You're not under 200lbs are you, anon?

>>76417558 (OP)
>ugly roided out zoomer with acne everywhere wearing a hat to hide his hairline

I'm so intimidated.

>>76417558 (OP)
Why do people care about size in a world post the great equalizer?
Also this guy looks like a retard, doesnt even understand that looking aesthetic is the common goal

>>76417577
He actually looks pretty good in stage condition, though he doesn't have the best structure

>>76417558 (OP)
What's he gonna do to me

>>76417558 (OP)
>>76417590
The OP isn't Sam, is he?

>board loves affluent harpsichord
>rich reincarnates as sam
>sam straight up states he ripped off rich's style for videos
>sam flat out sounds like he's speaking in a rich piana impression in certain bits of his old videos
>board hates sam
all the excuses I hear for the hate he gets is "oh well he looks like shit and isn't aesthetic" yeah man rich wasn't exactly instagram aesthetic either but he was a bodybuilder to his core, just like Sam is
>>76417599
teach you how to lift for the sake of shripping pumps and chocolate milk

>>76417641
I liked Sam's early videos, very comfy, but you can literally date the exact moment he started to seem a bit fake, it was when he went to some bodybuilding event and met some pros. It's like he got a bit insecure or something

>>76417674
yeah I can concede he's gotten brand conscious, I liked it better when he was swearing as much as he felt like. was more authentic.

>>76417558 (OP)
Sam wouldn't hurt anyone he's a good dude, a real white man in spite of his polishness

>>76417726
That video was originally posted by Sam himself.

>>76417641
I like him and would love to learn to lift like him insofar as a natty can but I can't be watching an hour long video of every single day that he's ever lifted. Is there like a cut of the times he stop to advise his audience?

you can be 1000kg of lean mass but it's not gonna make you sustain a swift blow to the old noggin any better, chap

>>76417558 (OP)
I accidentally got over 200lbs now I'm trying to become a vicitm again. being 5'7 ain't for everyone.

>>76418023
It does actually. The mass helps absorb impact. Especially neck mass.

>>76418083
yeah that helps when you're not getting knocked the fuck out which is what will happen when you think being big will save you

>>76418139
Being big is better than not being big. Stop the cope.

>>76418200
not even close my dude i been both you a big bitch

>>76418269
Haha yeah that's why heavyweights always lose to bantamweights. Oh wait.

>>76418299
Being big doesn't make you a heavyweight, it just makes you heavy. You still need to know how to fight.
https://mixedmartialarts.com/news/mma-enthusiast-fights-powerlifter-on-street-kills-him/

>>76418319
Yes and being big is better than not being big. Stop the cope.

>>76418299
thats because they tend to have far greater limb length and their dome is harder to reach. can move inside for a blow if they know they cant reach you.

>>76418325
What cope, you idiot? I just gave you an example of someone with a lot of lean mass getting killed in a street fight by an unarmed fighter. My point is that you need to know how to fight if you want to win a fight. Size is secondary to ability.

>>76418328
Or, you know, that a heavyweight outweighs a bantamweight by well over 100lbs. Force = mass * acceleration. A heavyweight's punch at 60% will be more powerful than a bantamweight's punch at 100%.

>>76418335
You're coping because nothing you said refutes "Being big is better than not being big".

>>76418355
it takes very little of anything to make someone go night night. one jab can cook u no matter how big. outside of a ring the winner of the fight is going to be the first person to land a punch to the dome. this person is either going to sucker punch you or be a better fighter irrespective of any measurables.

>>76418372
Wrong. The lightest weight fighters struggle to knock each other out. Heavyweight fights end in a knockout 50% of the time.

The knockout % scales nearly linearly with weight. Force = mass * acceleration. Physics are inevitable.

>>76418388
in a ring where they wear gloves and most of the shots are to the body where being big is advantage. outside of the ring numnuts none of that matters. fightd usually end in seconds. there's no rounds or judges. the first person to land a blow to the dome wins 99% of the time. facts bro enjoy being a heem'd lard speed is the biggest advantage in a street fight after skill

>>76418365
You were saying that being heavier would somehow protect you from a concussion. It can help, but that effect is minimal in the grand scheme of things. If you got in a fight with someone who knew what they were doing and you didn't, you could easily wake up in an ICU, if you woke up at all.
What keeps good fighters from constantly getting concussed is their ability to fight, not their size. Just having mass around your neck isn't as important as knowing how to take a hit. Yes, that means it's still important. But my point that it's secondary still stands.
Also you write like a teenager. I don't know if it's worse if you are one.

>gets gassed after 30 seconds of running

>>76418406
That's a chart of MMA where the gloves are tiny.
>physics aren't real outside of a ring bro!!
Cope.

>>76418408
>being heavier would somehow protect you from a concussion
>It can help
I accept your concession. Everything you've written afterwards is moving the goalposts and cope. Have a good one.

