Bulk or cut

>>76457982 (OP)
holy fuck you are repulsive.

>>76457982 (OP)
make fun of him as much you want, i know he would HEEM your dyel ass anytime

>>76458027
Can Anisa watch

>>76457982 (OP)
you're not doing a lick of bench are you

>>76458053
Am I supposed to know who this is?

>>76457982 (OP)
you've posted ibubbz body like ten times over the last month, why are you so obsessed and mindbroken by him

he's rich, he's famous, he has a hot girlfriend (i know, but it's still a loving and caring relationship and thats all that matters) and he's definitely in better shape than you
so why are you still here posting pretending to be him and hoping to get the "haha dyel" reactions, he won it's over

>>76458084
>he won
not his fights

>>76458084
I would unironically rather be OP than Ian Johma, assuming Ian never comes to his senses about what a massively cucked faggot he is.

>>76458084
>rich
KEK
>famous
LOL
>hot girlfriend
LMFAO
>better shape than you
GEEEEEG
Any more fanfics you'd like to share ian?

>>76458084
fuck off Ian, you're a cuck and never recovered from the Sam Hyde mindrape

>>76458282
wow nice arguments
>>76458284
>Sam Hyde
literal who outside of this website, no one cares

>>76458292
>wow nice arguments
a picture says a thousand words

>>76458084
Hi Ian!
I know this isn't Anisa because she would have nothing nice to say about you and would be blasting you instead.

>>76458084
His girlfriend is an ugly whore desu senpai. Everything else is fairly accurate though

>>76457982 (OP)
>>76458292
>go entire life without ever getting so much as a hug from a girl
>get e-famous
>e-whore who was routinely rejected by the guy she liked sees that you have no experience with women and would be an easy target
>leaves her bf, pretends to like you, marries you but forces you to take her name.
>insists that you change your content
>insists you stop talking to all your friends so that her friends dont ignore her
>insists you miss your best friend's wedding so that you can be there for her for her 19th tattoo
>insists you pay way over asking price for a mcmansion
>uses your name to promote her onlyfans where she makes content with someone other than yourself
>insists you go into internet boxing despite you not liking it, losing all your fights, and she then makes the entire event about her and her friends
>you are now middle aged, covered in the worst tattoos money can buy, living in your mother in laws basement, filming a podcast that will be paid for by about 100 people where your wife talks about how much she doesn't like you, and you're trying (and failing) to sell your house for a loss.
did I leave anything out Ian?

More bench would balance this immediately
Probably better than 90% of /fit/ too

>>76457982 (OP)
The Raped.

I thought this was a normal thread but apparently some e-celeb bullshit instead
ffs

>>76458084
How do you know who this is?

>>76457982 (OP)
Cut

Your cock off

>>76458292
>literal who outside of this website
I thought so as well until last month when I crashed at a complete stranger's house and they had a sam hyde pillowcase (the pic where he looks into the fisheye lense with bloated red lips and a wet moustache

It was surreal

>>76458750
Imagine caring this fucking much about some rando eperson
Obsessive and feminine behaviour

>>76458084
Hes literally begging for money. He and his husband are destitute

>>76457982 (OP)
I looked like this before I started lifting. I have bigger arms, chest, lats etc but still have wide hips and unfortunate fat storage there. I did a three and a half month long cut last year and this year but I’m still not as lean as I’d like to be. Fuck I even run 12 miles a week.

bump lol

>>76459056
>le smug contrarian

>>76459393
>le diagnosis
woman behaviour

>>76459458
>le smug double down

>>76459393
Don’t think you know what contrarian means anon.

Cuck then bulk.

>>76459393
>le
Go back

>>76457982 (OP)
just start pinning at this point

>>76459056
>umm like why do you care
How can you call others feminine when you're a passive aggressive oversocialised pussy whose entire argumentation amounts to appealing to the herd which is women tactics 101

>>76457982 (OP)
Squat 225 bellow parallel

>>76459556
>this thread of people talking about this thing?
>yeah?
>well i hate the thing! and if you talk about the thing you are stupid and gay!
That is contrarian
>>76459572
Ironic

>>76458084
>he's rich
he lives in a basement

>>76457982 (OP)
He actually got decent definition, but needs more chest developement, so id say bulk, but not dirty

Anisa a cute

>>76458084
>rich
probably
>famous
his fans all hate him now, he had to cancel his latest boxing event, he’s famous like chris chan is famous

>>76457982 (OP)
>those cookie cutter tattoos
Why'd he do it?

>>76461859
Pussy
It’s because he got pussy and he can’t let go no matter how much it isn’t worth it
>le what no pussy does to a mf
Getting pussy can do far worse to a man

>>76458084
and even after all that he still can't get respect that he craves so much

>>76457982 (OP)
Give up. On life or the goblin, doesn't matter.

Cut.Your fucking neck

>>76459496
>arguing like a woman
>>76459897
There was nothing passive about it, cope and seethe feminized retard

>>76459911
I tried to look it up. It doesn't look like he ever did.

HE SMELLS
HE'S LIVES IN HIS STEP MOM'S HOUSE
HIS HAIR'S FALLING OUT

>>76462180
>GGRRRR STOP HAVING FUN!!!

>>76458750
>>uses your name to promote her onlyfans where she makes content with someone other than yourself
Please tell me this is true.

>>76457982 (OP)
Cut [spoiler] your wrist [/spoiler]

>>76457982 (OP)
Build a gorilla nest

>>76457982 (OP)
can you post your own photo?

>>76458027
There's literally a video of him getting destroyed by a woman

>>76463497
Still here Ian?

>>76458273
holy shit is this eggman?

>>76457982 (OP)
judging at by the absolute seethe this caused, nothing at all, he has the perfect body ;)

>>76462076

>>76458084
Hello, Dane. Wouldn't have thought you'd be posting on /fit/

>>76458013
let's see you :)

>>76458084
>Rich
Not anymore LMAO, he is living in his mother-in-law basement. Selling his Seattle home BELLOW what he paid for it.
>Famous
The term you are looking for is Infamous
>Girlfriend
Thats his wife bucko, who cheated on him, at least 3 times now.
>Better shape than you
His coach literally roasted him for gassing out 30 seconds into his fight and his wife sabotaging his training.

>>76462998
HE'S BALD
HE'S DESTITUTE
HE'S NORWOODED
HE'S THINNING

What you need is to build your chest . That shit is flat man

>>76463078
Celebrity gossip (ecelebs included) is a deeply woman-coded "hobby."