I find that female fitness and body standards have become ridiculous.

What the fuck are you talking about and why?

>>76426561 (OP)
Tits too big. Not interested

>>76426561 (OP)
hubba hubba

>>76426561 (OP)
what's ridiculous about this? she just stores a lot of fat in the ass and she's arching her back like crazy

>>76426561 (OP)
im about to lust

>>76426561 (OP)
post body

95% of men will gladly marry and spend the rest of their lives with a 6/10 with no ass provided she's not a liberal cunt or a whore. Unfortunately, it seems 100% of women fail living up to that standard

>>76426561 (OP)
I fucking hate whores so much bros. Not women. Whores.

>>76426628
Do they make you pay extra or something?

Ahem.. she looks a tad young doesn’t she??

>>76426561 (OP)
She looks 14 and you're all pedophiles

>>76426561 (OP)
for me, it's grace boor, kira petilli and heloise hut

>>76426646
This each and everyone one of you should be locked up for life

>>76426624
Literally me. I chose 6/6.5 girl as a long term gf over a literal model because former was a virgin and latter obviously wasn't. She's also very submissive and I was even her first kiss. I still regret every single day that I didn't fuck that model at least once before i settled with a mid girl. It is what it is man.

>>76426650
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>>76426646
t.

>>76426561 (OP)
Is there something wrong with her spine?

Is she even legal you fucking weirdo

>>76426658
> I still regret every single day that I didn't fuck that model at least once
GRIM
i hate sexhavers so much its unreal

>>76426637
What are you rambling about queer?

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>>76426646
2

>>76426647
found the gooner

>>76426669
she certainly is old enough to model for bikini company
also its not like shes naked so who cares

>>76426628
Implying this lady is a whore?

She's doing her job, as a model for bikinis.

I'd argue that most of you here are more whory than this young lady right here.

>>76426561 (OP)
obvious fake ass, but still hot

>>76426689
> lets fuck dozens of virgin teens for the lulz then become libcucks once we turn 30
one really doesnt hate boomers enough

>>76426691
keen eye, what gave it away

>>76426689
imagine arnold violently fisting her

>>76426706
Absolutely. Boomers and sexual liberation are the reason we have all these AoC laws that prevent well-to-do men from marrying young virgins.

>>76426561 (OP)
I think it's a minority who prefer an ass like two 40 pound rotisserie turkeys pressed together.

>>76426642
Thank you! Be better fellas come on now

>>76426689
Fuck her freedoms

>>76426756

lol what the fuck did I just read am I on Facebook right now?

>>76426647
You know you're talking to an 80 IQ retard when he starts to shotgun pornstar names unprompted.

>>76426777
buddy, we all clicked on this gooner thread, let's not talk about IQ

>>76426777
>pretending not to know any pornstar names on the internet
Wow this guy fucks

>>76426561 (OP)
slightly too tall, nose too big, ass too big, skin tone too dark, still hot overall but not really something to "lust after" in my opinion.

>>76426810
Other than the meme ones like grey or rain I don’t know any of them. And I’ve never seen either of their porn or even them naked lol

>>76426815
who have you seen naked?
>lol ur mum

>>76426642
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>>76426756
Xitter is the other way, faggot

Just don't be fat, you stupid retard. Men standards are below floor level as is

>>76426818
Body count is about 25 just never cared for porn

>Body count

Alright, Some of you may have seen my posts in this thread a few days ago.

Went to meet up with this chick today, virgin who never kissed a girl. Jumped on me within 5 seconds of entering the room, had sex for a while, went to get ice cream, came back more sex, break, more sex.

Dick wouldn't work unfortunately, just wouldnt stay hard long enough for me to fuck much which was unfortunate. Need to figure out some solution to this, I have started taking fin the past 3 months, but I suspect its more to do with porn and deathgripping. How do I fix this?

Some autistic thoughts. More teeth involved than I expected. Inside of pussy is way more wet also. Can't really feel being inside the pussy too much. Boobs weren't actually that interesting when they're in front of you. Taste of eating pussy isn't that good, but also not that offensive. When the 2 of you are naked, the actual attractiveness of the girl in front of you kind of just disappears.

She was way more into me than I into her, which was actually quite nice and calming

Meeting her again in 2 weeks, probably will stay over that time, so I need my dick working by that stage, do I just get viagra incase?

Just wanted to post this, keep going boys, eventually it will happen for you, I'm 30 and waited years for this shit.

>>76426850
Also actually, she was really fucking terrible at giving a blowjob. Hurting my foreskin, too much teeth etc. Told me it was her first time sucking dick. Probably didn't help the ED issue

>>76426850
Damn, sorry that happened dude. I didn't read it, but I'm sure if you call your dad, he'd love to hear it.

>>76426850
Not reading all that faggot. This is not your blog.

>>76426866
>>76426863
It is my blog you faggots. I can't tell anyone IRL, so of course I can post it in here if I want.

>>76426868
How did he die?

Bros can you date a 19 year old woman as a 32 year old man? There’s this cashier giving me mixed signals. One day she smiles at me and greets me, the next day she ignores me, the third day she calls me sir and banters. wtf is going on? I’m I gonna ridicule myself asking her out? My mom and 38 year old sister told me to find a 39 year old girl who is mature and settle already and not get on top of myself because I build a good body. Are the gains goblins or trying to help?

Are they really letting 5s be bikini models now?

>>76426902
Very obvious bait but for the anons reading who may not know better, never follow the lifeplan a woman has laid out for you and never listen to a woman's advice on women ever. They give you advice that serves their interests, not yours.

>>76426646
i hate old women

>>76426902
lol you couldn't do it as a teenager what makes you think you can do it now?

>>76426581
spbp

>>76426902
> Bros can you date a 19 year old woman as a 32 year old man
go for it bro
beware though, had this slut in my class that had like 7 different boyfriends and fucked through multiple friendcircles and now she is married to some 35 y/o dude

>>76426850
You chose a wrong thread for this bro.
Glad for you, I think dick needs sensitivity training, don't jerk off and if you do, jerk off with lube and simulate sex (so no movements like you're lighting a campfire with friction, but be gentle). I heard month tops and improvement can be seen.

Anyway, post more info about the girl and the happening. I think this is always the most confusing part for people would take your advice.

>>76426561 (OP)
she's perfect
>slim but not bony
>nice round ass
>delicious flat chest
10/10

>>76426902
> My mom and 38 year old sister
bitter roasties
always ignore their advice

>>76426985
her ass is fake tho
the video hides it well, she can't hide it at all IRL, it's very obvious

Lordosis is not hot. These bitches are trying too hard.

>>76426658
you did not choose, you settled for that which you would realistically get since you yourself are probably below average. You did not even fuck a model jesus christ speak about wishful thinking. You would not even get a wiff of her pussy you pathetic cuckold

>>76426561 (OP)
How long before this happens?

>>76426561 (OP)
Ass is too big. She is using some sort of filter or is 10 lbs away from looking like a BBC candidate.