How do I get a gf like this as a 34 year old man?

do u got money
bitches love money

>>76415839 (OP)
be not fat
have money
know how to talk to girls

>>76415842
>>76415845
What if I fail at every single one of these aspects completely?

>>76415849
good luck nigga

Twinkstalker thread

>>76415849
then just fuck your own hand to pictures and videos of girls like that for the rest of your life ig

>>76415864

>>76415839 (OP)
Be cute
Be nice
Have game
Be tall
Be handsome
Be 10 years younger
It's literally that easy bro

>>76415842
>>76415845
>have money
How much are we talking here? I have like 50k in the bank

>>76415864

>>76415876
Only has to be enough to impress a 20 year old, 50k is way more than enough

>>76415839 (OP)
>25, min wage job, live at home, recovering neet

yet my 20yo /fit/ latina gf fell for me hard. i’m jacked and somewhat handsome, but not giving a fuck after terrible depression has made my personality desirable somehow

>talking to himself

>>76415839 (OP)
Fitness?

>>76415839 (OP)
>How do I get a gf like this as a 34 year old man?

>>76415969
Amazing how long jannies leave up Fungo threads

>>76415839 (OP)

The pussy on these daddy issue zoomer girls is insane but it's really not worth the squeeze.
They will put you in a pussy trance and ruin your life.
One of these slamming little succubi just helped my drunken ass blow up my relationship and even though my life is in tatters all I can think about is picking her up and stuffing her again.
The thing is to get these girls you basically need to be an older rugged handsome daddy type in a commited relationship probably with actual children. Then they will basically put themselves on your dick if you let them. Very dangerous. That's the irony. They don't fuck with single dudes but when you have it all to lose they're suddenly everywhere trying to hop on your cock. They can smell it. They exist to homewreck.
Can't walk down the street without getting set upon by hot young sluts. The temptation is endless.

>fungo talking to himself

>>76415839 (OP)
1.be tall
2.be handsome
3.dont be short and ugly
simple as that

>>76415842
waste all your money on someone that dont even wanna look at you let alone touch, doot, it's 2025, red pill is so 2010s

>>76416046

>>76415839 (OP)
38yo I know is getting married to a 25yo with unironically Lara Crofts body. Tits, ass, pretty face and braid included.
>but how
He approached her, retard. 99% of incel niggers fail here.
Also he's tall, fit, socially adjusted and passionate about hiking (like her), even if he's not particularly rich (broke by amerilard standards).

>>76416057