How do I get over the anxiety/fear of signing up for the gym?

show up and walk inside, anxiety is just your mind being a bitch bro. you know it, I know it, no need for some goofy label to cope

>>76410344 (OP)
Anxiety isn't real, mental illness is a fake problem invented by women to excuse and justify their shitty behaviour.
Quit making up woman problems and act like a man.

I got 36 months LA fitness membership for like $30/mo. I paid $1100 and some change.
the sales guys try to fuck with you though so you need to be like I guess I'm gonna go work out at purple pussy fitness across the street because you won't cut me a deal you're authorized to make. OK...
they make you shit on their desk like 3 times before they'll give you the deal I got.

>>76410361
its real, its based on dumb apebrain being afraid of being exiled from tribe
>>76410344 (OP)
realize people in gym are in there to do their own stuff and nobody will remember you unless they interact with you and even if you do something stupid everyone will forget about it in less than 5 minutes

>>76410369
>its based on dumb apebrain being afraid of being exiled from tribe
woman problem with a woman tier excuse

>>76410364
you paid 36 months in advance what the fuck

>>76410389
yea. I plan to live longer then 3 years. look. I get this is gonna offend some people. but not everybody works at taco bell. $1100 isn't alpt of money. woo eleven hundred dollars! when me and steve would go to the casino. wed get THOUSANDS of dollars sushi. COMP'D.

>>76410369
>nobody will remember you
Not true.

>>76410432
stfu dan

>>76410461
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
what a fucking FREAK

>>76410344 (OP)
People are so nice and welcoming in gyms it is actually annoying.

>>76410432
kek

>>76410432
Who's Steve?

>>76410344 (OP)
go to a cheapy one and wander around and play on the machines until you realize no one's watching

>>76410461
now post the dyel who took the pic

Buy a power tower off amazon for the price 3-6 month gym membership, grind dips and pullups for 6 month

feel more comfortable with weights then join gym

>>76410389
no you don't get it bro, $1100 for a membership to a chain gym is the art of the deal

>>76410344 (OP)
just know in your mind that the first day or 2 will be uncomfortable, but that you will get used to it

even for veteran gymgoers theres always that discomfort and anxiety of being in a new space

but you get over it
discomfort is part of life

>>76410510
steve killed 60 people?
that's not the steve I know.
the steve I know would've killed SIX HUNDRED people. from THE PENTHOUSE!

>>76410344 (OP)
You go and do it while being afraid, then you go while afraid, then as you continue to go, you become less afraid.
You have to be brave anon. Bravery isn't not being afraid, it's being afraid and going ahead anyway.
Go with the Lord.

>>76410344 (OP)
you just do it. Sounds cliche but you have to just force yourself and it'll become a habit. Then you'll also realize you're literally in the central hub of people that care about themselves and only themselves the most and they are most definitely not paying attention to you unless you're blasting steroids and benching 500 lbs

>>76410344 (OP)
No reason to be anxious, no one in a large commercial gym is going to give a shit. If you go long enough, you might even make friends.
If you’re that worried about it, just walk into a gym you don’t want to join. Usually you can get a day pass or something to try it out before you get a membership. Do that (just tell them you are traveling and need a place to work out for the day so they don’t bug you too much about joining if you want), see it’s no big deal, then sign up for the gym you do want to join.