What are the pros and cons of dating thicc women?

>>76403860 (OP)
Pros: she will never leave you
Cons: all of them

>>76403870
cons: she takes really stinky shits

in addition to her being fat you will still have to put up with the usual women bullshit

>>76403860 (OP)
based

>>76403870
>Pros: she will never leave you
Oh my sweet summer child

>>76403870
>Pros: she will never leave you
>Cons: she will never leave you
FTFY

>>76403860 (OP)
I love (well shaped) slampigs so much it's unreal

>>76403860 (OP)
Would.

>>76403860 (OP)
pros: v good tasting food and desserts on average (guess where the lard comes from);
if there is a clear distinction that you are above her league, she will go the extra mile;
if you wish, you can easily manipulate fatsos, more enhanced if the 2nd point is true (disgusting thing to do but the truth)

cons:
unattractive, unenelegant in almost all social scenarios, no matter what others pretend to say;
drain in the money tank;
on average less hygienic (sweaty from slightest effort, shit stains, nasty periods);
fatness shows bad impulse control which is the BIG, FAT underlying issue

all in all: bad trade-off dating 'thicc' (read:fat) women for men in almost all relevant scenarios. even if you manage to make her less fat, the dynamic will change and she will fall into bad impulses (hence why fatsos, in contrast to popular belief, are not loyal in general, especially after slimming down)

>>76403924
kek

>>76403860 (OP)
>still coping with dating a fat chick by calling her “thicc”.

Trump won, society has rejected this feminized, post-modern victim language

>>76403938
Yeah, fat chick might be loyal if she keeps being a fat chick. If a fat chick somehow actually manages to slim down, her "market value" will go up and she will realize her mate options have multiplied and she might/will leave you.

>>76403860 (OP)

>>76403938
>v good tasting food and desserts on average (guess where the lard comes from)
that depends, past a certain weight they are just addicted to fast food and extremely lazy, which brings their culinary skills back down

>>76403938
>: v good tasting food and desserts on average (guess where the lard comes from);
It comes from having shit, indiscriminate taste. Fat fucks don't get fat from eating *good* food, theyg et fat because they eat shit food and think its good.
>if there is a clear distinction that you are above her league, she will go the extra mile;
Fat bitches are bigger whores than attractive girls
>if you wish, you can easily manipulate fatsos, more enhanced if the 2nd point is true (disgusting thing to do but the truth)
Well they are, generally stupid, but that means you may have to dumb down the manipulation to not go over her head.

>>76404203
>Fat fucks don't get fat from eating *good* food
that idea comes from the old image of the overweight family woman that you could see in the past, definitely not a common occurrence among modern fatsos

>>76403860 (OP)
My girlfriend is pretty fat but she's getting healthier, has a nice face, and buys me dragonball action figures after giving me head so overall a net positive in my life. The only real cons are if you dont think they're kinda hot or you cant handle your friends calling your girl fat.

>>76403860 (OP)
pros: thicc
cons: thicc

ez

>>76403860 (OP)
pros:
>will usually do shit on the first night that would make gutter porn actresses blush
>she'll at least bathe, freshen up, and plaster on some makeup for the first bit
>she will continue to gain weight (which is fine, because you won't be together long and you can watch her balloon from afar)

cons:
>she'll start to leverage that weird shit for power in the relationship
>she will bathe less, eat more, put less and less effort into date nights, etc
>she will continue to gain weight (which is not fine if you are with her long term, because you have to see it up front now)
>she will start to smell because she's comfortable with you now, so she'll get lax with scrubbing
>the longer you're together, the more likely she is to get a giant wad of toilet paper lodged in her crack, that you will discover as you're about to fuck her

Literally only a good time as a summer fling. Dating a fat woman for the long term is a humiliation ritual. I don't know, maybe you could try to frame it as some form of asceticism.

>>76405323
>cons:
>she will bathe less, eat more
>she will continue to gain weight
>she will start to smell
>the longer you're together, the more likely she is to get a giant wad of toilet paper lodged in her crack
all pros

>>76404104
>Trump won
List status?

