>Hanging out with friends shooting the shit
>Someone makes a fat joke
>You're the only fat person there
>You crack a light smile while crying inside
>Nobody makes eye contact with you for the next minute

>>76448319 (OP)
You wouldn't have to worry about it if you lost weight

Don’t know dat feel cuz im not a fat fuck loser like op lmaoooo

>>76448319 (OP)
They're telling you to lose weight, fatty

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>>76448319 (OP)
>at friends house
>they're all 6 ft+ tall while I'm 5'4
>they start talking about a moshpit
>YEAH BRO THIS LITTLE CUNT KEPT PUSHING ME SO I SOCKED HIM IN THE JAW
>other guy says some shit about napoleon syndome
>"yeah he was probably mad because im so tall and he couldnt see"
>remember this quote verbatim: tall girls want tall guys and short girls want tall guys
>they all laugh
>sit there making picrel face like they're not indirectly insulting me
Unironically helped me understand what casual racism is

>>76448374
get new (shorter) friends

>>76448319 (OP)
I used to habe "friends" who made fun of my appearance and i was mafe fun of my looks my whole life but unfirtunatly not like being fat which i coukd change. Im dating a girl now who tells me im handsome and i dont spend time with other dudes.

>>76448374
just kill them at this point desu
or better yet
kidnap and mutilate them

>>76448319 (OP)
>>76448374
Pussies who don't even speak up, at least bring in some banter

>>76451295
In order to get good at zingers do i need to be constantly judging people for their flaws so im always ready to go?

>>76451388
You don’t even need to insult them back. I’m great at banter and I don’t need to rely on making fun of others.

>>76451399
In my experience banter that doesnt hit em back will encourage them to do it more as making fun of someone is inherently hostile behavior.

>>76451407
No, it’s more how you respond to their comment and your overall demeanor. Don’t seem like prey and they won’t attack.

>>76451415
What are you doing that makes you seem like prey?

>>76451424
I’m not doing anything that makes me seem like prey. Did you even read my post? My friends don’t ever put me down.

>>76448374
they sound like bad friends
I would stop spending time with them entirely and not speak to them

>>76448319 (OP)
I accidentally do this to my fat friend all the time and I feel awful after doing it every fucking time. I wish he would just lose like 100 lbs so he would live longer and actually get in on the fat jokes.

>>76451431
Yeah but what makes you a prey?

>>76451295
you can throw the best zinger out the world. Then the response is always something weak that everyone will laugh at. These kind of asshole friends will stay that way. The shit is never good and frankly it gets old.

Being a pussy at least speeds up the process so you don't need to hear the same fucking joke over and over.