Just lift and start a martial art bro

>>76401532 (OP)
unironically based. i bet he'd beat the fuck out of most 5'7'' and under guys. he's got that warrior spirit, i can see it

>>76401544
He has no spirit he's just overcompensating

>>76401551
cope. i know warrior spirit when i see it, he has it. he'd probably heem the fuck outta you, pussy

>>76401532 (OP)
Is that asmongold

>>76401532 (OP)
Holy fuck Hasbulla stands no chance

>>76401532 (OP)
5'10 vs 6'0

>5'11 squares up against a 6'0

>>76401532 (OP)
>>76401544
Give him a lightsaber and he'll be unbeatable

MMA match vs Koksal Baba needs to happen

>>76401557
>>76401544
He get raped by any 12 year old boy lol

>>76401532 (OP)
>martial arts
Why do this shit for self defense instead of carrying a gun?
Even if you aren't a tiny midget like this guy there's always going to be someone bigger and taller than you.

>>76401611
A dude in my town killed a guy named Joey at the park and fled, currently facing open murder charges, because Joey started beating his ass for hitting a middle schoolers. He left the scene, returned with a gun, and shot him nunerous times. Guns definitely work for self defense for smaller people, as well as murder.

>>76401532 (OP)
Say what you want but the little guy has great hands

>>76401644
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2025/07/18/teens-plead-not-guilty-pahrump-park-shooting-death/
God, I wonder what it's like to be looking at life in prison or the death penalty at 18 years of age, for some neighbourhood beef.

>>76401532 (OP)
str vs dex

>>76401544
He'd easily beat the fuck out of you that is for sure

>>76401551
>he says on /fit/

>>76401728
Dude is 11 years younger than me. I feel like my life didn't even start until 18, and he threw his away just like that.

>>76401995
He won the argument. That counts for something

>>76401995
>nah but like he needs to act hard and be a gangster yknow
many such cases

damn liver king is out of jail???

>>76401532 (OP)
>gnome monk

>>76401532 (OP)
>omg this genetic freak midget will never be strong and powerful

Obviously you gay sperg, he’s still better off being fit

>>76401532 (OP)
Woah little rat man can beat up all the toddlers at the preschool. Besides that all his retarded dancing will get him murdered in 1 second against anyone, even a woman would kill this little rat man .

>>76403235
Hes better off dead. Thrown off a cliff spartan style.

Anyone his size and he fucks them up desu

>>76403833
Yeah he would beat the shit out of any toddler for sure

>>76403826
Spartans were literally gay cuckolds that died off because they all acted like a mix of autistic /pol/ and /fit/ spergs unironically.

Spartans used to let hotter guys impreganate their wives unironically

>>76401532 (OP)

>>76401532 (OP)
id like to see this little guy fight sam hyde

>>76401532 (OP)
He is ready to wail on the big guy's nutsack.

>>76401608
Fuck beat me to it: https://youtu.be/XdKFHblYAfE?si=iOnGBwxv0MmhA501

>>76404307
Could he beat airsoft fatty?

Let's say you downloaded every martial art into his brain like in the Matrix, what chances does he have against the average untrained man?

>>76401610
u mad lol

>>76401946
u also mad lol

>>76401532 (OP)
is this CGI?

His technique and style is beautiful, those are some mean upper cuts and is fast fuck. Would not mess with

>>76401728
I'd just go live in the woods at that point it's either die, live in the woods till you die or die in prison.

>>76401551
>no spirit
for that little freak just to have the courage to go outside and be around normal people is hella brave, especially if he isnt retarded too

>>76401532 (OP)
Well it's better than doing nothing and feeling sorry for yourself
Tf you want from me?

>>76405684
He's just a retard pushed to do things by others for comedic relief and brownie points because they're helping them or whatever

People talk shit online or at a distance when yiur 5’7” but if your 330lb like me they treat you far different when they see you up close

>>76401532 (OP)
>5' 12" vs 6' 0"

>>76401544
I don't understand you types. You're almost certainly the kind of asshole who ridicules men who look a certain way in real life, but online you virtue-signal like a woman. I think you're really just a shit-stirrer.

A midge boxing league could be neat if they used forced perspective or something to make them appear normal sized

it can't be that bad, I'd assume God just forces you to have a personality in order to procreate

>>76401532 (OP)
>>76401544
>warrior spirit
>gets grabbed, OHP'd and thrown to the ground like a sack of potatoes
>mfw
No amount of training or mental aptitude can help you if you have a body of a 6-year-old. Dude should just collect his disability checks and play vidya at this point or go an hero.

>>76404286
Persian propaganda faggot.

>>76404447
Are you that little rat? Kys

>>76401728
imagine the knotted pit feel in his stomach right now, life permanently ruined, wait, scratch that, this guy probably has no inner monologue.

>>76404443
Like 5% maybe, 10% if you permit illegal strikes, lil nigga is right at the groin area level

If I trained at the same gym as this guy I'd be constantly worried about stepping on him by accident. I have the same fear when I'm doing calistenics in a local park and there are women walking their miniature shitdogs that are smaller than cats.

>>76401532 (OP)
I want to put him in a sack like a cat and throw him in a river.

>oddjob from N64 Goldeneye but IRL

>>76401532 (OP)
he's quite boney for a midget, not the usual overgrown baby proportions