Thread 76381663 - /fit/ [Archived: 245 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:20:30 PM No.76381663
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Is this all it takes?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:21:13 PM No.76381666
>>76381663 (OP)
to be fair he has decent frame + fair amount of muscle underneath that blob
he'd unironically mog a lot of people on this board if he cut
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:32:25 PM No.76381710
>>76381666
his wife is so fucking ugly. imagine the smells he has to be subjected to by her
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:33:25 PM No.76381712
>>76381710
Post your wife anon
Replies: >>76382570
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:35:48 PM No.76381718
>>76381663 (OP)
>>76381666
>>76381710
who?
Replies: >>76381731 >>76381769 >>76392553
I ignore women
7/15/2025, 8:37:30 PM No.76381724
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>>76381663 (OP)
>redditors' opinions
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:55 PM No.76381731
>>76381718
the goose
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:51:44 PM No.76381751
>>76381731
maverick killed him tho
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:55:00 PM No.76381769
>>76381718
Heโ€™s some shitty autistic Jew YouTube chef that has shit recipes. Idk why people watch him when there are a lot better options out there.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:13:40 PM No.76381838
>that cold tilapia+cauliflower slop he made as a cutting-meal

I think Adamโ€™s done some good vids, but he makes some blunders like that and too often involves his personal life. Chef John for life wiiiiiithโ€ฆ gains!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:27:12 PM No.76382262
>>76381769
>>76381838
The man is a journalist by trade, his cooking vids just happened to take off more than his other videos so he accepted his new role as a food youtuber. I got kind of sick of his videos but I used to watch him because his journo slant meant he researched interesting food stories with a lot of detail about industry history and processing techniques. I never cared much about his recipes.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:27:49 PM No.76382267
>>76381769
He's Italian American, which if you think about it is easily mistaken for Jewish
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:39:08 PM No.76382309
>>76381663 (OP)
Cult of personality + parasocial relationships will lead to people glazing you, whether they consciously realise it or not.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:39:33 PM No.76382311
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:18:52 AM No.76382445
>>76382311
KWAB
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:06 AM No.76382549
>>76381663 (OP)
Yeah, that's all it takes to impress fat ugly people.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:26 AM No.76382570
>>76381712
She got hit by a drunk driver coming home from work last October.
Thanks, asshole.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:26 AM No.76382580
>>76381769
his recipes are slanted towards being midweek meals rather than made for people who are following cooking as its own stand alone hobby, by his own admission its almost always him just trying to give the perspective of a "regular" homecook (although honestly he lost touch with it as he got big off youtube and i think he realized it because most of his time now seems spent in more journalism type videos or his podcast)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:03:25 AM No.76382588
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>>76382311
Replies: >>76382650 >>76392771
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:17 AM No.76382650
>>76382588
Chef John is the best
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:32 AM No.76382663
>>76381663 (OP)
>clavicles showing
DYEL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:59 AM No.76382669
>>76381663 (OP)
Looks like a tunnel jew
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:13:54 AM No.76382978
>>76382570
lol,sorry about that dude,I couldn't see her I was so CRUNK
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:25:53 AM No.76382999
>>76381663 (OP)
And thats why I season my body fat, not my muscles
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:29:57 AM No.76383007
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>>76381663 (OP)
this is a top 0.1% physique for a soiboy and not all that bad of a physique generally speaking.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:15:45 AM No.76383155
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>>76383007
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:17:38 AM No.76383161
>>76383155
should be the kick video clip instead
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:00 AM No.76383165
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>>76383161
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:26 AM No.76383426
>>76381663 (OP)
Why isn't he toned?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:13 AM No.76383431
>>76382311
Is he autistic?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:13:00 AM No.76383516
>>76383155
>>76383165
I wonder how he'd fare against Sam Hyde. Oh wait, he pisses his pants in fear of Sam Hyde. Another commie L
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:26:25 PM No.76385249
>>76383155
kek faggot can't even make a fist right
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:16 PM No.76385261
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>>76382311
>oh you want some too?
gets me every time
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:42:41 PM No.76385497
>>76385249
The thumb goes on the outside?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:52 PM No.76385501
>>76385249
The thumb goes on the outside of the fist?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:00:10 PM No.76385549
>>76381710
>>76381663 (OP)
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING POST HIS WIFE!!!!
Replies: >>76385552
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:01:23 PM No.76385552
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>>76385549
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:10:53 PM No.76386079
>>76385552
Grim
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:43:33 PM No.76386179
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>>76382311
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:03:34 AM No.76386440
>>76385552
Shes cute
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:25:08 AM No.76386524
>>76385552
she's cute to me idk. you can tell that all it would take for her to go up 3 notches is braces. i'm more bothered by her short hair cut than her teeth desu.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:14:54 AM No.76386897
>>76385552
Insane levels of British genes.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:42:56 AM No.76386987
yo
yo
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>>76383155
tfw you can't even place your thumb correctly but it's doesn't matter as you can't hit hard enough to break it anyway
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:47:02 AM No.76386995
>>76381663 (OP)
You niggers see this and get blackpilled, all I see is that normies don't suffer from crippling body dysmorphia and so their standards are comically low.
