>"Hey folks, Dr. Mike here!"

>>76412246 (OP)
is this what being bigger and stronker than mike mentzer looks like?

>>76412246 (OP)
>Mike gets done with a superhard set training to failure despite the bar path never slowing down due to his supersoldier genetics, refined over generations of his ancestors surviving the mean streets of the USSR
>eats cheerios and gatorade as a post workout snack, to build his supreme body as someone of elite genetics that is robbed of awards due to the sinister tanning companies and their machinations to keep him down
>goes to his 'special room' to blow off steam; he turns to a poster of Mike Mentzer. Begins panting, rage building up in him
>"I'M STRONGER THAN YOU, I'M BIGGER THAN YOU, I'M SMARTER THAN YOU, I'M BETTER THAN YOU! DON'T FORGET IT MENTZER!"
>waddles further down the hallway of his special room until he is face to face with a dummy with a photo of Greg Doucette's face taped to it
>Mike's jowls wobble, the rage barely contained
>"RRRAAARRRRWWWWWWW!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Mike screams before assaulting the dummy as blood and bile leaks out of his post-op wounds; twin peaks
>after savagely assaulting the dummy for 1 minute before being winded Mike waddles over to a picture of Jared Feather before he begins urinate on it, a means of expelling his envy-driven rage towards his protege
>he finally leaves the room with blood and bile and now shit staining the floors before turning to his wife, her revulsion for his physical form poorly concealed by those slanty eyes
>"I REQUIRE a new binky and diaper change, and more SUBSTANTIAL post-workout meal. With butter and garlic, bring me in ONE HOUR the head of--"
>"--LYLE MCDONALD!"

>>76412246 (OP)
Nice pregnant belly, roidtranny

>rotten meat faggot
>bloatlord exercise scientist
>vegan lunatic
>fruit nazi

what is the next archetype?

This is one of Kekkypows threads btw

>>76412246 (OP)
All Mike had to do to win was STOP GETTING COSMETIC SURGERIES AND STOP ABUSING PEDS AND STOP REACTING TO LAT SPREAD FART NOISE. He didn't even have to get a pro card. All he had to do was not be a sick body dysmorphic freak with impossibly low self esteem. He couldn't do it.

Now he's planning a hundred more skin removal procedures and liposuctions and ab etchings. He's giving Lyle and Greg Doucette infinite wins forever. They don't even have to respond anymore. They own Mike's soul forever.

>>76412263
>Science based autofellatio

>>76412246 (OP)
why would you post a shooped picture?

>>76412246 (OP)
Imagine his farts

>>76412263
Probably some gay shit about sagittal plan and functional lifts and spamming zerchers but it will be a niche meme since 60% of gym goers are scared of compounds let alone "unorthodox" lifts where you need decent mobility and predisposed strength
This is the only fade that hasnt taken off yet

Every time I search lifting related things on YouTube I get this guy on top of the recommendations with millions of views.
Most astroturfed kike award.

>>76412630
i bet you would love him be on top of you

>>76413005
Don't project your gay fantasies on me.

>>76413084
i know you want me to project aaaaaall over you

>>76412254
Good god kek

>>76412254
kek

>>76412246 (OP)
For all the work and time he puts into his physique, it's really shocking how disgusting he looks.

>>76412263
Who's the fruit nazi? I haven't seen that one yet.

Also don't forget
> longevity tech bro twink

Imagine constantly introducing yourself as "doctor" just because you have a mediocre phd from a third rate state college.