>>76403860 (OP)
Pros:
>you can pound the shit out of them and they can withstand the impact
>you can cum a bucket into them and immediately collapse onto their massive, cushy tits and sleep like the dead
>they put effort into sex and housework because they feel like they need to earn their keep
>if you can convince her to start lifting, her physique will go from squishy to amazonian

Cons:
>occasional extended waves of insecurity in which they don't want any physical affection because they feel Ugly
>won't go to the gym with you because it makes them self-conscious
>you have to accommodate them when you do any more Active leisure activity like hiking
If you can get one that has a pretty face and isn't a total dipshit (kinda rare) they at least won't dump money into fad diets that don't work.

>>76404104
>heh, nice try kid, but uhm, my favorite retarded, fatfuck pedophile is Teh Heckin Presidenterino now
OK retard.

>>76403881
> con
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>>76405404
you can absolutely destroy slender women too. most women can take a hard fuck and a lot of them are super into it as well

>>76405503
Depends on the woman. Some of them are left too sore to go again the next day

I have a chubby Asian gf
Pros
>delicious food cooked for me every night
>plapping is great
>very loyal
Cons
>very lazy

>>76405509
ehhh that's a wetness/duration thing not a weight thing

>>76403870
Yet she is on tinder

>>76404203
fatties get fat from sweets. Cut out sweets and it's incredibly hard to get to this level of fatness. I mean even a burger and fries is nothing compared to a milkshake its crazy that milkshake is the same amount of calories as the burger and fries. Also alcohol probably cut out sweets and alcohol and you have no chance to get fat i would say. Everyone thinks they have incredible willpower and will just eat once oreo, but no we all know you will eat the entire box so just avoid them.

the worst blackpill is realizing that fat women have a higher SMV than an average, even above average men.

>tfw 6'2 and in decent shape, have never had a gf
>sometimes overhear fat women around my campus talking about their hookups/exes

>>76405612
if you look fine, you're tall, and have never had a gf it's a skill issue. if not for your autism you would've been cracking hoes left and right

>>76404304
This is the most nigger coded post I have ever read on this website and I've been here for over 10 years.

>>76405612
Friends ex husband started hooking up with this fat retard after they divorced. Highest body count I have heard of. Extremely mentally ill, multiple kids all from different fathers. She'd basically have a train on her every day, different dudes showing up and creampieing her raw, kids are in the other room. They ended up getting and sharing some drug resistant variety of chlamydia. Cool stuff

Biggest lie is that body count = skill. Hooking up, especially for a woman, takes no fucking skill at all. You do not need to do anything special, you just need to open your legs. The best sex I've had was with inexperienced chicks who were willing to learn and try things, even if they didn't end up liking it much.

fat bitches are gains goblins
they hate you going to the gym because it makes them feel bad
they will feed you shit and guilt you if you refuse
they will eventually gain confidence then start the girl boss arc where they own their fatness and progress into fatty fat fat territory

>>76403860 (OP)
I don't understand the webm.
It's plainly obvious from her tinder profile that she's extremely fat.
If anything, I was very pleasantly surprised with how good she looked IRL.

>>76405560
>>76405748
>Tinder
It's Instagram you stone age retards

>>76405404
>>you can cum a bucket into them and immediately collapse onto their massive, cushy tits and sleep like the dead

They get bigger and bigger.

They're like pears, nice and juciy when you get them but they're on a trajectory and it ends with them being an unattractive squishy lump. I've been burnt to many times boys.

>>76405234
Lmao for real , the dragonball mention was the cherry on top

>>76405664
yeah it's the DBZ thing lol (and obviously nigs are architects a lot of the time)

>>76404141
Micro penis weak twink cope

>>76403860 (OP)
I find slampigs are so neurotic about you leaving for a skinnier/petite woman, that they'll let you fuck/invite other slampigs into the bedroom to appease you.

6'5 btw.

>>76404304
>She's disgusting and wastes money on Chinese plastic shaped like a cartoon I liked as a child.
Snap out of it.

>>76403860 (OP)
I'd never be able to be in public with her because she'll bring shame to my name

>>76405664
Lmfao

would you entrust your newborn child to a morbidly obese woman?

