>blast tons of gear for 10+ years
>fail miserably at every show you attend thereby ruining your health for less than nothing
>come in 7th at an amateur masters show nobody gives a shit about after you came in as lean as the average walmart customer
>blame the tanning company despite years of experience dictating you should know what a proper stage tan looks like
>claim you can't be coached because you're just smarter and better than everyone else and you'd try to poke holes in what your coach says despite having failed every single self-coached prep
>eat garbage during prep despite every competent bodybuilder ever eating clean
>get gruesome plastic surgery because you're too much of a lazy fuck to stop eating cereal
>plan to get 4-5 more invasive surgeries that will require fucking intubation so you can remove fat in your your shoulder area and to get some sort of mesh put around your waist to combat HGH gut
>never take a single set remotely close to failure on camera despite yapping about how hard you train
>cope about it by unironically saying you purposefully slow down the initial reps of a set so the last reps being the same speed doesn't mean you haven't actually slowed your concentric speed at all
>claim you're bigger and stronger than Mike Mentzer was
>claim you're a world class expert in hypertrophy and bodybuilding despite 2 publications in the niche with 99% of your work being in sports performance/d1 athlete performance
Is he the next Blaha? I don't think we've ever had a lolcow of this magnitude with the prominence he has.

Posted it again mom

>>76386395
Never posted about him till now

What’s the point of competing in a bodybuilding competition when you’re liposuction and cosmetic surgery? Might as well inject synthol.

I think this is one of the rare cases blaha mogs someone

>>76386381 (OP)
this dude literally inspired to go in for lipo and a tummy tuck. I'm done trying to starve myself to shed fat while losing my muscle gains every time. I have nothing but good things to say about the guy.

>>76386406
He can't accept that he didn't have the genetics or willpower/discipline/training to get an IFBB pro card despite dedicating a decade of his life and putting his health and fertility at risk for it.

>>76386381 (OP)
he has shit genetics, plain and simple, he needs to let go of the bodybuilding shit and just focus on being a coach and his business

>>76386439
He's had literally 0 bodybuilders he's coached that have achieved anything. He might have the most sycophantic fans in the fitness industry but pros who are putting their body on the line and want to actually do well know not to entrust their prep to him in any way. His 5 minutes of social media fame will fade eventually as well.

Is he really 6’1

>>76386470
He's like 5'5''

i hate this fucking jew ugly goblino in roids

why would any NON goblino, NON ugly, NON jew and NON on roid person follow this retard?

>>76386510
cause he do he le funny self-deprecating sex joke humor and he sounds like knows what he's talking about

Holy samefag thread

>>76386381 (OP)
yeah he has crazy bad body dysmorphia, hearing he wants MORE surgeries is a major red flag
Dude is legit funny I don't know why he doesn't just focus on the YouTube channel and chill

>>76386381 (OP)
having watched him for years it became quite harrowing to see his real time downfall into insane body dysmorphia, i remember he used to say that he wanted to go pro to prove his methods were superior, but slowly it kept morphing into "i want to go pro for fun", "i want to go pro to have an achievement under my name", "i want to go pro before its too late for me because its the only thing i've ever wanted since i was a teen" and now he's planning multiple highly invasive cosmetic surgeries to try to make up for his shit diet, genetics and gear abuse
he seriously could've just stuck to looking like a brick shitwall ogre and lean into being a smart brute but he revealed how shallow and mentally unwell he is and ruined the last bits of respect i had for him

>>76386381 (OP)
Wait wtf is he in some kind of psychosis? Doesn't he know how poorly received his last surgery was, why would he order 5 more?

Who

>>76386381 (OP)

At least Coach Greg got close to getting a pro card. Mike is like all talk and didn't even come close. It's sad cause he's proof that you can blast a ton of gear and if your genetics suck there's not much you can do.

>>76387593
Coach Greg has a pro card. He has competed as a pro.

>>76387593
nah if your genetics suck you can do better than mike. mike never trains hard and has a shit diet. if he just nailed those he'd look like nippard.

If you have the patience for it this shows what a blockhead the guy is
He's literally incapable of abstract thought

https://youtu.be/3qela17RPK0?si=TFazzA8395Ib4q3B

>>76386381 (OP)
jew blaha lmao

>>76387086
Both Jared Feather and Charlie Young (the big asian guy) who were his training partners got IFBB pro cards very quickly. Meanwhile Mike has failed spectacularly at it. I'm 100% sure both of them achieving what he always wanted in 1/4th the time while he flounders hurt his ego to the point of contributing to this insanity. Jared even coached Mike for a time and said he only listened to him about half the time lmao. Couldn't even convince him to not eat cereal every day.

>>76386381 (OP)
what's he pregnant with?

this kike definitely shills his products here

>>76386470