why do y'all hate crossfit so much

>>76424127 (OP)
Because it's useless for building a good body except that it burns calories.

>fist pumping to get yourself excited enough to jog on a treadmill
I hate it because I hate people.
People do things and I hate them.

>>76424127 (OP)
because they can't do it

>>76424127 (OP)
Retards on roids mostly. Not even joking. CF injury rates are through the roof cause they train like dumbasses and then roid on top of that. Just look at the gross fucking fridge bitches it churns out. If your fitness fads mascot is uncle rhabdo/pukey the clown, you're doing something wrong.

>>76424127 (OP)
imagine grabbing her french braids as handles while i PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP her pussy and see the sweat drip from her massive fucking lats

>>76424127 (OP)
That actually looks like it smells really bad.

>>76424127 (OP)
How do people take themselves so seriously

>>76424127 (OP)
why are they called "crosshitters" do they actually shit sometimes as part of their exercise program?

>>76424157
So you want to top a masculine dude.

I don’t hate the “program” but I hate the games and their “pros” because of the rampant steroid use and fake natties that preach CrossFit but are really just roiders.

>>76424127 (OP)
because it makes women look like myostatin deficient pitbulls

>>76424215
Well, I blame roids more than CF itself for that. There are some true natty CF chicks out there that are pretty hot.

As a trans woman, they disrespected my gender truth.

>>76424127 (OP)

Because crossfit is to fitness what shabooya roll-calls and company picnics are to having a job so you can make money.

If you're already shredded, naturally sociable, and have an attractive face, it might be a decent way to get laid though.

>>76424241
Fag, also, thanks for pointing out something based about CF.

>>76424157
that's a fucking man

>>76424157
>her

>>76424127 (OP)
Everyone used to laugh at CrossFit because it landed people in the hospital and it sounded like a cult.

>>76424322
>used to
Still do

>>76424322
didn't they kill someone in the last swimming event?

>>76424374
yes

>>76424127 (OP)
>>76424157

Here's your varbie, bro

>>76424127 (OP)
She is STOUT. Wow.
Natty?

>>76424215
10kb pic.
>>kys

>>76424127 (OP)
I don't hate it but Triathlon and long distance running and trail running are better.

>>76424127 (OP)
Waist much too wide. Upper body is unnironically built like a man.

>>76424186
This tbqh. Competitive CrossFit is peak retardation. Combining some CrossFit, without the retarded kipping pullup shit, on some days with standard weight lifting and resistance training for most of the days is super fun. Then top it off with running, biking, swimming is great.

>>76424147
>rhabdo
How do you even get rhabdo, I don't get it.

>>76424127 (OP)
not one of those girls has tits. gross.

>>76424322

>>76424127 (OP)
I'm tempted to do it or Hyrox to meet athletic healthy people. I'm sick of everyone i know just watching TV and doing nothing else.

>>76424133
Its just supersets and cardio. People just hate the social aspect as it is more or less a gym social club.

>>76425175
Most natty crossshitter

>>76424127 (OP)
becuase what used to be an "everyman, just be active" sport got taken over by the same PED himbo's and varbies as every other untested sport. look at the fucking fetish video you used, op. you know the only reason people watch that shit, 'cause you're watching it while using the mouse left-handed.

>>76425281
useless woman "judge" in the background not doing anything to stop someone from doing unsafe things... just perfect crossfit webm

>>76424127 (OP)
because they look ugly

>>76424127 (OP)
>pick a regular, tried and true exercise, proven to be very effective thorough history
>add useless movements because the normal exercise is "too boring and monotone"
>take it to an extreme where the exercise is now not only less effective but also dangerous
>but hey at least i'm having "le fun" with kipping pullups compared to those boring pullup guys amrite?
what's there to not hate?

>>76424127 (OP)
because it's joint destroyer. It's THE sport for retarded ADHD zoomers doing all exercises wrong to get more reps

>>76424127 (OP)
They copypaste concepts from other disciplines without contextual knowledge and pretend they figured out something new.

>>76424127 (OP)
it was another meme spammed by the ketolard/StartingStrength/Powershitting crowd back in the early reddit days

Truth is that any workout you enjoy is fine

I'm thinking of trying crossfit because i realise the best way to get laid and have a fun social life is to do things with other people

that and the crossfit chicks have nice bodies

>>76426036
nothing wrong with kipping pullups though
you just tell yourself this stuff to make yourself feel better than other people
>le fun
terminally online insecure incel redditor stopped

>>76424127 (OP)
>I HAVE to workout in public in my panties with my ass out, no shows no socks with as much skin exposed as possible and do not look at me at all if I catch you on camera I will ruin your life I desperately need to feel sexy at all hours of the day but I detest men look at me don't look at me look at me don't look at me
There has to be a way to describe how obnoxious and annoying this is without sounding homosexual

>>76426122
>There has to be a way to describe how obnoxious and annoying this is without sounding homosexual
It is against the will of Allah. Simple as

I've never seen a crossfitfag that doesn't look like a snoy dyel.

>>76425281
I'm actually impressed the guy in focus was able to safely drop his barbell.

>>76424249
Grow up.

>>76424127 (OP)
imagine roiding to become uglier

>>76426085
>i realise the best way to get laid is to do with other people
How long did it take?

>>76424179
>>76424248
>>76424249
>Fucking a woman is gay

>>76424147
Aka Cripple-Fit. A good instructor will demand good form, but those are rare. So the metric of reps per minute is always going to risk form and produce injuries.