>Get fat
>look like shit
>Cant do body weight exercises
>Cant run several miles without stopping
>Cant do anything athletic
>Cant rock climb because too fat
>Can't last 30 minutes in bed because cardio is trash
>Doing all this just so "number goes up" on lifts but you look like pic related

How did such a niche thing become so popular online?

>>76385750 (OP)
Few days ago I saw a Sumo wrestler doing ab rolls with relative ease, something faggybuilders are unlikely to achieve.

>>76385750 (OP)
>lasting 30 minutes in bed

Fucking why lol

>>76385750 (OP)
yeah being a obese strength power shitter is an epic pysop

>>76385811
>>76385866
check these

>>76385811

It's called having fun. You fuck for a few minutes, take a few minutes break, and keep going.

>>76385866
It must be, and the faggots on here that try to spread it are terrible humans.

>>76385803


Cool, the faggy body builders get more pussy.

>>76385750 (OP)
>>Doing all this just so "number goes up" on lifts but you look like pic related
You'd wish you were as aesthetic as a sekitori

>>76385750 (OP)
>get fat
>have sex
That's all I heard.
How does he do it?
Height and weight, please? I wanna know how fat you are. It's it just 20 lbs, or 50 lbs.

>>76385750 (OP)
I knew a strong "alpha male" type. He said he didn't play video games in high school. I asked what did you do? And he said fucking. He was buff and overconfident about everything "people say rocket science is hard, but I bet it's really not. What could be so hard about it?" He would argue with the boss at work "he wants to act hood so I'm gonna act hood right back." He was pretty buff and strong, but he said he wanted to get fat so bigger people can't push him around as easily.

>>76385750 (OP)
im 315lbs (143kg) 6'2 (190cm) and i mog little twinks like you
let me guess you are the 5'6 arab-hispanic looking guy who takes his shirt off and walks around the gym while listening to negro rap and drives a lifted ford truck (gets mogged by my lexus btw). you will never be big. you will never look like you lift in clothes. you will always have to overcompensate for being a twink MANLET.

>>76386161
So he started eating fatty foods and getting acid reflux. I told him to eat romaine salad and it worked. But I should have told him not to binge on junk food. You can again weight on regular foods, like sumos do. Just eat a lot of it. Plus there's also pic related, so getting fat isn't good for your mind either.

>>76385750 (OP)
The July tournament has been pretty good so far. Anyone else watching?

>>76386232
Waiting for a rerun of day 4, but my boy Ura's been killing it so far. Most of my niggas are doing fine but I hope Takerufuji does good this time. Miss Shirokuma too

>>76386232
Mita's doing good so far, he might be another giant slayer, but he has to realize against the caliber and size of opponents he's going to have to put in massive effort every single time, I hope his body holds up. Poor Nobehare.

>>76386138
>Cool, the faggy body builders get more pussy.
Sumo wrestlers in japan are super stars, i guarantee they don't, also
>Reddit spacing

ura mentioned

>>76386232
What makes someone interested in watching half naked fat men? Are you gay? I mean even college wrestling would be less gay.

>>76386394
What in the world.

>>76386355
In Japan sure. In America not true at all. Even the O-linemen in professional football teams don't get as much pussy as the actual athletic guys.

>>76386394
holy buckets the delts of the one with the dark thong, beastly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

>>76386394
This is kind of kino, you can see their muscle outline under all that fat during the fight

>>76386394
The Peoples' Yokozuna: The Pink Terror of Osaka

>>76386422
The smaller ones mostly just have a muscular belly, if that. Asakoryu's just buff

>>76386422
The "wolf", the guy they modeled E Honda off of legit looked like a modern powerlifter. It would be fun to see a bunch of strongmen take over sumo.

>>76386400
College Wrestling to me has gotten a lot more interesting when you realize that most of the best fighters in the world have some type of grappling base.

For those of you wondering what peak performance actually looks like.

>>76386507
I did no gi bjj for a year and watching bjj is still boring to me.

>>76386438
>muscular belly

>>76386520
I'm not kidding, he's got a gut with a six pac on top

>>76386232

Yokozunas handing out kinboshin like candy. Hoshoryu losing to Aonishiki was a serious upset. Onosato losing today was just unnecessary.

