Do you respect the rules at your gym?

these seem pretty standard aside from the two that give of lolso_ran_dumXxX vibes

Cute!

>>76398102 (OP)
They actually expect me to clean up my own blood? This gym is a hard pass for me

>>76398102 (OP)
Do people really introduce themselves to everyone at the gym? I've been using the same gym for 10 years and I've never spoken to anyone except whoever is at the front desk.

>>76398102 (OP)
I would get a free guest pass to this gym just to smear shit on the walls in the locker room

>>76398102 (OP)
what am i supposed to shower between each set? fuck all that noise.

>>76398157
On the other hand, you don't have to clean up other people's blood.

>>76398171
Based jeet

>>76398102 (OP)
I really wish it weren‘t standard practice to keep Top 40 on in the gym for the old ladies on calisthenics and normiest normgroids. The earbud I use for white noise broke a while ago and while waiting for a new one tried looking into this and all I found were redditor responses complaining that they don‘t want to hear somebody grunt at the gym.

>>76398158
depends on what kind of gym you go to, I usually go to the chaingym in the centre of a major city and nobody really talks to each other but when I had to to a smaller local gym in a rural town people would literally enter and do a circle around the whole place shaking hands with everyone before going to lockers

>>76398102 (OP)
>If you see someone you don't know, say hi and introduce yourself.
what a retarded nigger rule holy
I train at a calisthenics park and often listen to music, I literally can't imagine some retard coming up and starting to yap while I don't even hear him to create this awkward situation where I notice him yapping so I remove one headphone and ask him to repeat when all of this could have been avoided if everyone just minded their own business

>>76398102 (OP)
Gyms are full of douche bags. Lift at home.

>>76398102 (OP)
>if you see someone you don't know, say hi and introduce yourself
I should be doing this more with girls, I'm already friends with 80% of the dudes at my gym

>if you stink, stop
ngl this has kept me from exercising in public, other than running, my whole life.
i get horrific BO once i work up a sweat, that even offends me some days.

>>76398102 (OP)
>>76398205

>dont worry about the music, you've got other things to worry about
Right, which is why when I do something for myself, on my own time, and for my own personal benefit, I want to enjoy whatever I can of it and not listen to aggressively shitty pop-country-rap bullshit.

>>76398500
You cuddle with them in the sauna too

>>76398102 (OP)
My gym has a whole booklet of rules at the ticket office but I've never even picked it up or read them lol. Manners and common sense are enough.

>>76398102 (OP)
>Please leave any bags and coats in the locker room
Do I fuck. If they think I am lugging my equipment from my to and fro from the changing rooms they can get to fuck
Such a retarded rule too

>>76398102 (OP)
Mine has a no chalk rule. I use a bit of liquid chalk for deadlifts anyway.

I piss in gym showers every time

>If you see someone you don't know, say hi and introduce yourself
I turn 360 degrees and leave the gym

>>76398756

>>76398102 (OP)

>>76398793
>we appreciate antiperspirant
Sweat does not smell, it's the bacteria that feeds on it after a few hours, simple deodorant will work and allow your body to utilize it's superior ability of sweating to increase endurance.
Fuck these jews, they want us to die of heat stroke

>>76398694
You ever jerk off in the gym shower?

>>76398793
>dont gawk at the hotties
>headphones only between 9am to 8pm
wtf?

>>76398656
Concurred. Fuck that noise. I won't use powdered chalk, as it's not allowed. I lift in a commercial gym so that could cause issues. Liquid chalk is good, great grip but isn't really messy

>>76398102 (OP)
My gym has a shoes on policy that I shit all over every time I squat and deadlift

>>76398793
>check the ego at the door.
looks like i gotta smoke a shitload of dmt before entering this gym. wish me luck.

>>76399401
>he hasn't already ego-deathed himself by peaking on DMT mid Iboga trip
NMGI

>>76398102 (OP)
I don't know, I would never read them

>>76398793
>>76399093
Are you forbidden to wear headphones before 9 AM?