>>76394896Kek, not sure it made me look chadly, more autistic.
>>76394952I couldn't. I had to carry her through a tiny elevator. I was working security in this 4 storey place and she twisted her ankle bad in these tight shoes on the top floor. Me and a female manager were trying to help her hobble down but she was screeching in pain every time we'd move so I just picked her up bridal style. I either severely underestimated her weight, or my capacity, cause my biceps felt like they were gonna explode by the time we reached the bottom floor. EMTs got there and it turns out she had actually fractured her tibia as well. Poor girl.