>>76403860 (OP)
a fat woman's pussy feels tighter when you fuck her in my experience, I hypothesize that there's extra fat squeezing the pussy walls in making it tighter

plop

>>76405579
More calories in fat than in carbs, over twice as many calories per gram. Granted, many sweets contain both, but nobody gets that huge on sugar alone.

>>76405672
What makes sex great isn't skill, it's emotional connection. The greatest sex in the world would probably look like nothing special to an observer. If a woman is emotionally connected to you and you to her the explosion of chemicals in your bodies that happens is far better than any gymnastic or degenerate sex act.

IYKYK

>>76408576
when i first started having sexual relations with women, i thought.. this is it? this is what i fantasized about in my formative years? what men went to war for? such a huge let down. so i pursued romance and emotional connection instead. i end up having emotionally charged sex and understood what you’re saying. matter of fact i can tell whether i like someone just by the sex

>>76408576
genuine truth

I was literal pussy repellent til I turned 24 or so, have fucked 8 or 9 girls since then (27 now), fat girls make it so fucking easy they will literally hand it to you on a platter
they usually get pretty crazy if you go back a couple times, had one try to give me a whole load of bollocks how i mentally abuse her because i didnt want to see her after she tried to baby trap me (said she was preggo when she wasnt and wanted my raw loads)

I just don't get how they stay fat though, I work offshore and eat like an absolute hamplanet yet I can never push 75kg, I reckon these people live off absolute garbage like crisps and chocolate and takeout for literally every meal

>>76408628
How is it fucking a fat chick?

>>76403921
How did none of you niggers react to this?
A foid in the modern age can be absolutely busted till kindom come, whe will still pretend (under the help of heavy doses of meds, alc and cope) she is the chosen one a gigachad should catch.

Simps out the ass.

She will always be on the lookout for a better beta male provider, and/or getting railed by nondescript savages who may leave her pregnant.

The only limiting female factor is age.

>>76405672
damn nigga how old are you

>>76406400
How were the hog threesomes?

>>76408637
I generally enjoy it not gonna lie lol, the thing is from my experience they make it so easy, if they want you they will literally message you out the blue asking you to come round or wanting to see you.
The first girl I fucked I had matched with on tinder a few months prior and messaged back and forth but I was unable to drive at the time, me and a couple friends went out for a birthday weekend and we ran into her and her friends, by closing time she was inviting me and my wingman round with her friend, 30 mins later at hers I'm in bed with her losing my V
The psycho babytrap girl I mentioned also handed it to me on a platter, we met in the pub one night and shes talking to me round the outside saying she wants me to fuck her and that I'm so hot and all this bullshit, and after that we kindly just fucked every few days cus she would sneak me into hers or I'd take her round to mine and we'd just fuck like rabbits, she knew how to suck a cock anyway

Recent happening last week.
Bottled my masters degree and have been a neet for the past 3 years, had 3 modules left to do.
Finally gone back to finish them this year, but only my mother out of all my friends and family knows this fact.
Started final module last week, 1 full week of lecture.
Kept it a secret from my dad, told him I was going to stay with friends for the week.


End up in a group with 4 others, 2 American girls. One of them clearly into me. She's kinda fat, nowhere close to OPs webm, like half her size, but she just has a bad shape.
Face is slightly chubby looking, tits aren't that big, bit of a fupa and slightly chubby arms. Ultimately quite difficult to get a proper gauge because of the clothes she wears. Like 5-10 KG and she'd look good, decent enough face nonetheless.
Had a look through her former pics and she never really had a decent body, former college tennis player.
Never really got the vibe of a girl thirsting for me but she definitely was all week, could just tell by her texts to me and stuff.

1/2

Comes to the end of the week, adds me on TikTok. After our presentation she insist on us going for drinks as it was their last module (I was only with them for this one module).
Go to the bar with some of their other friends, they all leave and I tell her I'll bring her home (I don't live in city where the university is, so I have to drive home afterwards, drinking non alcos).
Bring her home in the car and just get too in my head about the entire situation, inexperienced, worried because I've told her and everyone else lies and there's some stress of that, not sure if she's actually that attractive.
She was dropping hints during the car about her having terrible dates in places we passed, asking me if I had a GF etc.
Eventually bring her home, kinda expected her to ask me did I want to come in but that didn't happen. I sit in car like an autist and she just tells me to text her when I get home.
Within 30 minutes of leaving she was texting me about things.


