Thread 76397934

Patty is going natty.

Meg Griffin general?

>>76397934 (OP)
First clip is fine but second one is very inappropriate dressing style. I see it in my country now too. It's the americanism that a lot of zoomers bring. Very sad.

>>76397934 (OP)
She should ditch the glasses permanently

>>76397934 (OP)
would rape if i had the chance

>>76397934 (OP)
She's been hiding her power level with the glasses, haircut, and shit-tier makeup all this time.

How I miss the touch of a woman.

>>76398050
Or at least get better glasses

>>76397934 (OP)
>wasting a barbell and a rack on this trash

>>76397934 (OP)
Amazed she hasn't posted anything too sexy yet.

>>76398042
It's the same outfit, she just took her shirt off

>>76398088
yea she larped as dorky femcel to attract indian bot farms but she is unironically just very conventionally attractive woman
and she's like 30 next year, amazing

>>76397934 (OP)
sex with Patty (sex with lean beef patty)

>>76397934 (OP)
Sorry, but there's no going back. It's like a girl trying to restore her virginity.

>>76397934 (OP)
>simple

>>76397934 (OP)
Fem boogie.

>>76398927
Good morning saar

>>76397934 (OP)
>keep it simple
>does one of the most complicated lift
Chat are we retarded?

>>76397934 (OP)
Bros, is she using the squat rack to do a dumbbell exercise? And it's not even curls?

>>76397934 (OP)
You know what, I'm about to say it, she's attractive.

>>76397934 (OP)
sex

>>76399071
its simpler than squats, harder than the leg press

>>76397936
kek

>>76397936
To anyone who says Anon isn't funny doesn't understand the amount of intelligence that's needed to pull off what he does. His brain is firing so fast and his delivery with the information he's pulling from it is impeccable.

>>76397934 (OP)
How is she going to explain her shrinking size lol

>>76397934 (OP)
Cute tummy

All "muscle mommies" should be deported

>>76398925
Yeah, with the same outfit she can sit on my dick, she should just take her panties off

The way she looks at herself makes her seem kind of insecure.

She goes to great lengths to hide her feet. I hate this cunt

Hole status?

>>76397934 (OP)
she's speedrunning life. hitting the wall as soon as possible

>>76401440
pozzed

>>76400987

i've seen em

>>76401479
Would that ass feel good in a doggy? I've never fucked a muscular chick so idk if the muscled ass will feel as good as naturally fat ass

>>76401490
Probably like humping two basketballs.

She's going to make me bust a nutty

>>76401490
Used to fuck a really hot CrossFit addict with a crazy high sex drive and naturally high test for a chick.

It’s incredible. Slamming her from being grabbing onto her muscular traps and looking at her thick muscular back and shoulders was incredible. And the ass, oh my god it was heavenly. Just a perfectly fit ass. Her body fat wasn’t the lowest but she was strong and fit as fuck and I loved fucking her.

Her blowjobs were off the charts aswell, she would worship me (I would take viagra for extra size and stiffness) and she would just gorge on my cock nice and slow absolutely lathering her tongue and lips across my entire dick

What was the best though was her sex drive bordering on aggression, the way she’d furiously bounce on my dick and when I’d be slamming her from behind clapping her cheeks she would demand that I came deep inside her and I would have the most brain melting orgasm of my life

Last note if you find yourself a fit girl who’s addicted to being fit with high test and a high sex drive do everything you can to marry her

>>76401939
>no mention of a vagina to be found
/fit/

>>76398962
post hands 56% lmfao

>>76401939
if this is not a pasta im gonna be disappointed

>>76401479
...the first one is an abdominal stretch. Do these retards fitness influencers even try?

>>76397934 (OP)
>Patty is going natty
yeah sure, lmao

>>76397934 (OP)
She looks good with a bit of fat

>>76401479
Wait they are literally ALL ab stretches wtf patty

>>76401939
I sure hope that picture is not this "hot muscular crossfit addict" you speak of lol

>>76400969
HELLO FAGGOT

>>76401960
>naturally high test for a CHICK
Goofballs gunna goof.

>>76402115
You're just respecting "her" pronouns, aren't you?

LETS GET NATTY

>>76397934 (OP)
And Patty got the fatty; Patty be catchin mood swangs.

>>76401939
Nobody asked aboit your fake stories larper. Kill yourself.

>>76401939
does anyone else find these boomer style explicit descriptions of sexual experiences really gay
>the way she’d furiously bounce on my dick and when I’d be slamming her from behind clapping her cheeks she would demand that I came deep inside her and I would have the most brain melting orgasm of my life
i lowkey do not need to hear this nigga

>>76402435
zoomers can't disassociate posts from people or separate their online ego from their actual personality.
hate you nigger faggots.

isn't she technically a midget, very plausible she never roided and has the womanlette muscle building buff

Evil Patty

>>76397934 (OP)
Thick thighs are great.

>>76399354
In what world is contorting your body into a swastika and doing a one legged hack squat simpler than a regular squat?

>>76401479
This dumbass really thinks back stretches are just stretching backwards or is this just bait?

>>76402977
its just for the tiktok algo man why you gotta be so upset

>>76398042
Stop being a fag

>>76402972
Are you not bendy Saar, do you not do your yoga Saar?

>>76398050
No, that's the only reason why she's attractive

Poor Patty need more confidence cause she is ripped mate

are you guys just memeing when you say shes not natty?

>>76397934 (OP)
She can go natty on my cock, and by that I mean unprotected sex, raw dog. If you know what I mean.

>>76403417
>acne
>jaw and cartlidge growth
Because she’s not.

>>76402972
bss form is almost universal but for squats you have to learn the correct form which will vary from person to person , probably will have a solid base after half a year of squatting
bss you can "learn" in a week, hardest part is holding the weight, or balance if you have balance problems

>>76397934 (OP)
If she were to build up her ass by at least 50% more, put on just a bit more fat so her abs aren't visible and her tits fill out some more then she would turn into a right proper fuckpig. Raypbayt so to say.

>>76403490
Based take.

>>76403429
No, I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean. Can you stop riddling?

>>76402507
Bum sex with this