Thread 76384337

> When I’m on stage, there’s no compromise, only precision, power, and passion. I take these supplements to stay razor-sharp, night after night. This isn’t hype. It’s fuel!

Yngwie Malmsteen has launched a line of supplements. As somewhat of a professional guitarist and hobbiest bodybuilder myself, I am curious how these stack up against the competition

>>76384337 (OP)
>it's actually real
what the fuck is this supplement shilling business so profitable that everyone with a bit of stale $ in their pockets come out to invest in these?

>>76384337 (OP)
Hey Yngwie, want a donut?

yngwie used to do coke
you can see it in his leningrad vhs
he's fat as shit now and sometimes misses notes which he didn't use to before

>>76384337 (OP)
that's so left field

>>76384337 (OP)
what the fuck--...
Why would Malmsteen come out with a preworkout!? The man hasn't worked out a day in his life! And who would buy it from a fat, aging guitarist still living and acting like he's in his prime and glory at 25? He 100% coked up at shows and no preworkout will make you malmsteen of 20+ years ago.

>>76384489
Unregulated market, little to no personal investment/input on the product (Malmsteen has no fucking clue what those supplements are for), high as shit profit on investment as it's a huge upsale over base cost.

>>76384337 (OP)
I'd rather eat a fucking doughnut.

>>76384337 (OP)
From 1983 to 1990, he was the best guitarist on earth. Had some good songs here and there after that but he wasn't the same in the 90s

>>76384672
check out a video on youtube of him playing in Lyon (France) in 1990, clearly on coke

>>76384337 (OP)
>2lb of whey - 53$
>30 scoops of multivitamin "pre-workout" - 40$
>30 scoops of "ELECTROLYTES" - 36$

He needs another ferrari

>>76384672
Leave him alone, he's geriatric, he's 62 years old.

>>76385154
He's great, but his songs never sounded like hits, compared to Sitriani.

>>76385154
>the best guitarist
now this is some low quality bait.

>>76385154
jason becker was better

>>76385323
hmm i guess technically he was better, never enjoyed his playing but a few songs, especially his endless sweeps

>>76385322
nah he was the best during that time period sorry, he had it all, who do you think was better, curious ?

>>76385314
rising force, you don't remember i'll never forget, far beyond the sun, i'll see the light, black star... not to mention what he did with alcatrazz

>>76385376
you could argue marty friedman was also better

>>76385376
based Yngwie connoisseur

>>76385381
Marty's solo albums are absolute bullshit, my man Yngwie could write a lot of good songs all by his lonesome. Now, he hasn't written anything notable in decades but he had that dawg in him at some point.

>>76385398
no i definitely agree but when marty has a good solo, it's a damn good solo
stigmata addiction comes to mind
and there's no denying that cacophony could have been better than it was

The one thing I don't like about Yngwie (and many many virtuosos like Wooten for example) is that they say a looooot of bullshit like "I never practice" and the evergreen "theory is not important". They've poisoned the minds of entire generations with this bullcrap.

>>76385376
I prefer more expressional focus, like say, phrasing and tone shaping compared to blank speed and accuracy, so malm, while impressive with his hands, was never really someone I cared much. Like take gary moore and his riddiculus bends, Id take him over malmy any day on whos better competition.

>>76385403
>it's a damn good solo
100% agreed brother he can write a fucking memorable solo and that's a rare skill

>>76385404
>the evergreen "theory is not important".
But music needs to come from the heart man

>>76385404
Theory is important to learn so once you know it you can disregard it.

Why not Petrucci tho?

>>76385412
ah yea, you're not really into his music then that's fair

>>76384666
Based Pantera enjoyer

>>76384337 (OP)
sybau

>>76385314
One plays European inspired music, the other plays Afroamerican inspired music, the later being more shilled by globalists for obvious reasons.

>>76384337 (OP)
He gets major props from me for being able to shred on a strat.

>>76384337 (OP)
No fucking way

>>76385376
Also, Deja vu, crystal ball, faster than the speed of light

>>76384337 (OP)
i can't hear about this yngee faggot anymore, i don't care about your fucking shredding, we're not in the 80s anymore. you're not a guitar prodigy, your playing is annoying

>>76385540
this. you need to learn it so music becomes intrinsic to you. sadly 90% of guitar players don't even know where the notes are on the neck other than on E strings

>>76388522
They older I get the more I appreciate less notes

>>76384337 (OP)
Mirin his good health focus in an industry full of sickness, depraivity and merchants (entertainment) but you don't need to buy this stuff, just eat whole foods.

>>76388560
Just eat meat

for me it's Steve Vai

UNLEASH THE FOOKIN FURY

I really need to work on my alternate picking muscles. Any tips?

https://youtu.be/W1AS3hzNNkE?si=9cGZnwR8qE5V3LgP

Mogs all the shredders.

>>76389437
He walked so they could shred