Just keep training and you'll be "jacked" in no time
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:35 AM No.76387004
>>76382978
Nta but who tf uses crunk anymore wtf lol
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:30:09 AM No.76387103
>>76381663 (OP)
Yes, normies don't stare at ifbb pro bodybuilders in contest shape all day, so they are not desensitized yet.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:39:31 AM No.76387125
>>76381663 (OP)
is the bar really this low?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:45:16 AM No.76387139
>>76383165
>>76383155
He has a great looking physique but cannot do anything remotely athletic.
Many such cases.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:46:26 AM No.76387149
>>76385501
yes
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:52:07 AM No.76387160
>>76385552
looks average
just a terrible haircut
teeth can be easily fixed with some basic braces too
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:53:17 AM No.76387164
>>76381724
The amusing thing about Adam Lasagna is that even though he's a reddit millennial personified, he's hated by redditors nowadays. Apparently he made a video in support of Chick-fil-A, which basically means he's a giga-Hitler who wants to gas fags.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:33:12 AM No.76387246
>>76387164
Thats why the right is winning. The left are all religious zealouts and nobody is a pure enough follower of the dogma for them. Joe Rogan and Elon Musk and Donald Trump and lots of other influential people were all democrats 20 years ago
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:56:39 AM No.76387305
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He lifts to defend the bull's honor.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:20:33 AM No.76387373
>>76387305
>this is why I season my bull, not my wife
Wait
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:38:12 AM No.76387420
>>76382311
Somehow this circles all the way around to being based
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:06:21 AM No.76387492
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>>76382311
Yep, I am thinking autistic and based.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:17:22 AM No.76387517
>>76382311
he was right and i'm tired of normalfag toxic positivity being used to shame autistics into submission even when they are right because they were le hecking mean about it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:39:50 AM No.76387563
>>76383165
>starts off slow and weak
>somehow slows down even more after ten
jesus christ i'm a fat fuck now and even i can still do that drill better than that
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:28:09 PM No.76388583
>>76382311
Geg he's unironically feraljak
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT EAT ZE BUGS FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:45:05 PM No.76388618
>>76382309
this, I can guarantee that if he was a right wing grifter the same people would be calling him fat and ugly, and if he was just a random stranger they'd say that he's average
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:45:48 PM No.76388619
>>76381663 (OP)
Test
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:45:56 PM No.76388778
>>76381663 (OP)
All I see is a guy who looks like he has muscle hidden under high bf%. I like his videos because he explains cooking science in a clear and useful way. Why are you guys seething?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:53:12 PM No.76389268
>>76387139
He is chad coasting on his good genetics. He just works out lightly to be not fat. Being athletic at 200lbs + takes a lot of work.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:56:27 PM No.76389285
>>76383516
Chances are he could beat him just because he is younger and less fat honestly but that would require not being a pussy.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:25:12 PM No.76389430
>>76382262
He's one of the few dudes who develops recipes instead of making some slop off all recipes for the first time in the video
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:21 AM No.76390924
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>>76385552
the state of modern man
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:08:07 AM No.76391569
>>76390924
Why are modern authors so weirdly consumerist? Novels aren't supposed to be fully designed around their genre.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:23:21 AM No.76391610
He's jewish
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:33:11 AM No.76392050
>>76390924
Why is her name not Lauren Ragusea?
Replies: >>76392059
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:37:11 AM No.76392059
>>76392050
You're retarded.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:40 AM No.76392065
>>76391569
>Why are modern authors so weirdly consumerist?
Generally it's due to editors and publishers simply not printing anything that is not 100% consumerist. Every large company is risk averse. If you are a smalltime writer, you will bend to the whims of your corporate overlords or you will not be published.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:56 AM No.76392081
>>76392065
Well... at least we can just pick up and read the old classics.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:12 AM No.76392083
>>76382311
Correct and based, maybe I should subscribe to his channel
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:56:30 AM No.76392104
>>76382311
>Jamie Oliver says to warm a teflon pan on high heat for 20 minutes
How the fuck did I miss that, that would genuinely start releasing toxic fumes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:23:58 AM No.76392169
>>76387246
>Donald Trump
who rapes kids, btw
Replies: >>76392221
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:43:40 AM No.76392214
>>76382311
BASED
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:47:48 AM No.76392221
>>76392169
Just like any other democrat or republican
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:41 AM No.76392237
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>>76382311
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:58:31 AM No.76392243
>>76389285
>Chances are he could beat him just because he is younger and less fat
have you seen sam's punches? one of those lands at hassan's head and he is wheelchair driver for the rest of his life
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:09 AM No.76392258
>>76387246
The right is winning because the left turned from advocating for the working class to advocating for trannies and muslims.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:18 AM No.76392315
>>76382570
Lmao get fucking owned dude, widow piece of shit. I hope you follow her soon, it's just one rope away!