That was Friday, she's been sending me a few texts and messages on TikTok since then.
Not sure what to do with the situation. Can't go anywhere long term because of the lies involved. Could definitely fuck her if I wanted to.

Perhaps, I could find a non incriminating picture if people are interested.

2/2

>>76408680
nta, titty heaven

>>76408576
Exactly. The best sex I’ve ever had was with my then-girlfriend, now wife. I was a virgin until 20, only started getting some action near the end of college after I put on a bit of muscle. Hookups were honestly mid, left me wondering, “Is this really what everyone hypes up?” But when I met her, took the time to actually connect, and we finally slept together after a month of dating, it was on a whole different level. Nothing flashy, just pure emotional connection, and it blew every random hookup out of the water.

>>76408749
Post it bitch aslo fuck her

>>76403860 (OP)
Is the vid supposed to be proving some sort of point? Its patently obvious that she's a fat fuck from the insta picture and anyone who would be fooled by makeup and a ton of filters like that cannot honestly complain about getting catfished. She doesn't even look good with all the filters anyway

>>76408576
I'm talking about sex - not making love. The two are dramatically different.

>>76408752
>>76408749
>>76409005
On the right here, this is a slightly unflattering picture

>>76409082
Again right here, her tits aren't actually that big, just push up bra. As I said, I can't find any actual light clothing to really figure out how fat she is.

>>76404104
Who cares what a chomo thinks

>>76409082
>>76409094
she’s built like a middle aged mom

>>76403924
smiled aloud at this one
well done, Anon

>>76408963
wholesome story

>>76409094
Looks like thick Lana del Ray....woukd

>>76404141
5, 7, and 9 are the only true ones

>>76408607
>matter of fact i can tell whether i like someone just by the sex
I hate this coombrained society

>>76409221
>I don't fuck, so I hate people that do
>t.

>>76409309
"Fucking" is the biggest waste of time, energy, and virtue. Find a wife so you can make love instead.

>>76403860 (OP)
I'm about to go out with a "thicc" woman I haven't seen in nearly 2 years, hopefully she hasn't become a porker. Will do the needful regardless but still.

>>76405404
this is very spot on
my gf is all that but she has an objectively pretty face, an alright career, she's pretty smart and cooks well
my dick really loves fatties for whatever reason, so we're getting along pretty well
the biggest con is other people looking down on you or you occasionally wanting your gf to not have giant lipedema legs (though it's miles better than apple shaped bitches)
but overall I'm quite happy, she is a genuinely decent and likeable person, which is a solid tradeoff over a potentially more moody fit girl

>>76409050
The term "making love" used to mean like pitching woo, like professing your love to a woman.

Only in the age of casual sex has it come to mean "sex", and that's only because TV and movies and songs needed euphemisms.

There's no difference, aside from the mindset of the man and woman involved, which in my opinion is critical. Sex with strangers is essentially masturbation. You might as well be fucking a rubber doll, just borrowing friction. It's pretty rare for a random hookup to be really satisfying sex and pretty much impossible for it to be like "mind blowing". In retrospect we can imagine it better than it was, romanticize it, but really it's just an empty act.

>>76409352
¡Señorissima!

>>76409337
What do you care? You'll never do either.

>>76409488
As a matter of fact I spent 10 years "fucking" just about every day, and wouldn't you just know it, it always felt better the more closely the relationship resembled a marriage.
Of course I can't stop you from asserting nonsense about me like a /b/tard if that's what you're bound and determined to do. But you can't say I didn't give you a truth to ignore.

>>76404141
>She doesn't have the entire package men are looking for
If they've got good genetics a fat bitch will have ample tits and ass
>she looks like "used goods"
hot
>her body makes unattractive sounds during sex
hot
>she lowers a man's social status
don't care
>she is unhealthy
only valid one so far
>her diet costs a lot of money
brokeboi
>she will likely pass on her bad habits to children
maybe if you have low IQ kids, but that means you're low IQ too
>she looks older than she actually is
hot
>she is probably lazy
hot
>she would likely be a selfish relationship partner
hot

>>76403860 (OP)
the thicc braphog era was a short one for a reason.