>>76418419
im talking boxing. you know how many street fights are won by kicks or grapples? like one in a million. you're gonna get punched in the head and die

>>76418419
Fine, you win. Go get in a street fight and see how much effort is required to knock you out. I assume you weigh more than 250.

>>76417558 (OP)
I'm under 100lbs!

https://voca.ro/13vZ1ANjT9hl

>>76417564
i don't think sam sulek made the video anon..
he's pretty chill about not judging other people. he's also a manlet himself

>>76418433
Most knockouts and strikes in general in MMA are punches. And grappling is very effective in street fighting, specifically slamming. And unsurprisingly slams are much easier to do when your heavy and strong.

>>76418434
>Fine, you win
I appreciate your grace in defeat, anon. As a side note, did you know that being heavy and strong does not preclude carrying a knife, a firearm or learning to fight? I thought I'd let you know since you seem a bit lost in the sauce, as it were.

>>76418463
The video is from Sam's tiktok. He constantly gives people shit for being under 200lbs.

>>76418469
>or learning to fight
You fucking jackass. That was my point. I made it clear >>76418335 and >>76418408
Do you read more than the first sentence of a post? Are you capable of that? Is your self-induced ADHD so severe that you now have short-term memory loss? Why am I bothering talking to you when there's no guarantee you'll even read the posts you're responding to?
You're a waste of calories you digitally-lobotomized mouthbreather.

>>76418507
That's moving the goalposts. I said that mass helps absorb impact. It does. The end.

>>76418519
You don't even understand how posting here works, and 4chan has been designed for retards over the years.
>>76418200 is not me
>>76418319 is me
I made my point from the get-go that size is secondary to ability. That's been my only point this entire time. I didn't move any goalposts. I didn't even move on that specific point in the slightest.
The worst part of your goalpost insistence? It falls under the fallacy fallacy; that the presence of a fallacy defeats the argument itself.
Fuck me, you're stupid.

>>76418531
>Fuck me
Sure thing

>>76418531
The central points of the argument are here:
>>76418023
>>76418083

>mass does not help when struck
>it does actually
And in fact it does. Argument over. Anything beyond that is moving the goalposts and irrelevant as it does not refute the original point. Keep up, anon.

>>76418469
you've never seen a street fight in your life it's literally two dudes getting heated and a few punches its over. the reason for this is umcertainty. it's not an mma fight dipshit you dont even know if the other guy is gonna throw a punch

>>76418551
k ill enjoy watching your fatass get heem'd every time

>>76418551
>the argument
>the
>not the first, not the most pertinent
>not even mentioning that the vague theme of the thread is that size beats everything else
>just "the"
You can't even talk to two people at once. Holy shit.

>>76418531
>You don't even understand how posting here works, and 4chan has been designed for retards over the years.
Right? Half the time I get into genuine conversations with anons where we exchange opinions, and the other half of the time I'm drunk and being a belligerent shithead just trying to get a rise out of people for the sake of it. The goal posts? Yep. They're being moved. I walk onto the football pitch, grab the goal by the post, and then walk away - and just as anon bend it like Beckham and curve it into the top corner like a pro, I'll have moved the goal post and he'll look nothing like David Beckham but like a fucking retard trashing incompetently at the ball with his toe sending it feebly flying into the corwd.

>>76417558 (OP)
not even close

>>76418551
>>76418576
Samefag check. Just to make sure you're not the same guy constantly saying GOALPOST GOALPOST like it's coming back into fashion.

>>76418556
>you dont even know if the other guy is gonna throw a punch
You lack situational awareness. Most street fights are highly telegraphed and you should not allow an aggressive person within striking distance.

>>76418565
I accept your concession, again.

>>76418572
>The argument
Indeed.
>that the vague theme of the thread is that size beats everything else
You only inferred that because of an inferiority complex.

>>76418585
>Most street fights are highly telegraphed
kek you've never been in or near a real fight in your life. there's no "meet me in the yard at sundown" streetfights occur through uncertainty nearly every time. someone gets mad and throws an unsuspecting punch and its over shortly after

>>76418598
>gets mad
And why are they mad? Almost always because of some affront or argument. When this person is mad you should not let them be close to you and should be anticipating a sucker punch. Situational awareness.

>>76418605
yeah what are the odds you're going to encounter a big guy elite fighter with all time great awareness? the winner of the fight is the first person to land a punch to the head almost aways and thats due to uncertainty there's no rules nor any certainty of a fight the instigator usually wins not anything else

>>76417558 (OP)
Cope a kindergartner would beat your ass after you gas out in three seconds and die of a heart attack

>>76418614
They are not you. You can act differently and have situational awareness and not let aggressors bump chests with you. Never allow that.

