Thread 76379479

Flexibility fags... What now?

Wow, he tore his anus and got infected with hiv..
Tragic.

I guess he didn't stay flexy huh?

>>76379479 (OP)
What is it ulnar nerve pain? That shit sucks but it has nothing to do with flexibility

>>76379479 (OP)
>My *Current* Struggle
He thinks he's being slick, huh? I can hear that racist dogwhistle from a mile away.

I stopped watching when he said he hadn't pursued medical treatment. Hard to feel for a guy who was too stubborn to reach out given what he does.

My flexy list:
hybrid.calisthenics
conor_harris
jarellcarter - not helpful, i just enjoy seeing him fail
jujimufu
littletfitness - kinda helpful, gets my dick hard

>>76379479 (OP)
Qrd?
Too flexible bad?

>>76379752
>jujimufu
his channel sucks since he fired tom
he really has no ability to make content without me

>>76379795
Speak for yourself Tom, I think my channel is going just fine!

>>76379793
He has arthritis all over

>>76379793
He has genetic shit going on. The only thing related to flexibility is his posting schedule won't be as rigid.

>>76379823
another victim of seed oils and carbs
raw meat al the way baby

>>76379795
kek

>>76379479 (OP)
He comes accross as a weirdo who either fucks his own ass, tells his wife to do it or watches his wife get fucked in the ass

>>76379795
It sucks but for real it's just because every fitness channel hits that point. What is there to talk about?

>>76379479 (OP)
Wow so you mean constantly going into hypertension all the time is bad for you? Crazy man. It's almost like people who DO go into hypertension all the time only do it for specific periods of their lives and are genetically gifted athletes and that's the only reason they can do it.

Listen to your fucking body. It will tell you not to move a certain way and you will obey it or you will face the consequences. Mobility is good, hypertension is terrible. You don't ever need to do a sideways pistol squat or whatever retarded shit this guy says

>>76380102
Hypextension*
retard

>>76380064
Why do Americans make everything about sex?

>>76380136
We're inundated with it from primary school onwards. It's impossible to get away from it in any meaningful capacity. If it's not sex it's the implication of sex. If you were born after the mid90s that's been pretty much all you've ever known and can only see things through that lens.

>>76380111
Yeah bro, hypertension and hyperextension are very different in the context of that post

>>76379827
>genetic
Or so he says. It's either
>admit your entire schtick you probably base your whole personality on was wrong and led you to being a cripple
or
>it was genetic there is no fault on my part I'm a saint
gee I wonder which he went with

>>76379752
>no clarence

>>76380170
He quit though desu.

>>76379752
>no kneesovertoes guy

ngmi

>>76380161
His schtick was already genetic. He obviously has some kind of hyperflexibility condition. Some of the stuff he does with his ankles and shoulders for example are impossible for normal people. He also never posts any progress content. Always just "Here's how I go flexy".

>>76380102
Heart attacks are bad? Glad I read this you’re a genius

>>76379795
Kek it never gets old

>>76380066
Thats the thing. Most fitness influencers have one niche thing. After about several videos they are essentially tapped out
>here is my niche thing i discovered
>here is a beginner, intermediate, and advanced routine
>here is a q&a
After that, their channel is pretty much useless. I guess thats why, in the old days, people would write a book and be gone.

>>76380585
Vlogs are endless content and that's why the biggest fitness influencers spam them. Vlogs and collabs, you don't need anything informative or creative, just release ANY bullshit daily.

>>76379795
Tomposting will never not be funny

>>76380589
Yah, and theres the "flavor of the month" things. Like, I swear, its the straight line hiking challenges right now. It was doing military fitness tests, but I think they have ran their course. Before that, probably the "I did X for 30 days and this is what happened".

>>76380311
I don't have time for his advanced stuff. Good resource. Still, I want to be able to touch my toes not dunk a basketball.

>>76379793
didn't watch but I'm guessing he's got some shit like ehlers danlos syndrome
it makes your super flexy
but it also fucks you because your connective tissue is too weak
many such cases
also ironic because that's likely why he was able to be so flexy, due to a literal disease/genetic disorder not any of the shit he posts online to grift

>>76380136
I'm not american you obsessed weirdo

>>76379793
Has psoriasis, developed into psoriatic arthritis. So all of his joints hurt all the time. Ironic I guess, given the content he makes. Also supposedly, he could be lying through his teeth, but that was his explanation.

>>76379666
>Satan hates the greatest author of our time
Figures

>>76379479 (OP)
>4.7 mil subs
Who the hell watches this guys content ?

Flexibility is for women anyway. Men just need basic mobility/active stretching to loosen tightened muscles.

>>76379496
But enough about Kevin Nash

>>76380970
He should have built muscle and be less flexible then.

>>76379479 (OP)
I feel bad for these niche type creators. They find success but then soon realize they can't keep it going since content surrounding their niche is very limited. Then they end up realizing they have no skills and possibly no job prospects that matches their previous success

>>76380607
Uncle Tom posting is better

>>76379793
Yes, passive stretching without strength conditioning only makes joints unstable, and while they get more ROM they will still suck at absorbing impacts or resisting tension without wearing down.

>>76379479 (OP)
maybe that level of mobilitly has huge meatabolic demands. If you are using your muscle groups outside of optimal range of motion you are going to damage them far out of proportion for the work being done.
No shit his nerves are cooked. Just because you CAN flex your body into certain shapes doesn't mean you dont pay a price for it

Of course this and other retarded fitness trends (like body building) can be easily avoided by social filtering. Are attractive people doing it? If its only being done by freaks, it is a rabbit hole only the truly desperate would try. Sometimes these guys hit gold and it spreads to a larger pool of other desperate people (body building and running are here). Finally the idea will spread to attractive people if it is any good at all.

>>76379479 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone want to be this flexible anyway, what's the point of going beyond normal healthy mobility? It doesn't make life easier, doesn't make the body look better, doesn't appeal to women, looks kinda gay.
At best it's useless and at worst fucks you up in some weird way

>>76381046
fat faggot retards and indians

>>76380136
What else would a wife be for?

>>76379752
>conor_harris
yes I will lay on my back and breathe in and out to fix my SKELETON

honestly his advice did help me stop belly breathing and stand up straighter naturally.

>>76382208
for buy bread beer and vodka