>Get Protein Powder for the first time
>Tastes like absolute penis
>32 scoops left to go

>>76446793 (OP)
Serves you well for getting the penis flavored, fag.

>>76446793 (OP)
Stop using water.

>>76446793 (OP)
how do you know what absolute penis tastes like, buddy?

>eating manmade powder

>>76446828
goatis has a manmade hairline, btw

>>76446793 (OP)
>he didn't notice he bought the penis flavour
NGMI

>>76446793 (OP)
Just drink it with milk, I can't stand drinking it with water also
Or if you're concerned about calories mix half milk half water, that's what I do on my cut

>>76446793 (OP)
you raging homosexual

mix with yogurt

You have to be absolute goycattle to eat drywall powder shilled to you supplement companies. Just eat a cup of quark or cottage cheese, same protein for barely (if at all) more calories.

>>76446793 (OP)
fauxtien powder isn't even worth it anymore when it was fucking 2 bucks a pound maybe... now its like all other overpriced goyslop meme bullshit.

>>76447101
We don't have quark in burgerland I've looked

>>76447129
Grim, they couldn't find a way to squeeze corn syrup or petroleum refining byproducts into it?

>>76446793 (OP)
Where can I get this

>>76447129
But you do have cottage cheese.

>>76446793 (OP)
For me it's Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey Protein Powder Extreme Milk Chocolate.

>>76447101
typical polschizo retard spouting buzzwords about something he was no fucking idea

>>76446831
its so obvious too

>>76447589
Overpriced crap

>>76447744
I buy only the best of the best of the best.

>>76446867
Egg whites

>>76447747
Its good, dont get me wrong but your paying for the ON. Do what I do picrel and look at cost per oz. Keep in mind the prices change...all these are great.

>>76447774
>but
OH! Add in peanut powder. MY GOD.

>>76446793 (OP)
you ought to like it then hahahahaha faggot

>>76446793 (OP)
That's why you get a decent brand and avoid meme flavors. The $17 tub you saw on an endcap at walmart ended up being garbage, hopefully you learn from it. Also use milk instead of water, if you were actually retarded enough to do that.

>>76447774
NTA but I bought the Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey Protein Powder, Double Rich Chocolate and it's fine with water. I mix it with magnesium fizzy powder and muh nutropics to really get the engine going.

>>76446793 (OP)
You lads try the Kirkland brand one? Not too bad, 60 bucks for a 5 pound bag, they only have chocolate though

>>76446793 (OP)
Get Raw milk instead

>>76446900
I tried that before and it tasted like penis yogurt

>>76446793 (OP)
I hated the taste of whey when I first started back in high school. Didn't use it for like 10 years and now I don't mind the taste at all. Its even the same Gold nutrition one too, I think it tastes fine

>>76446793 (OP)
where do i get this dick flavored protein powder?

>>76447101
your paranoia is unwelcome here, let the people get the gains you absolute moron

>>76447101
Post body

just eat eggs

i don’t understand the premise of this thread. get some chocolate flavored PP (protein powder) mix into some milk (skim if cutting and whole if bulking, it’s your choice) you can even add your daily creatine and collagen if you want, still tastes like a tasty chocolate milk. if you have peanut butter powder like a previous anon said, its a delicious Reese’s penis butter pie chocolate milk

>>76446793 (OP)
>ordering penis flavour
You damn queers complaining about everything the whole time.

>>76446808
I use the why in milk and sip water on the side, also eat something yummy like rice cakes and peanut butter or drink it while you play games.

>>76447774
I really like my nutricost.

>>76446793 (OP)
Dump it on ice cream.

>>76446806
Kek

I just get unflavored powder and it's bretty good. Also, I only mix protein with water since it almost never mixes particularly well with milk in my experience.

>>76447774
>all these are great.
Body Fortress has literally one half of the calories from filler.

>>76452552
>Just eat something that's 70% fat for protein, bro.

>>76447774
Just got the elite dymatize because ON was out of order. What I’m I in for?

>>76446793 (OP)
I'm convinced there's not a single good flavor of protein powder. It all tastes like artificial sweetener mixed with sawdust.

>>76446793 (OP)
lmao. thats funny.
yea it gets old fast too.. make you want to throw up just by smelling it. you got to mix it up with other flavors.
i keep frozen berries and bananas around.. peanut butter, instant coffee, sometimes ill just toss in cookies, cereal or chocolate candies if they are lying around.. but the blueberries and strawberries and bananas + peanut butter really transform it into a 'meal' of sorts and it varies the taste enough that you can keep at that for years and years on end.

>>76453982
>What I’m I in for?
1/3rd of the calories from filler. Next time make a better choice

>>76446793 (OP)
>Ahhhh it tastes yucky ahhhhhh
Child

>>76453982
dont listen to that other bitch dynamitize tastes pretty good. at least the few that ive tried. do not buy the dunkin one its fucking NASTY though

>>76446793 (OP)
thankfully I'm not retarded enough to get protein powder when chicken and eggs exists, providing me with multiple times more protein for a fraction of the price

>>76454547
in Germany one scoop (23 grams of protein) cost me 0.55 euros
assuming that 100grams of chicken breast contain 25 grams of protein, 1kg of chicken breast would need to cost around 6 euros (chicken usually costs more) to have the same protein to price ratio

>>76446793 (OP)
What flavour ? I remember buying chocolate-mint flavour because all other options were out of stocked, I felt like puking, still got this bag in one of my drawers.

>>76454600
very weird market
here in my south american shithole, using today's currency converter:
we assume the absolute worst case for chicken breast
>20g protein per 100g, around 3.60 euros for 1kg
and absolute best case for whey
>24g per 30g scoop, around 19 euros for 1kg:
and it is still not even a contest with how much cheaper chicken breasts are (and I usually get mine in bulk at around ~3.15 euros per 1kg)

>>76446793 (OP)
let me guess your retarded ass is just mixing it into water and taking it that way

>>76454600
Which powder and where do you buy it?

>mixing it in water not low fat milk
retard

>>76446793 (OP)
I love the taste of dick though

>>76455716
kinda gay, anon

I've been buying protein milk after workouts for a while now but I'm considering buying protein powder and making my own shakes cos it's significantly cheaper in the long run. What should I do/know to avoid ending up like OP?

>>76455507
Milk is like 100 extra calories, fuck that

>>76446793 (OP)
you buy the whey with no flavor, then you add any flavor you want if needed. I still don't understand why people keep buying flavored whey full of chemical crap. You guys are dumb, it's not 2010 anymore.

>>76446826
>he doesn't autofellate to maximize gains

>>76452552
Eggs have absolutely fuck all protein in them.