Replies: >>76392515
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:26:28 AM No.76392323
>>76383516
But can he make a comfy gorilla nest?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:38:20 AM No.76392362
>>76392258
I'm the far right and I advocate against globalism and for workers, trannies, guns and cars
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:33 AM No.76392402
>>76382311
BASED BASEDCHAD
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:53 AM No.76392408
>>76392362
I don't particularly care about political affiliation but as long as workers stop getting fucked in the ass and corruption (nepotism included) is handled with biblical force I'm cool. Also, I'll never vote for a dyel so I'll probably never vote.
Replies: >>76392974
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:10 AM No.76392415
>>76392362
What the fuck does globalism even mean?
Replies: >>76392436
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:17:07 AM No.76392436
>>76392415
Jackshit to take the focus off the fair treatment of workers and people abusing their power to create full blown dynasties
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:56:39 AM No.76392487
>>76390924
At first I read that as their children were named Poptart and The Pup LMAO
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:39 AM No.76392499
>>76381663 (OP)
>Why do I prep the bull and not the wife
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:20:19 AM No.76392515
>>76392315
>widow
*wifelet

>>76392083
WTF his channel is actually pretty interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPnfDU7QR6A
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:22:02 AM No.76392521
>>76382570
So she looks like a pile of goo? Id probably rather the wife of whoever this YouTube is.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:41:05 AM No.76392553
>>76381663 (OP)
>>76381718
>>76381769
>>76382309
>>76382311
>>76383431
>>76391610
Adam Ragusea is the embodiment of slave morality. You can tell that behind his cringey little "you do you!" shit and starting his plebbit comments with "friend, ...", there's real contempt hiding. He speaks this way because he's terrified of confrontation and has no idea how to handle disagreement. It's quite evident that he genuinely thinks he's the shit, but he's just too much of a coward and a mental weakling to face any critique head-on and honourably. That's why he hedges with these weasely little phrases, why he pre-empts all possible criticism with a pre-written and pinned FAQ, and why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.

So it doesn't surprise me that he's prone to the occasional outburst of impotent anger in his comments section from time to time -- he clearly has an ego and a measure of masculine rage, but has never learnt what to do with them, and has spent his life being afraid of any kind of self-affirmation. Why, for example, did he overreact with such vitriol to this relatively benign comment about ceramic stoves? Why does he get so upset over a very gentle quip about the narration? Because that's the kind of language in which Adam would himself codify his criticism. He interprets the slightest of gibes as full-frontal attacks because that's the way he'd make a criticism. Simple, honest and straightforward language is not for him; he lacks the courage to be direct.

As other anons have said, all of this has probably been reinforced/cemented by his having been a professor, where he's been able to go mostly unchallenged in his little fiefdom for years. Now he's suddenly exposed to the internet, where everyone is way harsher, and more importantly, don't need to please him to pass a class. I guess he's struggling to adapt a bit.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:59:42 AM No.76392592
>>76390924
I wish goodreads would tell you exactly how pornographic a book is because I really want to know how much of a gooner his wife is
Replies: >>76392604
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:03:54 PM No.76392604
>>76392592
when a book targeted to women tries to sound wholesome by using words like "sweet" or "romantic" you already know it has lots of rape in it
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:23:17 PM No.76392660
>>76392604
This explains why white women love Indian men so much
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:23:20 PM No.76392662
>>76392243
Landing a clean hard punch on someone while they are moving is hard. Hassan could just clinch for first few round and just tire him out and try outbox him purely on endurance on later rounds. Sam isnt really an athele.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:35:06 PM No.76392696
>>76392553
also was almost certainly bullied growing up in the midwest, centered his worth around being smart, leveraged it into a career in academia, had his ego fed by being a professor in the american south whereby the culture of honor and academic schmoozing appears to him like the respect he always craved, started a youtube channel believing that validity is the same thing as couching his opinions in certain empirical evidence or "common sense" heuristics, and then when this didn't go the exact same as being a professor it went exactly as you said
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:59:36 PM No.76392764
>>76381663 (OP)
To impress a r*dditor? Yes, absolutely. You should have seen the thread where they were losing their minds over some dude parting up a whole chicken.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:57 PM No.76392771
>>76382588
I hope this doesn't mean /ck/ hates Chef John. I love his recipes and jolly nature :(
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:19 PM No.76392776
>>76385552
>those noses
Oy vey, this thread is very anti-semitic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:34:56 PM No.76392974
>>76392408
>Also, I'll never vote for a dyel so I'll probably never vote.
based
/fit/ political party when