Thread 76381932 - /fit/ [Archived: 315 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:38:42 PM No.76381932
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Bryan Johnson looks absolutely emaciated.

This is what the "healthiest person on earth" looks like? WTF?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:41:31 PM No.76381943
BiomarkerBry
BiomarkerBry
md5: c469daa2bf8336584a44f2fee4171e78๐Ÿ”
You dare doubt BioMarker Bry? You doubt the power of supplementing blueberry extract?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:43:20 PM No.76381948
Uh, bro, the same experts who told us to eat seed oils are telling us heโ€™s reverse aging. You have to trust the experts, bro.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:43:24 PM No.76381949
Spoken like a fat DYEL pussy. He is lean as fuark though
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:44:05 PM No.76381951
fuck
fuck
md5: a12aa6db4a8d82d6cc8878875e91c0e7๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:44:34 PM No.76381953
>>76381932 (OP)
>be vegan
>lose bodyfat to unhealthy amounts
>your body shuts down and stops producing hormones
>have to hop on trt
>look like a walking corpse

is this what peak longevity looks like? because if so i'd rather just die
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:45:25 PM No.76381959
>>76381932 (OP)
Self proclaimed healthiest person in the world.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:45:43 PM No.76381961
>>76381943
>>76381948
his routine has actually aged him by a decade lmao
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:48:08 PM No.76381967
Being lean is better for longevity than having too much musclemass
In fact being small is as well
Short people usually live longer
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:48:58 PM No.76381971
He's not healthy at all, neither mentally or physically.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:53:00 PM No.76381981
>>76381951
It cracks me up how this guy became an old, pale lesbian and thinks he's somehow winning.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:54:04 PM No.76381984
>>76381961
Biomarkerly speaking he is 10years old. He biomarkermogs you.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:54:12 PM No.76381986
>>76381932 (OP)
classic case of โ€œyou may not like it but this is what peak performance looks likeโ€
thatโ€™s a body that will live to 150
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:55:31 PM No.76381990
>>76381986
didn't he break his fucking leg while walking down a hallway recently
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:57:50 PM No.76382000
>>76381990
Post your biomarkers kid, I need a laugh....
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:53:00 PM No.76382166
>>76381932 (OP)
gonna be so funny when this retard dies of some bs at 60
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:02 PM No.76382179
>>76381932 (OP)
>Bryan Johnson
Bye
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:00:40 PM No.76382188
200 year old vampire
200 year old vampire
md5: 9ffda85850fe55aa1e063ad5c343f7b7๐Ÿ”
>>76381951
>>76381961
He should have vampiremaxxed. He looked like an immortal on the right.
I ignore women
7/15/2025, 11:26:27 PM No.76382257
>>76381932 (OP)
That nigga broke his foot dancing and had to be carried off
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:21:08 AM No.76382647
>>76381948
>the same experts who told us to eat seed oils are telling us heโ€™s reverse aging.
but he's not even listening to experts, most of the shit he's doing is genuinely fringe and fairly unsupported, his whole schtick is being in an echochamber of guys who think that people can become immortal if they just eat the right things so there's a vested interest in the doctors he's paying for to tell him his goal is achievable
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:12 AM No.76382756
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In all fairness to BJ he didn't start his anti-aging protocol until he was already 40ish, so most of the damage has already been done. Meanwhile pic related is a 35 year old man, so if BJ started from childhood he'd look closer to this.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:13:04 AM No.76382788
>>76381943
i don't take children seriously
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:49:15 PM No.76384508
There is a lot of talking here without any bioposting. Let's see those markers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:53:33 PM No.76384519
>>76381951
>Healthy glow and soft supple fat on top of natural muscle.
>Nah fuck that, pale dry skin on top of sinewy trt muscle is much better.
Doesn't it literally look like his delts shrunk?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:56:49 PM No.76384527
grumblingsnake
grumblingsnake
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>>76381951
what getting bitten by a vampire does to a mf
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:58:32 PM No.76384529
>>76381932 (OP)
I have never seen a picture of this man taken outside, is he NEET-maxing?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:03:32 PM No.76384539
>>76384529
Yes. He only stays inside and sleeps 10 hour a day with 1 hour free time.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:10:32 PM No.76384559
>>76384539
and he wants to do this shit for another 100 years? Even a turbo-autist would get bored of a life like that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:11:54 PM No.76384566
>>76384529
outside = pollution & UV rays
of course he doesn't go outside
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:13:57 PM No.76384572
americans are so fat they don't know what slim/skinny-healthy looks like.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:19:51 PM No.76384597
>>76381932 (OP)
Why are you so obsessed with this nigga
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:24 PM No.76384635
>>76384529
he has infinite money, he doesn't have to go outside, has a personal pussy to use also known as a gf and young girls that live in his house just to measure his biomarkers daily. Why would he NOT NEET max?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:31 PM No.76384730
>>76384635
idk he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd enjoy the classic neet activities like shitposting on forums, playing video games, watching anime, and fucking around with microprocessors. Sure, he has sex, but beyond that it's all just going through the same exercises and meals and medical procedures every day
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:04 PM No.76384777
>>76384730
He 100% watches anime, I heard him make a Goku/DBZ reference in one of his collab vids... I think in the one with the normal-looking brown haired short guy who visited his house?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:48 PM No.76384847
>>76384777
checked
maybe his powerlevel is higher than what I had assumed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:34 PM No.76384937
>>76381932 (OP)
Holy shit, are you seriously saying that consuming nothing but man made foods and pills isn't ideal for health? What is wrong with you? Stop denying the science.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:12 PM No.76385004
>>76384730
he's a mormon kid who grew up deprived of everything fun with a constant desire to be different, he obviously indulges in anime, video games and other things like that, probably to also connect with his sons.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:26:07 PM No.76385061
>>76381953
Transhumanism, or "bio-hacking" whatever you want to call, is the opposite of longevity or health-maxing. It's a kind of mental illness under the umbrella of the progressive worship of science and technology. It will end badly for him.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:36:31 PM No.76385092
>>76381932 (OP)
I want to know how he gets 3 hour boners. Is it possible to get this without the build of a marathon runner?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:49:48 PM No.76385139
steve-aoki-veggies
steve-aoki-veggies
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>>76381932 (OP)
This has to be diet skill issues. How in the fuck is Ronnie Coleman legmogging him now!? He needs some meat and dairy.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:55:22 PM No.76385152
>>76385139
Ronnie has literal one in a billion genetics, he looked better than most humans ever have looked before even taking roids. He turned pro and won tournaments without roids and only roided once he started NOT winning everything. You can't compare a random mormon dude(inbred) to that come on now.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:12:47 PM No.76385205
ronnie-legs
ronnie-legs
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>>76385152
But Ronnie also been hella crippled recently, worse than Bryan's leg fracture, yet somehow currently has bigger legs!?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:18:30 PM No.76385222
>>76381932 (OP)
Yikes, he's got atrophied legs like a 90 year old.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:29 PM No.76385254
>>76385205
what part of one in a billion genetics did you miss?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:39:27 PM No.76386167
>>76381932 (OP)
>healthiest person on earth
he's one of the most unhealthy people on Earth
dude is literally hypothermic