>>76404141
>she looks like "used goods"
cold
>her body makes unattractive sounds during sex
cold
>she lowers a man's social status
i care
>she is unhealthy
only invalid one so far
>her diet costs a lot of money
richboi
>she will likely pass on her bad habits to children
maybe if you have high IQ kids, but that means you're high IQ too
>she looks older than she actually is
cold
>she is probably lazy
cold
>she would likely be a selfish relationship partner
cold

>>76409431
The only situation I can imagine hookups being more satisfying than emotional loving sex is if you're into some cooked shit (as in fetishes) that are untenable in the frame of a relationship.

>>76409094
She look alright to me. Those cups look pretty full, I'd hit it.

>>76409164
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>76409558
Even high IQ children can become lazy shitheads who overeat like mad. I’ve personally seen it happen. IQ really has nothing to do with it.

>>76403860 (OP)
She’s not thick she’s fat there’s a difference

>>76405404
This is my current experience. Trying to get her Amazon but she's struggling to cut. Muscles growing tho.
>>76405503
Yeah some slender women can take a beating but I generally feel more assured that bigger women can take more of a beating.

pros: everything

cons: none

>>76409651
>>76409196
>>76409164
>>76409005
She's hunted down my instagram as well, hard to find as I have a very common name. Thirsty as fuck.

>>76403860 (OP)
Fat hoes, are subpar. And of you want them fat, that is what they belive you deserve. Breakup with fat hoes, so they can be better for their simp.

>>76410014
Tbh I would but I am also a sicko that would get her to do very twisted and vile things for me if I was in your position

>>76410141
meant for >>76410003

>>76403860 (OP)
Id breed the next starting line-up of The Bengals with her.

>>76403860 (OP)
>pros
better sex
>and cons
usually more crazy and undateable

>>76404104
thick usually refers to girls with thick legs, ass, and big tits that are on the larger side
BBW referred to overweight girls with the same features but still look appetizing and sexually appealing

but white people ruined the term and applied it to grossly obese girls with huge bellies that look like jabba the hutt
and girls calling themselves thick when theyre just morbidly obese

>>76409702
My experience too
My wife put on some weight after a back injury but she's back into the groove of losing it and I couldn't be prouder. Once she hits her goal weight I'm going to impregnate her.

>>76409094
Don't me a pussy like me and take the chance and fuck her, don't be like me and then regret it a month later

>>76404104
Kill yourself Pablo

>>76409655
>be retarded
>eat like a retard
>don't be retarded
>don't eat like a retard
don't have children with retards so you don't have retard children, simple as

>>76408752
Hopefully you come back to this thread. You are overthinking this. Just ask to go out on a certain day and make plans. It is unfortunately that simple.

*plap*

>>76414687
Why does he do it?

>>76414605
I'm not necessarily overthinking whether or not she likes me, or I can ask her out, I am certain on that. I'm just overthinking whether I am actually attracted to her. As I said there is a lot of lies involved in this situation, so it cannot go anywhere as far as I am concerned. It's just the question of whether I want to travel 2 hours to go fuck her.

>>76414116
I agree, I probably would regret it.

I have a rubenesque gf.
Here is how it is.

>do the turkish skibbidy guy with her tummy
>"anon stop touching my fat you know I am sensitive"

>"don't touch my flabby arms you know I hate them!"
>"anon don't grab me like that I am not a marmot from those videos"


>always orders food from ubereats because she's got craving and orders me some trash because "i got a promo anon but only if you take something for yourself too"

>asks for fit watch
>complains watch is fatphobic because it tells her to move when she just wants to chill

>farts a lot because of horrible shit she eats so I have to fart back to assert my dominance

>whenever she tries to diet or eat healthy her character because as if she is on period and unless you give her unhealthy shit to eat, gl

but of course booba and a xboxhueg ass if you're into that.