how do you talk to girls at the gym

>>76387841 (OP)
i pass a note I've written from home witth the text: can I taste your butthole for $500, text me on xxxxxx'

>>76387841 (OP)
Do they think this actually works? Like honest to god?

>>76387841 (OP)
Follow her to the parking lot and get her license plate number then call your guy at the DMV to get her address then stake out her house and sneak up on her when she walks to her mailbox. Go get her champ.

>>76387887
Easier to just follow her with a drone.

>>76387841 (OP)
No one is looking for dating at the fucking gym Anon. You're sweaty, smelly, tired, focused either on exercise or which machine doesn't have a fucking line in front of it. It's not a group activity that requires interaction. Plus it's an environment where you would be constantly competing with the top of the top of society when it comes to physique.

Let it go. Pick a different hobby to pick up bitches. Even running/swimming clubs are better, if you want to keep it /fit/, but it still isn't ideal for the same reasons.

>>76387887
This.
Works every time.

>>76387841 (OP)
Unironically the best way to do it without looking like a creep is using situations that would happen normally at the gym but instead you're secretly doing it on purpose just to have a reason to talk to her, example:

>she's using a machine, bench, weight or whatever the fuck equipment
>you approach her and ask how many sets has left
>if she says like it's going to take a while id ask to work in with her
>this is already an opening for you to start a convo and get to know her, you can make subtle comments about her being strong on that lift
>if she's open about it then you're in, if she's quiet and not giving much attention to you then it's probably rip

Another example would be asking her to spot you, most girls don't get asked this often it'll make them think they are strong in their head.

>>76387877
Average iq in india is 80. People below 90 are considered too dumb for the military.

>>76387890
>No one is looking for dating at the fucking gym
>t. Machinefag
yep, that explains it

>>76387877
Yes, they are like 76iq on average. They have the subversive, scam mentality and unjustified hubris of jews except more than 40% of their nation is mentally retarded by western standards.

You don't hit on girls at the gym. If they ask you for advice or something just keep it short. You wanna hit on girls, hit on them at clubs, or in grocery stores (if you're cold approaching anyways), or in classes. The gym is a place you'll be going to for years probably, much like work, so you don't want to create a problem there.

>>76387877
>>76387951
>>76387971
I don't think they're stupid, just uncivilized retards that never learned or socialized properly, therefore can't understand how things work

>>76387976
I lost my virginity with some milf at the gym.
I got my first gf from giving her unsolicited advice on an exercise.
Your post is subhuman cope.

>>76387951
>80 IQ.
Grim, but at some point he has to realize it’s not working. I mean, I have a cousin who’s sub-80 IQ, and even he understands that you need to bring something to the table if you want a shot at a shame marriage. Why would any woman marry some random, small, smelly Indian guy they don’t even know without getting anything in return?

>>76387841 (OP)
Theyre obviously there inatead of going for a jog or using the treadmill, its basically her little invitation for you that shes there to fuck.

>>76387969
>false attribution
Don't skip reading comprehension days

>>76387983
You getting lucky with a hag and then having a failed relationship at the gym proves my point. I bet you do not still go to that gym, either.

>>76387993
>I bet you do not still go to that gym
I don't even live in the same country. Not going somewhere out of fear you might see someone you hit on is subhuman behavior. There are other girls I've hit on at the gym where things didn't work out, and I still go to that same gym without any issues. You are just a faggot.

>>76387999
>you had to flee the country after probably abusing and beating the shit out of some chick at the gym and raping a hag

Tough! Anyways, keep romance out of the gym. Be normal.

>>76387999
>other girls
>girl(s)

This dude is known as the creep at his gym

>>76387982
Man, they’re honestly some of the most arrogant people I’ve met. Back in college, I used to hit the gym near campus, and there was this one short Indian dude, smelled awful, looked rough, who tried to hit on this absolute goddess of a woman. She was like six feet tall, just stunning.

She turned him down, obviously, and the guy lost his mind. Started yelling in his language and actually looked like he was about to hit her. Some big dude nearby stepped in and threw him out of the gym.

>>76388012
Nah, I get along with pretty much everyone at my gym, and frequently get complimented on my lifts.
>>76388001
>Be normal
>Too afraid to approach females

>>76388033
>he's a last word guy and a gym creep

Take care of yourself, man.

>see this woman get on the ab machine
>you might want to be careful, gym staff just marked it as broken and he called some guy
>oh, I didn't notice
>start chatting
>beep, rest time is over
>the app says I should start, good talking to you
>start moving weight
>she looks disappointed
>feel bad
>no PR

fucking gains goblins get ya, even when you do the correct thing.

This exact same thread is on /pol/ wtf loll

>>76387890
It's the other way around, you can get a gf at the gym if you try hard enough

Gym is literally IRL tinder but ofc the biggest denominator there is physique, dudes with fake natty roided up physiques are fucking gym girls left and right, not to mention gym girls have higher test than the avg girl which leads to higher libido, making it easier to score them.

>>76388059
>Gym is literally IRL tinder
Nigger tinder is a place where singles come to find someone to fuck and maybe find a relatiosnship. A gym is where people go to lift and more likely that not they're in relationships already. Even worse, women often take off their engagement/wedding rings to exercise so you can't even tell. You're delusional, jerk off and get back.

>>76388151
>NOOO you can't just hit on a woman in a space which is not a designated socially acceptable "hit-on-women" space.
>You're basically committing rape if you do that.
>Also , what if god-forbid, you were to hit on a woman in a relationship?

>>76387841 (OP)

>Say "hi" or maybe a "hello"
>proceed to start my workout

>>76388175
I don't know why you're projecting so much, I'm saying it's not efficent. Why the fuck would i try to hit on women in a place where
>I can't even determine if they're in a relationship and I'm wasting my time
>they're busy lifting
>I am busy lifting
Do you eat your soup with a fork just to prove you can too?