It's that simple, get with the program or remain a weak erection having beta bitch. I hope your cocks aren't dyel, bros.

>>76379638 (OP)
>posting the censored version
Pussy. Take your ban like a man

>>76379638 (OP)
>wide angle lens
oof women know that trick by now

>>76379714
Did he post this somewhere while he was high or did he get his phone hacked or something? Or maybe an angry girl leaked it? What's the deal?

>>76379718
He is on gear.

>>76379718
He dmed it to Amelia banks and she posted it for everyone to see. He was probably high out of his mind.

>>76379638 (OP)
Why does he look dyel to me? He's not even tall so it can't be the tall guys look dyel unless they're 120kg reason

>>76379718
roaste. serves him right.

>>76379918
Because you have insane body dysmorphia from being terminally online looking at top 1% male bodies with pumps and perfect lighting.
Aka you spend too much time being a faggot looking at half to full naked guys online

>>76379638 (OP)
Micro penis midget roid tranny

so many idiots are gonna try this now and injure their dick permanently. awesome!

>>76379638 (OP)
Fuck jannies

>>76380338

>>76379638 (OP)
100% he used a penis pump before sending dick pics to that Aziz Bang person

>>76379918
He does look like a dyel in that picture. A lot of martial artists have bodies that aren't that aesthetic tbqh.

>>76379718
he sent it to a ratchet whore, told her not to be a rat, and she instantly ratted him out and tore him a new asshole

>>76380343
what we reckon—6x5?

>>76380384
6x4

>>76379638 (OP)
This bitch is so retarded. He has a wife, a DAY ONE, who never switched up on him, married him, gave him kids, gave him head on demand, SUPPORTED HIM FINACIALLY before the UFC, and he still disrespects her every single day. Sad. I would't be surprised if he commits murder-suicide one day.

>>76380384
He's a tiny manlet, so that is more like 5x5

>>76380343
is he actually doing boner lifts

What I wouldn't do to this leprechaun... The number of times McGregor has been photographed naked, I'm convinced he must be allergic to clothes.

>>76379718
He sent it to Azealia Banks through Twitter DMs, she is notorious(lulz) for being impulsive and being a into white men.

>>76380415
the wife is kinda ugly

wish i had a big dick

>>76380415
They are not married, I believe they are engaged for half a decade now. McGregor completely lost it as soon as the first big check arrived. I guess the punches to the head did not help. But he started to hang around some Irish mobsters, sure as hell started doing coke and all that attention he received all over the world drove his ego into this mess.

>>76380415
They aren't married you poofta, they're engaged.
>>76380491
I would say mid at worst - not ugly.

>>76380522
Blackpillers in shambles
7/10 multimillionaire superstar dating a 5/10 potatoface

>>76380531
They're engaged since 2008
He also send nudes to Azealia Banks out of all people. He fucks middle aged mexican moms and isn't a looker himself.
If he didn't snorted his brain out with cocaine he could have flying out instagram models and fuck them like a Saudi Prince.
But no he is a narcissist and wants to be worshiped for his statues and persona.

>>76380491
>ugly
You're black.
>>76380509
>>76380522
>not married
Sucks to be her I guess.

>>76379638 (OP)
Out of all the whoahs in the world he sends his dick to this

>>76380522
why is their baby so nigger-like in appearance

>>76380677
wtf

>>76380674
Grotesque.

>>76380416
dicklet cope

>>76380674
>le birthday in roman numerals
DUDE
TATS

>>76380338
>>76380343
Uncut and bent, no wonder he's so mad

>>76380691
Look at its lips and nose. I'm just saying out loud what you were thinking.

>>76380794
I kind of see it.

>sends nudes to the woman that sacrifices chickens in her closet
What a moron

>>76380416
your forgot to say
dicklet lanklet here

>>76380338
his dick looks disproportionate to the rest of his body.
Big dick on a smallish frame.

>>76380419
Yeah and they do work. Well I don't know if the free weight method works, doesn't see why it wouldn't. But in the morning and at night I'll place my erect dick between my wife's legs and do kegel flexes into her. Been doing that for a few months and definitely have noticed harder erections and my cum fucking flies now. I use to squirt out, shit could probably crack glass if I tried.

>>76380786
>I've never had sex and I have a mutilated dick
holy cope.

>>76380677
Anon has never seen a white baby before

>>76381397
Sure, keep simping for a ufc fag

>>76380786
Jewish cope

>>76381445
Don't even know what that is son.
I am just making fun of your own insecurities that you accidentally projected, most likely out of jealousy.

>>76380786
Shalom!

>>76381397
Anon are you aware of what happened to your foreskin after your circumcision?
They don't throw it away
They sell it to be made into high end facial creams
This is not a myth or conspiracy theory, you can look it up right now

How do you feel knowing they cut off a part of your flesh to make skincare products to rich metrosexuals?
Seriously how do you feel about that?

>>76381550
you meant to reply to this
>>76380786

>>76381557
oh, yeah sorry

>>76380786
Anon are you aware of what happened to your foreskin after your circumcision?
They don't throw it away
They sell it to be made into high end facial creams
This is not a myth or conspiracy theory, you can look it up right now

How do you feel knowing a part of your own flesh was cut off to make skincare products to rich metrosexuals?
Seriously how do you feel about that?

>>76380343
I dickmog him and ballmog him to oblivion
Your response MMA fags?

>>76380531
She's a solid 6. 6.5 min dolled up.

I wish I had a foreskin

>>76380677
They are Irish.

>>76380677
i agree, he's got that pug/boxer dog like face that mixed race and black children have. funny.

>>76380674
She a dog but I love her.

>>76382881

>>76379638 (OP)
Ah nice here is the thread where I can discuss cocks with other straight men