>>76424399 (OP)>Top left gobbles the last chips from a party size bag"Lol I just went on facebook and made a post about how a 32 year-old man who dates a 26 year-old woman is a pedophile!"
>Top right finishes the last slice of Dominos and lazily tosses the box, missing the garbage can"Haha yessssss get 'em queen! They're scared little manchildren, they can't handle a mature woman!"
>Bottom right fully immerses a chicken wing in ranch before sucking it down to the bone "Those asshole gym bros post on a website called 4chan on this sub-4chan called /fit/"
>Bottom left with the crazy eyes picks the quinoa crumbs out of her armpit hair "Omg sis I've heard of 4chan it's like Reddit but for alt-r*ght chuds!"