If 'za unhealthy, why taste so good?

It isn't unhealthy unless you use disgusting amounts of fat

I'll never understand why people like pizza so much
it's not tasty, it feels terrible afterwards and it's horrible nutritionally.
I seriously think that most people are clinically retarded.

>>76392202
Pizza is the poorfag's food. Toppings used to be whatever leftovers Italian poors had available to them.

>>76392197 (OP)
The same way a burger can be unhealthy. Or any food for that matter.
Copious amounts of low quality ingredients and fats.

why are you posting this thread on multiple boards?

>>76392202
>it's not tasty
it is
>it feels terrible afterwards
it doesn't
>it's horrible nutritionally
it's really not that bad, although not great either (a "sometimes food", if you will)
Just avoid the bottom of the barrel stuff

>>76392202
>, it feels terrible afterwards
That's when you eat a huge meal of it. It's a rich, salty food, good for a snack.

>>76392220
do you even have to ask? this is how autists feel fulfilled. get as much attention as you possibly can. this will underperform on one board. but underperforming on two boards? that's one decent thread right there.

>>76392235
>it is
no it isn't, I mean it is but that's the melted cheese, not the pizza, the dough and tomato sauce are horribly bland.
>it doesn't
yes it does, it's just a bunch of flour dough, it destroys your insides, if you think it doesn't make you feel bad it's because you've never eaten healthy in your lifetime and don't know what feeling fine means.
>it's really not that bad
yes it is, it's calorie dense (just 100g is 300kcal) it's 60% carbs, 10% saturated fat (this is insane for a non cookie/pastry meal) and the little protein you get out of it is lacking the most important amino acids which renders it nearly useless for aesthetic purposes.

your opinion is complete garbage, don't post here again.

>>76392197 (OP)
Why is she brown?

>>76392202
You've never had good pizza, understendable if you're from America and only have access to garbage "pizza" like the one in the OP.

>>76392294
And pic related is what our fast-food pizza looks like.

>>76392294
do you usually assume things and have arguments with strawmen you make up in your head? I'm an argentine of italian descent, I've only had "good pizza" and it's still garbage.

>>76392275
are you one of those anti-bread schizos? The dough is just bread and it tastes like bread, the tomato sauce isn't "horribly bland" if not made by a retard and if you aren't a nigger that needs everything to be buried in spices.
One pizza is like 800kcal, you can easily fit a meal like that in your macros once in a while if you don't sit on your ass all day
>10% saturated fat
more like 4%
It's just bread, tomato, olive oil, mozzarella, and some light spices

>>76392308
>I'm brown
Opinion rejected, have a nice day

>>76392332
imagine being this retarded
lol, lmao even

>>76392308
There is only 4 good pizza places throughout Argentina: Ti Amo, Atte Pizzeria Napoletana, Chichilo's, Nuvola.
Have you ever been to any of these? Did you like them? If you didn't then you just have shit taste.

>>76392324
>are you one of those anti-bread schizos?
no, I have bread every day
>The dough is just bread and it tastes like bread
yeah kinda, but I never have more than say 80g of bread a meal, any more than that is retardedly unhealthy, and a single pizza slice could go up to 200g, and nobody eats a single slice a meal.

>>76392332
that was obvious from the start, who else could find pizza to be bland?

>>76392356
>any more than that is retardedly unhealthy
you've never run more than 5k
>and a single pizza slice could go up to 200g
that amount of dough is literally an entire pizza, one slice my ass

>>76392356
>single pizza slice could go up to 200g
See? I told you you've never had proper pizza. A whole pizza is in the range of 400-500g, so how can a single slice be 200g?

>>76392294
That looks similar to the Freschetta Garlic Duo pizza I had the other day, but it didn't have raised crust.

>>76392308
americans live rent free in the minds of europeans, it really is strange, why are they so obsessed with them?

>>76392332
>>76392343
Isn't Argentina where the Hitlers and Mengeles fled to? Seems they would stand out.

>>76392377
That's on account of such a retarded statement could only come from the mouth of Americans.

