively the most impressive exercise

Hits crucial areas
Requires strength and discipline to do in form
Recognised universally as a sign of power
Actually has usecase (lift yourself up instead of falling to death)

>>76378694 (OP)
dibs on brown shorts

>>76378835
out of your league

>>76378888
little league

>>76378694 (OP)
do they make these in adult size

>>76378935
They make them in “big kid” sizes but they’re pretty expensive. Do you live around any Amish communities?

>>76378694 (OP)
And just what is wrong with this?
And now that I think about it why hasn't anybody made games out of weight lifting?

>>76378748
do you have broccoli hair, boomerzoomer?

>>76378950
>games out of weight lifting
They have: crossfit, hyrox, spartan races, tactical games

>>76378965
I’m black (really mulatto but who cares) so I just have a short curly Afro. I don’t really get haircuts so no broccoli fade.

>>76378694 (OP)
mad cuz thoseckids are getting more gains than you desu

>>76378820
>Pull ups are objectively the most impressive exercise
They're obviously not, considering muscle ups exist.

>>76378996
which parent is black and which one is white?

>>76378694 (OP)
usually it looks like this unc
growing up out of your roidtranny gymrat puberty phase is realizing that a single muscle up will mog whatever your gay squat or bench is and that calisthenics to normies is literally like magic at times

>>76378694 (OP)
>get to act as a kid in public with no repercussions
What you're telling me this is bad? It's like half the appeal of parenting as well.

>>76380708
that’s the same picture?

>>76381302
kinda but kids are not allowed there so they don't get in the way
altough each time you hang your rings you are pretty much assured that at least 5-10 kids would flock to your general area and start either swining on rings, using monkey bars or imitating whatever is that you are doing

>>76378694 (OP)
Those children are probably fitter than you.

>>76378694 (OP)
I haven't seen one of these in ages driving around. It's sad because I know what they're being replaced with.

>>76380008
My mom’s a proud coal burner

>>76379976
You're obviously not considering muscle up+handstand pushup
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QUsMskyP0UM
>>76383401
>>>/fit/
Tell us, shitskin-kun, are your parents still together?

>>76378694 (OP)
Kek it do be like that tho

Kek gotem OP

>>76378694 (OP)
Calisthenics was a way for me to get away from all the brown people at the gym.

But now they're hogging the local calisthenics park too, and their disgusting stench irritates my nose even outdoors.

I think I'll just get a couple resistance bands and train wherever I can find a quiet spot without brown people.

>>76378694 (OP)
gymbros be like
>time to pay my muscle subscription
>>76378935
get a bachar ladder

>>76384117
Calisthenics cucks be like: “hey bros you mind if I work in between sets? I might need a spot too”

>>76378694 (OP)
I signed up for a gym last month because they had a special offer, 5 bucks a month for the summer.

Went there, and they have all those TV's with montages of fitness content running 24/7 to keep people motivated.
Only about 10% of the footage shown in those montages was of people lifting barbells or sitting on machines. Another 10% of it was kettlebell training.

The remaining 80%? Calisthenics. Because that's what people actually find imptessive to look at. Nobody gives a shit if some fat fuck who can barely walk lifts 200 lbs or 250 lbs. I do planches and handstand pushups in the park, people start taking fucking photos of me.

>>76384276
>nobody cares if a fatfuck can lift x

Where is the calisthenics version of worlds strongest man, you little twink?

>>76384286
it's called The Olympics, you may have heard of it

>>76383523
No, bio dad was never in the picture but my mom married my brothers’ father when I was a kid. Then she left him when I was 15 & I had to be man of the house

>>76384294
>The Olympics
>looks inside
>height: 163cm
as a calisthenicsfag, I think you have to agree that for tall people it simply wouldn't work as well
as much as I find planches and backflips and muscle ups impressive I would say for a lanklet there's only the gym (even though nothing prevents a tall guy from doing calisthenics. it will just take longer and take more time)

>>76384286
Olympic gymnastics fucking lardass

Damn, bros, got molested today again((

>>76384286
>>76384294
Fucking destroyed lmao

Goo goo ga ga?

fuck jews

>>76384294
>>76384399
>>76384436
Strongman is more popular and relatable desu

>>76385407
>This is what landwhales actually believe

>>76378694 (OP)
functional strength > powershitting strength
but powerlards aren't ready to understand that

>>76378694 (OP)
When I was completely dyel, the best shape I was in was working at a summer karate daycamp (glorified daycare) and playing with the kids.
Tag. Games. Trampoline parks. Giant jungle gyms.
Just play.
Now my goal is quite simply to be able to pick up women over my head to be able to comfortably do advanced lifts while dancing.

>>76378694 (OP)
I just bought my son one of these for his birthday (later this month).

>>76386027
Should have made one

>>76378694 (OP)
>>76384252
lol
>>76381317
>kids come over, play around you and mimic you
cute

>>76384387
damn, sorry to hear that mulatto-kun. You need strong male role models and avoid crime and tattooed white girls

>>76386027
>>76386047
he can make it up with building a proper tree house

>calisthenics
imagine bragging about an exercise so easy that toddlers can do it

>>76386721
I consider the guy my mom married to be my dad for all intents & purposes, he came into the picture when I was like 4 or 5. He’s a big buff black guy, taught me how to box as a kid and instilled a love for exercise in me. Pretty much did everything a dad is supposed to do imo, it’s just him and my mom had their differences. I don’t call him step dad, just daddy, and I don’t call his kids (the ones he had w my mom & the ones he had w other women) my step siblings, they’re just my siblings. I still live with all of my main siblings (all my mom’s kids) so yeah it’s really just a matter of my mom & dad not getting along, we’re all still family.

>>76378996
nigger

>>76386857
no one cares about your trauma faggot

>>76378694 (OP)
Ensuring your kid gets like 2 hours of monkey time each day will 100% build that little bastard valuable motor skills