So basically, the Bryan Johnson situation is slowly turning into proto-elder abuse; his team of "doctors" just keep milking him for bigly cash and finding new /x/-tier bullshit for him to do that won't work. If you were trying to steer his protocol in a smarter direction, might you try looking for...

>Citrus aurantifolia Essential Oil: Antiaging Potential Through Integrated In Vitro and In Silico Studies
>https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/chemistry/articles/10.3389/fchem.2025.1577871/abstract

>Towards a predicted anti-aging molecular targets of asiaticoside based on bioinformatics analysis
>https://repository.unar.ac.id/jspui/handle/123456789/11864

>Novel Probiotic Strain Lactiplantibacillus plantarum CNTA 628 Modulates Lipid Metabolism and Improves Healthspan in C. elegans
>https://www.mdpi.com/2076-3417/15/14/8007

>Phenotypic and metabonomics studies of FMOs in C. elegans and their roles in lifespan extension
>https://www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-7122670/v1

>Single-cell-based evidence for GLS1 inhibitor as a bona fide senolytic agent in vivo
>https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2025.07.22.666220v1.abstract

Anyone else on here have enough /sci/entific literacy to find potentially better gerontology intervention hits?

>>76424041 (OP)
Lol that image is funny, but he is fully aware of what he's up to and he will try and bullshit with a mild case study his way.

>>76424055
>fully aware of what he's up to
explain current lack of new small molecules being "explored"

>be bad cuck bryan
>realize that you can't moneymaxx your way out of being a faggot
>realize you wasted your 20-30's and most of your 30's on being a hyper wage slave
>decide to fix this by trying to be 20 again, as if a 20 year old who's actually 60 won't disgust and repel women

>take q-diozine-4-2-liquidite
>counter the side effects of that by taking 9-mebc-filikite-3-1
>still be a retarded faggot and look like a retarded t-masc in her late 30's
>all at the cost of >30mill or more

>>76424076
>be Bad Cuck Bryan
>hire Dr. Zolman
>Dr. Zolman finds Leddit's three dozen best supplements
>fire Dr. Zolman citing supposed "mental health" issues
>now we're trying Metformin like it's NIH in 2011
>bootloop.exe

>Bad Cuck Bryan can't even find
>Epigenetic regulation of Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome: from molecular mechanisms to targeted interventions
>https://www.sciopen.com/article/10.26599/OSHM.2025.9610013

>>76424065
*Shrugs* I dunno

>>76425165
Bad Cuck Bryan be hiring quacks now, shrimple as.They can't even read shit like:
>Theogallin Protects Myocardial Ischemia-Reperfusion Injury by Inhibiting the Interleukin-17 Signaling Pathway
>https://pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.1021/acs.jafc.4c10675

Bad Cuck Bryan could use this one along with fixing his boron and manganese skill issues...
>Investigating the Osteoregenerative Properties of Juglans regia L. Extract on Mesenchymal Stem Cells and Osteoblasts Through Evaluation of Bone Markers: A Pilot Study
>https://www.mdpi.com/2079-4983/16/7/268

>>76424076
>decide to fix this by trying to be 20 again, as if a 20 year old who's actually 60 won't disgust and repel women

You know Bryan's attempting the ridiculous, but if he somehow does achieve the impossible and make it possible to revert to 20 again, do you really think the average women will care. I'd bet 50 bucks if Leo, Depp and Tom Cruise were somehow able to revert themselves to their former pretty boy glory girls would be swooning for them all over again like in the past and nobody would care that they're actually old men.

>>76426425
The most common reaction I get from women when I tell them my age is something like "no way you're really that old!"

>>76426800
I'll give you the side eye on that, but fair enough, lets not immediately bring in the making fun of Millennials memes. But regardless, assuming Bryan's dream comes true and lots of people revert their ages to 20ish would anyone really care and be thinking "ew but they're not really young inside" or just think "Hot guy, want to fuck, who cares how old he is mentally"

I really don't think the average woman would care.

>>76426836
>not really young inside
If you take the whole "anti-aging" thing a lot deeper than botox/plastic surgery, then it isn't necessarily accurate. The Yamanaka factor mice with double their natural lifespan aren't just "young looking."

>>76426894
Maybe but I'm talking more about mentally and upbringing type of stuff. Even if you were internally just as young as a 20 year old at 60 you'd be still be a Boomer mentally. Sure some very open minded or free thinking Boomers might be able to rejoin the young crowd without issue but the average Boomer would still be an obnoxious old man with outdated views on society and life just with a young persons body again. Maybe they'd form their own off shoot group and try to restore the 60s counter culture again but I don't think they'd get along well with Zoomers.

>>76426921
I think adaptogens are the best strategy for combating too much fixation in thought patterns. Most boomers don't know about them, but Bryan Johnson is on a few.

>>76426425
You're retarded

He may look younger but he's still 60
And you can look young without all of the retarded shit that he did

Just sleep and drink water it's literallybthat simple don't me mentally ill

>>76427170
>Just sleep and drink water it's literallybthat simple don't me mentally ill
Sleeping and hydration are important and Bryan has done a lot of 'tarded shit, but it's getting kind of hard to deny gobbling pills like Ca-AKG and Astaxanthin actually slow down the aging process a bit. Still ain't cost no damn $2 million, though.

>Nature Scientific Reports volume 15, Article number: 26889 (2025)
>Comparative efficacy of topical interventions for facial photoaging: a network meta-analysis
>https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-12597-0
>Safety analysis indicated tretinoin had the most favorable profile, whereas tazarotene and glycolic acid had higher adverse event risks. Isotretinoin and tretinoin emerged as the most balanced treatments across efficacy and safety.
As a heavy glycolic acid user who never had an adverse event, I think this is calcium hydroxide peel neutralization skill issues.