Recently bought some monkey biscuits and was wondering if there actually effective, I'm dedicated to the diet and willing to keep going but I do not want to waste my time with them.

>>76418298 (OP)
How did you buy them? Every time I try to order on their website, the order gets cancelled immediately.

>>76418298 (OP)
The macros are bad but I hear they at least taste okay. I made the mistake of buying the bear pellets and I can't even stand the smell of them.

>>76418342
I didn't have any issue buying straight off there website. might be your state or country

>>76418429
I'm in UT.

>>76418442
Maybe try contacting there support about the issue if you are dedicated to the monkey chow method.

>>76418298 (OP)
Gorillas are apes, so those are primate biscuits.

>>76418298 (OP)
>>76418429
>>76418457
>there
>there
>there
>monkey
Please don't be so fucking retarded

>>76418818
>He thinks apes are not monkeys
You're not in any position to call people retarded.

>>76418298 (OP)
keep us updated, anon. what are you hoping to achieve using the gorilla feed?

>>76418298 (OP)
Enjoy 8% ash anon

>>76418298 (OP)
This is the soilent equivalent for gorillas, you're accomplishing nothing

>>76418298 (OP)
Get some horse electrolytes while you're at it. Wouldn't wanna be dehydrated