>>76386579
Spoiler, jeez

>>76386579
Haven't watched in a while. Do we have a white guy in Makuuchi again?

>>76386784
Ukrainians don't count

>>76386394
Gambatte ura sama!

>>76386422

Oh yeah they're legit strong. The guy stopping this NFL Dlineman is a 17 year old kid

https://youtube.com/shorts/p-tikjBvJWI?si=N42HV0S_f_e9my9u

>>76386517

I agree, Judo is much more fun to watch. Takedowns >> ground game.

>>76386413
>In America not true at all
Just because picrel is the average american shape

>>76386138
putting aside that no they fucking don't if the only value you have in life is having random sex with strangers you deserve to be shot like an animal

>>76387296
Bro, even if you want a regular gf you need to have high social status and be ABLE to sleep around. It's only the people that have that ability that get in relationships, them doing it or not is different.

Also what's the point of doing anything if it means you won't get sex? I'm not talking about the man that has a wife/gf at home so doesn't care, I'm talking about the man without anyone or anything.

>>76386394
their legs and glutes are insanely defined considering their bodyfat% which means that they've got so much muscle there that it shows thru even a thick layer of fat

>>76387466

Problem is that women wouldn't stick around for that. Do the cut first...

>>76386394
like watching a territorial bout between bears
absolute kino
>>76386420
Fundoshi

>>76387321
>even if you want a regular gf you need to have high social status and be ABLE to sleep around
untrue and also not what you said
All you're telling me is that you need to be exiled to die alone in the woods like a beast.

>>76387721
Mawashi

>>76387729
What did they say that was a lie? Every woman that isn't a sub5 has multiple options and you have to be the best option she has for her to entertain a relationship.

>>76387827
beautiful

>>76387827
Qrd on sumo scandals? Or does he mean scandals about himself? Also
>Gave me a passion for my empty soul
Giwtwm

>>76387827
I wish I could say this about anything

>>76390353
Mostly match-fixing and ties to organized crime. The training process for rikishi can be very abusive and humiliating sometimes too, where you're basically a lowly servant at first and then have to crawl up the pecking order

>>76387827
Women fill my soul.
The problem is I'm not Chad

>>76387231
shart in the mart bros...

>blocks your path

>>76390526
>Mostly match-fixing and ties to organized crime.
I guess this is true for every martial art competition.
>The training process for rikishi can be very abusive and humiliating sometimes too, where you're basically a lowly servant at first and then have to crawl up the pecking order
While going through it may not be nice that's one of the things i respect the most about sumo, meritocracy is based.

>>76385750 (OP)
Ura is based

>>76390904
>I guess this is true for every martial art competition.
But it's a problem due to how sumo is a financial and cultural monolith, and how sumo is in itself a holy religious ritual. Controversy involving racketeering with the Yakuza, the most taboo, spiritually impure sort of people can be a very big scandal.
>that's one of the things i respect the most about sumo, meritocracy is based.
Unfortunately it also causes friction where the older mentor rikishi and the younger initiates don't do things like they're supposed to and problems arise.

>>76386138
Sumo wrestlers get mad play homie. They’re pro athletes. Actual athletes, unlike bodybuilders.

>>76390904
one 17 year old recruit was beaten to death by hazing
>Saito's stable master, Jun'ichi Yamamoto, admitted to beating the 17-year-old novice, who had only been in sumo for three months, and ordering other sumo wrestlers to beat him, due to Saito's "vague attitude" towards the sport. It was also reported that Saito had run away from the stable on a number of occasions. Yamamoto was expelled by the Japan Sumo Association. Yamamoto and three wrestlers from the stable were arrested in February 2008 and were charged with manslaughter. In May 2009, Yamamoto was sentenced to six years in prison.[2] The incident brought substantial political pressure to the governance of the sport in Japan. In the wake of the scandal, the Sumo Association sent a survey to all 53 training stables or heya, and more than 90 percent reported that baseball bats or similar equipment were used on their wrestlers, with around a third saying bullying had occurred during training

>>76391058

I mean define "mad play"

>>76390904
>meritocracy
>literally just posted example of how it's anything but
lmao