How fit do I have to be to get a girlfriend like this?

>>76403449 (OP)
is that a heckin female omg
bros i love women so much i worship them
i almost want to be one
anyone else??

>>76403449 (OP)
bro.. you just have to be yourself

>>76403449 (OP)
i want a cosplay gf

>>76403664
Trust me, you don’t.

>>76403467
Men of culture, we meet again

>>76403467
i want to be a hot girl and have sex with other hot girls

>>76403449 (OP)
Get a haircut and a new pair of clothes

>>76403665
but the cosplay sex

>>76403449 (OP)
you are enough.

>>76403678
it's not too late to recover from your agp

>>76403449 (OP)
Girls like this are probably emotionally damaged which is why they're obsessed with showing off their bodies and garnering male attention.

Attracting them is less about fitness and more about how well you can play off their insecurities.

>>76403449 (OP)
Are you okay with her being 300lbs

>>76404264
this hit hard, thank you bro

>>76403664
women who are into cosplay do not want a man who is into cosplay
women can afford to be immature and reckless, but a man must be stable and provide

>>76403449 (OP)
You need a six pack, luscious hair, brand new car, house or apartment, expensive clothes.