I enjoy this clip, mostly for the meme. But Chael Sonnen in this situation does not trust Wanderlei despite being on TV and shoves him away saying "I can't let you get close" with the implication being "because I won't allow myself to be at risk of being sucker punched". That is essentially how you handle an aggressor. Warn them from getting close, for multiple reasons, and if they continue to close distance either create more distance, shove them or step in fast and sucker punch them first.

https://youtu.be/d_8Ab9fc6s0?si=SOH0ByC0cPr8A1j3

>>76417558 (OP)
I'm behind 200lbs

>>76418641
you're going to keep cherry picking scenarios street fights are comprised primarily of unsuspecting situations by the aggressor. you're going to be dreaming of all these ways you will win a fight in reality you will get coldcocked by some skinny chud who knows the streets

>>76418659
Nope.

That's how most street fights go, either overt aggression and you're already in a fight before they get to you or the chest bumping posturing or other form of posturing followed by a sucker punch. Both are highly telegraphed.

Attacks always have warning signs.

>>76418647
It happens, brother.

>>76418682
do you think the aggressor is going to say, "prepare yourself for battle!" or something out of the movies? lol your so delusional its not even funny. you're out at the bar enjoying yourself drunk you're not thinking about fighting unless you're the aggressor just like i said. all the bullshit about what you would do never happens ever

>>76418704
>aggressor is going to say, "prepare yourself for battle!
No, he is either going to come at me angrily which I will not allow. Or he will verbally posture, talking shit or talking in an evasive manner, or physically posture by bumping chests which I will also not allow. Part of the reason you say something like the aforementioned Chael saying I can't let you get close is for legal and social reasons. As you may end up being the first to strike.
>you're out at the bar enjoying yourself drunk you're not thinking about fighting
I do. Situational awareness. It's people like you who are totally unaware who are going to get fucked up and won't even understand how or why it happened.

>>76417558 (OP)
>I'm 200lbs, I could fuck you up
>*Gets shot*
>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do these people always forget guns exist?

>>76418028
What's your bf?

Why do skinny dudes talk so much shit online but are pussies IRL?

>>76418490
No in recent videos he doesn't act like a nigger anymore, he's pretty inspirational desu

>>76419285
Everyone on 4chan is brown skinny or not

>>76419307
He posted a video on tiktok a few days ago making fun of sub-200lbs guys.

>>76419319
Don't watch toktok only his yt videos, maybe his personality is different on youtube he's more serious and uplifting

>>76419323
Him roasting light weights is actually uplifting. Guys talk shit for fun. He's just encouraging small guys to get big by roasting them.

Im a cool 230 so I guess im safe

>>76417558 (OP)
No, I’m 6’3”.

>>76419748
ur ugly

>>76418723
you sound like you're describing a chess match dude i can tell you never been in a fight in your life you're not going to have time to think of a single thing unless you're the instigator

>>76419994
In a fight I react instinctively, it does not require processing, I already know what to do. Additionally, you should never be caught completely off guard, you should be anticipating. When identifying a threat I automatically tuck my chin and move into a subtle combat stance with my weight on my toes. It's not obvious to an observer but I'm already prepared to slip a punch or throw one.

Maybe you just aren't like me. About 25% of my thoughts day to day are about fighting.

>>76420053
ok you're a nutcase nobody wants to be like you

>>76420079
Yes, I have latent ASPD. On the bright side, I'm an excellent fighter and the people around me are protected. Realistically men like me were supposed to fight in wars in melee combat and die at 24 after a couple campaigns.

>>76420098
well thats cool i guess sorry enjoy your life

>>76420053
>>76420098
May we see your fight or sparring footage :)?

>>76420116
Thanks, you too.

>>76420128
I'm Canelo. You might've heard of me.

>>76420147
Yeah, that's what I thought. Exposed :). It feels so good to come in to a thread and just win. Victory by superior intellect and intuition. Better luck next time larper-kun, see ya ;).

>>76420159
You seem upset.

>>76419039
Guns are dishonorable if its a regular, polite disagreement that could be settled with fisticuffs but then everyone who tries to fight someone else in todays age is purely pulling nigger behavior.
And yes, fisticuffs can be valid because he could also carry a gun and just shoot you which helps nobody solve any disputes at the end of the day because that hospital bill will just fuck up both sides.

>>76417558 (OP)
No. I am over 200lbs. Just barely.

>>76417558 (OP)
It is a little hard to gain weight. I'm sure I'm walking and even working too much.

>>76417558 (OP)
I'm under 155

>>76418299
speed is definitely superior in the modern world.
see >>76417577

This thread is so fucking cringe and yall sound way as fuck

>>76421186
you sound like a broccoli haired zoomer mexican from san antonio.

>>76417558 (OP)
100lbs!! ^^

>>76422582
anorexic or woman
call it

>>76422582
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>>76417558 (OP)
>TWO HUNDRED lbs
not even ONE HUNDRED KILO GRAMS

>>76417558 (OP)
>200 lb threat
Just hire an even bigger powershitter golem. They're for sale. EZ.