Thread 76397733

You are an addict.

the only "drugs" that lowers mortality and you think your negative demeanor will make me stop drinking it?

>>76397749
>addict thinks his drug will make him live longer
lol
lmao

>>76397733 (OP)
so?

>>76397733 (OP)
>addict
I've had about 5 cups and a few pieces of caffeinated gum today.

>>76397749
man I cant believe commercial science works so well on you retards

Is an expensive coffee machine worth it ? Is there that much of a difference in the taste ?

>>76397774
you can make really delicious coffee with a $30 pourover or moka pot. an expensive grinder is 100% worth it tho

>>76397733 (OP)
Caffeine is good

>>76397766
Antioxidants are just a myth right? Just like virusses.

>>76397758
The benefits of coffee are well documented, especially the protections against dementia and alzheimers.
I'm with that other guy. No amount of stupid threads like this one will make me give up coffee.

>>76397749
there's like one study that says that and it was probably funded by the billion dollar coffee industry

>guess what
>it turns out
>all studies are funded by industries to make them look good
>its all fake and gay

>>76397749
That's not how you use quotation marks.

>>76397733 (OP)
Mmm Im gonna make a cup right now

>>76397786
So are you going to answer the question or what

>>76397808
>The benefits of coffee are well *hypothesized*
ftfy

>>76397836
Name one facetbof health or nutrition that has been conclusively proven

>>76397868
A. it makes you feel like shit if you don't take it every morning

>>76397895
Nothing you said is a coherent response to post

>>76397836
>gravity is just a theory
Go away.

>>76397899
shutup faggot rim my anus

>>76397906
Concession accepted

Yes. At one point I was slamming 3-5 energy drinks a day on top of strong pwo. I did this for about 2 months. Now I have my stimulant consumption under more control

>>76397774
>is it worth it?
maybe, if you like good coffee you will probably justify buying one
>is there that much difference in taste?
no not really, you can get a good coffee made with a $20 pour-over carafe and a $50 gooseneck kettle. buying an expensive drip machine simplifies the process for a marginally better cup. if that's worth the price in your eyes/budget, that's ok

>>76397943
>all that shit

gay

I just boil it in a pot. been doing it for 7 years

>>76397733 (OP)
I'm 2 weeks off coffee. I never realized how addicted I was.

It's the only warm drink that I enjoy. I take a caffeinated sip in the morning and decaf later, if I want more.

Why the fuck do caffeine junkies get angry when you tell them their drug is bad? I don’t get it

>>76397928
Why

the lamest part about coffee is how easy it is to kick it

beta drug

>>76397733 (OP)
I can quit coffee any time I want

>>76397832
i did answer the question

im over 30 and have never drank coffee in my life. i dont even know how a coffee maker works because ive never made a cup of it before. maybe theres a correlation between that and being a loser. i dont know. it seems like pretty much everyone on earth drinks coffee and theyre all normal and well adjusted.

>>76398167
are you brown

>>76398142
You didn't but ok

>>76398207
no white

>>76398009
cool

>>76398219
i informed you that you can, in fact, make very good coffee with an inexpensive coffee maker. sorry if you're too fucking retarded to make use of that info.

>>76398259
Yeah, like I said, that doesn't answer the question.

>>76397733 (OP)
I’m okay with being addicted to caffeine. I don’t smoke or drink.

>>76397733 (OP)
*Your and addict

>>76397733 (OP)
literally drinking some cold brew before the jim rn (right now)

>>76398269
if you were non-autistic you'd be able to extrapolate all the answers you need from there.

>>76398207
brown countries make most of the coffee though

>>76398097
No one's mad.

>>76398286
If you weren't so combative, you would have just answered the question.

>>76397826
That's exactly how he uses quotation marks

>>76398325
Except for the two spergs who spend the last two hours fighting eachother for no reason

>>76398350
you're too dumb to do your own thinking. go buy a can of folger's instant and dry scoop it.

>>76397733 (OP)
I take caffeine pills instead because coffee always hurts my stomach

>>76397733 (OP)
Only if you drink it all day. Moderation is key.

>>76398487
Good idea. No more than 500 mg every 24 hours.

>>76397733 (OP)
i was correct. but i gave up the dark jew mistress about 2-months ago. took me 1-month to fully come normal again, but now I feel great.

>>76397901
You don't know the difference between theory and a hypothesis.

sounds like thats not my problem though

I liked it better when the OPs used coomer images to talk about coffee.

>>76398573
is coffee good for you?

>>76397901
A theory that has been largely disproven by general relativity
You are so fucking retarded you should never speak again

>>76397774
I bought a $250 De'Longhi and couldn't be happier.

>fill bean tank
>fill water tank
>press button
>????
>COFFEE

Still working after 10 years, no issues whatsoever. Takes up a bit of space though.

>>76397733 (OP)
, Harry

>>76397733 (OP)
I took up coffee when I stopped smoking crack. Overall I feel like that was a pretty good move.

>>76397733 (OP)
My mom drinks a pot a day and she's BMI 14s and have no appetite.

Whenever I have a cup I'm like "damn, I should do this every day!" Normally I need two snacks between lunch and dinner, but coffee suppresses appetite in a way that Monsters don't because taste is so foul it makes me vaguely nauseous.

