>ruins your life

Have you tried taking the bbc from your ass bro

>>76424488 (OP)
hey hemorrhoids guy

>>76424488 (OP)
Stop shoving dildos in your ass and rubbing toilet paper on your asshole furiously

I grow more powerful everday

>>76424916
>[stop] rubbing toilet paper on your asshole furiously
But how am i going to get rid of all the shit residues, then?

>>76425173
Bidet or wet wipes

>>76424488 (OP)
as usual I'll explain the technique to get rid of hemorrhoids.
You need a true bidet for this.
Here is what you do: if you can, poop in the toiler normally as long as it is a complete and true zero effort poop.
Then when you clean yourself, make sure to clean the insides of your rectum with a finger while running lukewarm water. If you feel like you have to poop, push as you keep your finger inside so that the muscles in the last part of the rectum, where the hemorrhoids are, will not intervene.
Yes, you will shit on your hand, sadly this is part of the process.
What happens as you do this is that you will not strain the last part of the rectum which is where hemorrhoids usually stay. This zero strain + lukewarm water + rubbing with the fingers will force the hemorrhoids to retreat in a few days.

No, no doctor will tell you that this work. No, there will never be a clinical trial on this technique. Yes, it does work. Yes, I invented it. Yes, it's weird and nasty, but it works.

Then maybe stop eating like shit and you will not get hemorrhoids again.

Good luck

>>76424916
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>>76425173
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>>76425202
Kys OP