>>76392389
>>understendable if you're from America
>post implies that poster they were replying too was from america
>despite giving no indication that said poster was from america
hence why america is always on their mind, they automatically assume every post they deem "retarded" is an american one

>>76392202
>it's not tasty, it feels terrible afterwards and it's horrible nutritionally.

A fresh home/hand made pizza is light and doesn't sit in your stomach like a boulder. You can have a whole personal size pizza and feel amazing.

>>76392197 (OP)
I tried the only frozen pizza in the grocery store without basedbean oil and it was good awful. Also, Papa John's exists.

>>76392303
€26 for a slice of pizza?

>>76392202
>most people are clinically retarded
Just realized this?

>>76392275
yes it is
no it isnt
no it isnt

your opinion is complete garbage, don't post here again.

>>76392202
>DURRRRRr, I DONT LIKE THIS SO THAT MEANS ITS ACTUALLY NOT GOOD AND ITS NOT JUST ME

and you dare call anyone else a retard?

>>76392200
>fat is unhealthy

being a retarded zogslave in 2k25 is crazy

>>76392389
Ironically your retarded statement needs another clause to be a grammatically correct sentence.

Pizza is garbage

Also fuck you for reminding me that I want to slamfuck Venti into the sheets but will never have the opportunity.

>>76392202
I though like this eating big slop pizzas like ones in the picture
but then I tried one more expensive place with light and high quality ingredient pizzas and they were an amazing food
still too easy to overeat and feel like shit so I avoid

>>76392294
NYC has the best pizza in the world. You wouldn't know because you've never had it. I've had pizza from all over Europe, from all over the USA, and can conclude Europeans have no idea what they're talking about. Even the pizza in Italy is inferior to NYC.

>>76393176
Two of the absolute worst takes
You should feel bad

>>76392197 (OP)
I don't get why pizza gets such a bad rep, apart from the PizzaHut söybean oil HFCS abominations.

Italian pizza is just bread, tomatoes and cheese, with meat and vegetables to taste. Cheese has plenty of protein, as well as essential fatty acids (pentadecanoic acid).

Bread is basically empty calories, so okay, but it's not any worse than any other dish that's based on bread, rice, noodles or potatoes.

>>76393202
I really don't care what your /pol/rotted, muttoid brain thinks though

>>76392275
>>76392202

okay state to me a day's healthy dishes you would see as nutritionally balanced

>>76392202
you have no friends. Nobody likes you.

>>76393287
>wanted to have sex with brittany venti
>le buzzwords
Uh huh
IM /pol/rotted

>>76392202
okay jew

>>76392202
virtue-signaling healthtards really try to lie to themselves and pretend that pizza is not tasty

>>76392202
I like cheese, bread, and tomato

>>76392982
pretty sure the price is per kilogram

>>76392197 (OP)
That pizza looks like Venti's saggers

I like how some people have been mentally raped by the kikes to the point where they think pizza (a meal made out of a variety of ingredients) = frozen slop from the supermarket or take out garbage.
Just make your own out of fresh ingredients, it's not difficult at all. Same with lasagna, which is a godly bulking food and doesn't taste anything like the garbage u get at the store, but takes much longer to make.

>>76392202
It's called addiction. If you ate them regularly you would miss them if you stopped.

>>76393312
>"wait, you want to have sex with an attractive woman? what the fuck is wrong with you?"
least gay /fit/izen

>>76392202
It is tasty, the only bad thing is hownthirsty you are afterwards

>>76392197 (OP)
>>76392202
>>76392308
Bread is delicious
Cheese is delicious
Therefore pizza is delicious
There's nothing else to discuss.
If you can't enjoy pizza you're either a:
Gluten intolerant faggot
Lactose intolerant faggot

>>76394036
>venti
>attractive woman

>>76392202
>it's horrible nutritionally
how?
it's just bread and cheese

>>76394069
>Lactose intolerant
there is no such thing as lactose intolerance
only lactase deficiency

>>76392207
>Copious amounts of low quality ingredients and fats.
that means seed oils/ vegetable oils
cheese is food fat

>>76394076
its horrible nutritionally by being just bread and cheese
just refined carbs and fat with barely any micronutrients/proteins for the calories consumed
How are you this stupid actually?