Saves me 4-600 kcal

>>76398642
yes but have you considered not being a pussy and utilizing self-control insteadd

>>76398619
I bet the coffee is trash though

>>76397799
guess what else is an "antioxidant"

>>76398642
cattle

>>76397733 (OP)
bean water sludge that tastes OK at its best but still dehydrates and makes me anxious
coffee drinkers are generally pathetic. insanely fucking obsessed.
popsci flip flops whether coffee is LE HEALTHY every other year. PATHETIC!

a big cup of black tea with milk delivers a way smoother caffeine hit that actually clears and makes me at peace

i essentially only have coffee or energy drinks if i've slept less than 6 hours. even then it's barely worth it. guaranteed shit day.

>>76397733 (OP)
>>76398804
> makes me anxious
'unsettled' is the more appropiate word i was looking for. yes i'm ESL.

>>76398804
correct. coffee is for common peasants and tea is for nobility.

>>76398487
Dumb nigger

>>76398804
>admits that he's weak
>calls others pathetic
I don't get anxious from coffee

>>76397733 (OP)
MY DRUGS ATTENTION
AND I GET PAID TO INDULGE IN MY HABIT

>>76398854
Are you posting from your smartphone?

>>76398725
You don't drink it for the taste.

>>76398804
>coffee drinkers are generally pathetic. insanely fucking obsessed.
If your boss drinks coffee your workplace is gonna be shit

always anxious busybodies

>>76398854
>if your endrocrine system functions as intended...
>you're just weak bro lololol

found the retarded roidtranny

>>76397733 (OP)
But I didn't drink any today since it's Saturday. I had no withdrawals or any noticeable effect :)

>>76397799
>Antioxidants
nta but that's just your body reacting

I don't see the issue with coffee. I don't even understand why there's so many visceral opinions on coffee. I don't drink it everyday, but if it's a cold winter morning, and if I feel like it, I'll make a cup and move on with my day. I don't get any of these 'withdrawals' or effects afterwards so maybe I just don't get it

>>76399051
>visceral opinions
because coffeefags and normies are insufferable cunts

>>76399051
of course you don't get withdrawals because the occasional cup isn't enough to become addicted you utter fucking retard, what a worthless post

>>76399078
.....Okay man. What's up with the aggression?

>>76399084
>the aggression
standard fare for the coffee consumer

>>76399084
diapersissy >o<

My coffee consumption is pretty low all things considered, but I'm actually considering tapering it even lower as I have some problems with insomnia and I need every possible edge I can get.

>>76398775
cyanide l?

>>76398107
I started drinking energy drinks to "help" with the pre workout crash. Little did I know, I fell for the trap. I broke the cycle by cutting my pwo consumption down. Limited myself to 2-3 energy drinks a day until I wasn't a complete fiend

>>76398775
cyanide ?

>I drink a cup in the morning
not an addict
>I drink 3 cups daily
addict
same with smoking opium on a pipe btw

haha yessir, you got me *siiiiiiiiiiiip* ahhhh.

>>76397774
nah. My espresso machine cost like $50 and that's mostly because I live somewhere where shit is just more expensive. Between a blender and an espresso machine you're good.

>>76397820
that's not how you use greentext

>>76398619
women don't hug me.

>>76397733 (OP)
quit caffeine over two years ago, life is much better without it

>>76397733 (OP)
Okay.

>>76397733 (OP)
Espresso from a high quality coffee machine is the only stimulant that my organism tolerates

>>76398804
>big cup of black tea with milk delivers a way smoother caffeine hit that actually clears and makes me at peace
Just drink both at the same time for maximum gains
Also
>with milk
nah

>>76398710
It worked up to a point. When I got to a bf% where I lost my libido and my hair started falling out, I flew off the handle and developed bulimia. Awoke with +10% of my bodyweight in edema that reached my lungs.

Caffeine makes a calorie budget of 1200 more manageable.

>>76400383
do you have any pics from back then

>>76397733 (OP)
i actually am not. i got a urinary infection (sex), doctor told me to avoid acidic food and coffee and i quit for a week cold turkey.

>>76397733 (OP)
coffee bean is absolute evolutionary mastermind plant

you're telling me this bean, has conquered the minds of human

who's the real top of the food chain
it's getting africans and slaves all over the third world to plant and grow this very hard to produce plant

im a slave to the coffee
and it's because of it's insane intelligence and prowess

much like a woman will be slave to the chad cock

>>76400388
*cracks open Monster Energy Ultra*

>>76397733 (OP)
Yes i drink at least 5 cups a day

>>76397733 (OP)
and?

>>76400426
On a preview that thing looks like a rotting old woman.

>>76397774
My wife and I just got a Breville Barista Express on a discount. She found someone on fb marketplace that bought something new and sold us this one for 400$ (new they're 1k$). If you like espresso I guess it's alright, just got it yesterday so she's still fine tuning her use of it.

Personally, I still prefer my ceramic filter holder thing for pour-over coffee, and when I'm feeling fancy I got a stovetop moka pot that I make americanos with.

But 99.9% of the time, pour-over hits just right.

>>76397733 (OP)
I only drink water, protein shakes, and coffee.

Its the only zero cal drink that tastes amazing.

I have normal in the morning and decaf in the afternoon/at night. Goes great with a square of 90+% dark chocolate.

>>76400460
I've got the osteoporotic skeleton of one.

Caffeine inhibits calcium uptake, but I must reach <40 kg and so I keep my friends close and my Monsters closer.

Coffee is even better in that it has a nauseating flavor if you guzzle down more than a few cups on an empty stomach.

>>76400055
been here since 2007

you don't tell me

how

to

format

my

posts

>>76400050
>My espresso machine
imagine being so fucking gay you bought an espresso machine