functional strength > meme fake strength

>>76389331 (OP)
How much strength is needed to squeeze the trigger on a nail gun?

>>76389355
Not much, that thing doesn't really weight much. The hard part is lifting all the rafters, purlins and stuff.

>>76389362
Not really

>>76389362
>hard

>>76389331 (OP)
Fake glycogen filled muscles that look good and make women wet > being fat and having "functional strength"

>>76389400
the only thing women care about if you have money and your own place.

I used to do demolition when I was a teen and young adult, that got me super fit because I was mostly carrying rocks and wood to and from a dumpster and swinging a sledge hammer to break stuff up

Had 4 slices of Sicilian pizza and a liter of Pepsi for lunch every day, still the leanest I even was

>>76389400
Post your fake glycogen filled muscles that look good and make women wet

>>76389331 (OP)
Why people pride themselves in being wagekekolds i will never understand

>>76389516
>can't even build his own roof
>why do people pride themself with being able to build stuff with their own hands

>>76389519
>can't even do his own plumbing
this never ends. Having a modicum of practical skills doesn't make you some kind of badass

>>76389543
>Having a modicum of practical skills doesn't make you some kind of badass
it does.

>>76389331 (OP)
I can do that guy's job. He can't do mine. That's why I get paid more. I guess we know who the winner is.

>>76389331 (OP)
Every job that employs functional strength is primarily staffed by overweight minorities, most of them less than the manlet cutoff. Really makes you think.

>>76389543
And having none makes you even less of one

>>76389519
There's priding yourself in your career then there's putting down everyone who goes into a different career path, and (You) are doing the latter. And it's just such an odd thing to do when your career path is the one that makes so, so much less money specifically because everyone else can do it.

>>76389331 (OP)
Every manual laborer looks like a meth addict or fat alcoholic.

>>76389937
There's a reasonable balance, though. I make 6 figures at an easy white collar desk job, sure, but I also save thousands and thousands of dollars yearly not having to call a guy for every little thing. Auto, home, etc, I do a little of all of it, and my neighbors think it's incredible.

More, I regularly hear wives telling their husbands about how, yeah, but Anon cam actually do things. Sucks for them, it's not a competition, but it also kind of is and I've got the reputation around the block for actually being useful.

>>76389405
women like that are only with you for convenience, not because she genuinely likes you.

>>76389519
Do construction workers work on their homes? I'd imagine they have impressive modern homes that put most to shame.

Why would there be functional strength and then some different strength? Functional just means you adapt to new moving patterns or even learn new skills. If you try some obscure lift for the first time ever in your life, you are not weak but you just have not learned the pattern yet.

>>76391150
Functional strength is just coordination and endurance. It takes about 3 weeks to get 80% of it under your belt, and then the rest of your life at a shit-ass manual labor job to get the last 20%.

>>76389331 (OP)
Why does it seem that everyone that wants "functional strength" always post labour workers, you want to train to be a slave? In that case become a nba player and atleast you'd get paid well.
Imagine wanting "functional strength" just to work 12 hours a day under the sun for less than minimum wage, atleast you can carry cement bags i guess.

>>76389331 (OP)
Functional strength is just skill+endurance
Give me any bodybuilder and 6 months and I'll make him more functionally strong than any tradesman. Or give me any tradesman and I'll make him numerically strong enough to make crossfitters shit their pants.

>>76391246
you're a fucking idiot

>>76389331 (OP)
He wouldn't last a millisecond in the the hood
That's why he on rooftops he scared of streets

>>76391246
You're just not concealing your desire to be given 6 burly men for your disposal too well.

>>76389331 (OP)
Max strength is all you really need for "functional' strength, the stronger you are the easier everything is.

>>76389331 (OP)
Is this “fake strength” in the room with us right now?

>>76391258
6 months not 6 dudes. I'd need 11 dudes for a hockey team.
>>76391268
That's not true. There a different muscle fiber types with different thresholds and methods of training them. Training purely for strength will not increase the endurance or lactic acid thresholds of type 1 fibers or train the movment specific coordination required for a lot of "functional strength". Your spine itself is like a primitive brain it learns to more effecient routing and recruitment patterns and buffers reflexes so they can occur quicker. That take specific practice.

>>76390788
she doesn't care about you either
she turned you into a sexual object, but she couldn't care less about your "love" for her
she is going to drool even harder to the next guy with even better defined muscles

>>76389331 (OP)
nigga do you want to build a great physique/get on a competetive level in a weightlifting sport or become a fucking min wage construction worker
/thread

>>76389331 (OP)
Anyone can have functional strenght if you work as a roofer. The trick is taking it easy on the chips and beer and doing stretches so you don't feel like shit

>>76389575
Sorry, pajeet, but he's keeping his job forever. You are getting replaced by AI soon.

>>76389405
An amazing body bypasses all of that, and induces their lust mechanism. Construction workers are notorious for having to PAY HOOKERS.

>>76389943
>looks like

>>76389331 (OP)
Most construction workers are fat, drink too much, and have back problems.

Blue collars are literally pathetic lmao, nobody envies you.
Imagine someone having a son and thinking
>yeah i wish he grows up to do construction work every day
lmaaooo said no one ever

>>76391534
>b-but muh 6 figures
>b-but muh own company
>b-but muh toys
>b-but muh non libtard work environment

>>76389575
you would not survive a job like that for a week. you would get bullied the minute you walked into the worksite lmao

>>76391496
projecting much ?
they are not lol

test

>>76389331 (OP)
YEEEERP you little uns wouldn't know shiet about being str-ACK

>>76389355
OSHA

>>76390769
Gaaaaaaaay

i laid pavers and filled the surrounding area with crushed rock today, about 25 pavers and 5 metres of sand and rock combined.
doesn't really make me fitter in any way except maybe grip and makes my back hurt constantly on my knees bent over leveling stuff out.
stay in school and get a better job is my advice.

>>76389331 (OP)
bait of the day
meme construction worker strength >.. everything its just so tough

>>76390769
Fucking idiot don’t ever let people know you can build or fix anything

>>76396988
>hey, can you fix this thing for me, Ive heard that youre good
>no

>>76397041
Correct.

>>76397041
>>76397279
For money