>ex only bothers to get her fat ass into shape AFTER the relationship ends

Spite is a powerful motivator

>>76392980 (OP)
Good for him and good for her.
I did the same. Girlfriend left me cus I was a fat piece of shit, now I got fit. I now fuck hot trannies while she seems to be happy with a new guy

>>76392980 (OP)
She's going to gain back all the weight when she gets in a relationship, these kinda women always do that.

>>76392990
Seems like she dodges a big old gay bullet

>>76392980 (OP)
Because she is actually attracted to her new man.

>>76392993
And I got to be with hot trannies instead of her (who took stinky poops). We are all winners

>>76392989
spite is temporary, the FAVSTIAN SPIRIT is eternal this is why I'm /fit/ yet I also do caving I will die exploring the unknown to advance the human race and I'll be ridiculously oversized as I do it
bet my ex is mad af fuck you Jessica

>>76393002
>caving
I find that shit very fascinating but my mild claustrophobia would likely send me into a panic at some point if I tried it

>>76392980 (OP)
why didn't she lose the weight before getting dumped? why are they always lazy in relationship and only start taking care of themselves after a breakup? also judging by her face, she's gonna have a lot of excess skin in her stomach and arms

76392980
Cool relationship thread dumb fucking faggot newfag shitposter

76393001
Your lame jerk off fantasies and faux weight loss mean nothing to anyone. If you're happy fucking dudes that's cool man, just don't expect anyone to besides pedophiles to be cool with you

>>76393042
>>76393046
Here, you dropped your arrows sir:
>>>>

>>76392980 (OP)
Look at the size of those bazongas. Bro fucked up big time.

>>76392980 (OP)
Looks like she learned her lesson
Take care of yourself or your man will get new gf

Relationships form a comfort zone. You already have the girl/the guy, so why bother being better?

>>76392980 (OP)
Yes, they get in shape to get a man and then once they have one they become lazy. Are you just figuring this out?

>>76392980 (OP)
Story as old as time. I tried fucking everything to get my ex wife to exercise and look after herself. I mean a decade of literally carrying her into gyms, paying for personal training, classes, expensive gym clothes, home gym, climbing, hiking, swimming, praising her to build confidence, making her jealous to lower it withholding sex for literally 2 years etc etc.

Then after i break up I see she's joined some crossfitesque fitness classes. Still it won't last, I've learned people can't change.

>>76393059
You’ve never touched tits, huh?

>>76393002
>I will die exploring the unknown to advance the human race
ye bro Nutty Putty guy brought us forward a thousand years thanks to his expedition

>>76393115
of course it's all for naught if you die before reaching the ancient civilization technology, that's why so few dare to attempt it

>>76392980 (OP)
don't worry honey - you're gonna get it back with interest lol :D

>>76392991
ALWAYS
God bless her, knew this girl in the military and it was basically
>was cute out of bootcamp
>got married
>got fat
>got divorced
>got fit
>got married
>had kid
>got fat
>got divorced
>got fit
>had kid
>got fat
>got married
>???

love her but damn just put the fucking fork down

>>76392980 (OP)
Her hair is ugly. looks like animal hair. from a pig or a donkey

>>76393215
Okay, jeet.

>>76393132
The Denisovans are the cave-dwelling species of the human race. Their technology remains hidden to us.

>>76392980 (OP)
>be woman
>want man
>men like fit women
>get fit
>get man
>now that you have man, don't have a reason to stay fit anymore
>or so you thought
>surprise surprise, man who like fit women doesn't want you anymore now that you're no longer fit
Rinse and repeat.