>>76393279
>I don't get why pizza gets such a bad rep, apart from the PizzaHut söybean oil HFCS abominations.
you answered your own question
retards stuff all kinds of dyes, synthetics, veggie oils and artificial sweeteners...then complain that "pizza sux 4 health durr"

>>76392202
>I seriously think that most people are clinically retarded.
oh the irony

>>76394080
>there is no such thing as lactose intolerance
>only lactase deficiency
qrd?

>>76394095
cheese is nutritionally perfect, you might have a mental illness
>calories
irrelevant

>>76394108
even the blackest nigger can heal their gut microbiome to house lactase and be able to process milk, which is what humans do

>>76392371
Amerifat trash. A proper Margherita pizza is delightful. I like mine with spinach, garlic, and mushroom sometimes too. The whole pizza weighs less than 500 g most of the time.

>>76394117
How? Eating yogurt?

>>76394133
You refer to pizza as “delightful.” Pizza.

>>76392197 (OP)
Sometimes pizza is actually just bad. Hungry Howies pizza is atrocious and barely edible.

>>76392197 (OP)
Poison has to be delicious or else you won't drink it

>>76392202
pipe it down, loser

>>76394095
we really need to get rid of these midwits that think its some mic drop truth nuke to call bread refined carbs

>>76392197 (OP)
I need to get good at pizza and flatbread and id easily be able to get another 1000 calories a day since you have infinite leftovers

>>76392356
>single pizza slice could go up to 200g
>2 0 0 g

>>76392202
Pizza's not even that bad nutrition wise, especially if it has lots of meat on it. Dabbing the grease off the pizza with a paper towel takes out a lot of the excess fat and calories (upwards of 20-30% calorie reduction).

It's still not healthy, since the crust has a lot of carbs and most meat on pizza is very fatty processed meat like pepperoni and sausage, but it has better nutritional value than a lot of sloppa food.

>>76394229
Dabbing grease off with a napkin may spare you some fats, but you pay for it with your gender and genitals, and no woman respects you afterwards.

>>76394143
I'm sorry you've only ever eaten bad food. It can be light and reasonable.

>>76392197 (OP)
Friday is pizza day, the best day of the week, said some faggots from California.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno

>>76392197 (OP)
If meth is unhealthy why feel so good?

>>76394110
>>calories
>irrelevant
Hi fatty

Make Neapolitan pizza (about 800 calories for a 12 inch) and you can eat it every single day. Anywhere from half to to the full pizza is totally doable.

>>76394875
btw this is the best type of pizza if you arent a fat fuck, you can absolutely add more toppings if you want and have the calories, I just don't want to waste so much

>>76394214
what makes it not this way, so i can tell people who say that

What makes pizza unhealthy when it's a sum of the ingredients used. Similar to hamburger. If you don't use the bottom of barrel slop then those foods will satiate you.

>>76392197 (OP)
I've eaten genuinely awful tasting pizza before so I disagree with the 'bad pizza is still pizza' mentality.

>>76394984
bad pizza is ass, dough can be be tasteless, crumbly, undercooked, oily, etc. cheese is so easy to fuck up when you add too much or use cheap shitty awful cheese, same with sauce.

>>76392202
This... This can't be real..

>>76392200
what about that in any possible way is healthy you retards are beyond help

>>76392294
>posts a burnt watery mess
Nice try retard

>>76392308
>argentine
Stop right there you criminal fuck. South American pizza is a fucking joke.
https://files.catbox.moe/484vzt.mp4

>>76394984
>>76394988
There's that webm of the Brazilian making a pizza or something. He rips the dough trying to throw it in the air, puts undecipherable toppings, and cooks it in a stove burning cardboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>76392197 (OP)
Calling pizza "'za" should get you skinned alive.

>>76395287
You realize you don't actually need the piz at all, right?

>>76395287
I'm going to have some 'za and 'da tonight.