Open up a weight loss clinic where patients are induced into a coma and fed via feeding tube the exact macro ratios needed to meet their weight goals. It’s literally brilliant. God I am so fucking smart.

>>76425500 (OP)
Awesome idea, except muscle wastimg will ruin u once ur patients wake up and find out u have put them in wheelchair.

My idea is to bury fatties up to their necks in hot desert sand until they are slim.

>>76425500 (OP)
Do lipo first, and do the coma bit for visceral fat.

>>76425500 (OP)
You'll get arrested for fucking the patients

>>76425500 (OP)
A lot of people would probably sign up. Amerimutts would do anything except eat less goyslop, occasionally fast, be more active, and exercise

>>76425500 (OP)
You just described what's called the Sleeping Beauty Diet, which Elvis Presley was a big fan of.

>>76425500 (OP)
sorry bro, CICO won't work like that. /fit/ told me so.

>>76425500 (OP)
not profitable because it would require hiring physicians and RNs to oversee the treatment, which would make it obscenely expensive.

>>76425563
inject them with anabolic to sustain and build muscle during the process. EZ

>>76426007
fatties would do anything but not be fat

>>76425500 (OP)
Wouldn't be legal in America AND the first time somebody goes vegetable under your care, you're done.
No doubt it would be popular tho

>>76425998
this chicks cooch gets drier than a bucket of sand, so lube up with this anon.