How much do I have to lift in order to get a gf like this?

>>76422591 (OP)
You will never get a gf like this. By the time she is 20 she has already been ran through by the same couple chads on Tinder and at that point she's already spoiled and will never respect you.

>>76422591 (OP)
Sad tits. You got Starbucks money? She's yours.

>>76422591 (OP)
Tom platz is too old to troonsition and look good so never

>>76422591 (OP)
She looks like she weighs maybe 120lbs so I'd say if you can lift a sandbag weighing a bit more than that and carry it a couple hundred feet then you should be able to get a gf like that.

this could easily be safe for work if puritan americunts didn't always get their way.

sadly christians, muslims, and women ruin everything and this thread won't last

there is no reason that male nipples are ok but female nipples aren't

you can buy a VR headset and have her exist in your virtual world for ever.

>>76422591 (OP)
Be black

i know this is a meme thread but why do chuds and 'cels always think women only want to pump and dump dudes the same way that dudes want to do with chicks? is it from their only knowledge of women being from porn?

i genuinely believe most women do not want casual sex with lots of random men, they want committed sex from ONE man, the mast chad chad they can possibly get, but they're not gonna go bang brad just because chad is at work or something, totally delusional

>>76422591 (OP)
Flat chested cum dumpsters

>>76422705
Fucking meta quest 3 looks amazing having a girl sit on your face but stupid thing keeps registering my hands as remotes when i try to jerk off

>>76422724
>i genuinely believe most women do not want casual sex with lots of random men

Then you're not around enough women. They're all the same. Sorry to pop your cherry anon.

>>76422728
lol. Do you use a actual doll of some sorts with censors on? It really makes it seem more real

>>76422591 (OP)
Ai

>>76422669
Holy fuck I can't unsee it.

>>76422755
>doll of some sorts with censors on?
Im not this advanced yet. Also lacking taste and smell.

>>76422779
People already do this. Its cheap af too. How do you think the game/software "knows" where your hands are?

And there is lots of places that sells vagina smells these days https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/erykah-badu-vagina-incense-badus-pussy/

>>76422591 (OP)
she's like 40 dude

>>76422591 (OP)
we get that money strange chick fuck deranged china dick make your money right

>>76422591 (OP)
My friend is short, bald and fat. He got a gf just like that because he's an actual nice guy.
"Gymcel" name was created for a reason.

>>76422591 (OP)
>this thread is still up