Why dont you hop on retatrutide and anabolic steroids to get jacked and shredded fast?

because I'm a well-adjusted male with a family

I don't want to damage my internal organs for years just to look like I work out.

>>76459024 (OP)
i wanna keep my hair and also my gains and not have to worry about managing side effects

>>76459024 (OP)
I don't care about doing things fast, I take the scenic route

>>76459024 (OP)
he could easily be that big natty but with a better frame since he skipped bone hardening

My best trait is my big penis, why would I harm him to look like beef jerky?

>>76459034
>chemtrails in the middle of fucking nowhere
why??

>>76459029
Quality of life vs Quantity

Shorter lifespan as an enhanced chad: more energy, increased productivity, sex drive, increased confidence. Overall squeezing everything out of life that there is to offer.

Longer life incels: Less energy as you age, metabolism slows most likely get fat and won't retain muscle, lower sex drive as you age (ED is inevitable) Less overall energy as you age resulting in getting less done. by not taking PED's you've lasted a few more years on this earth but did you really make the most out of them?

>>76459034
Based.

>>76459090
Presumes one needs roids to live life to the fullest, which is a rather stupid proposition.

>>76459024 (OP)
Im poor and I dont wanna mess up my body

>>76459024 (OP)
Because I'm not into fitness for vanity

>>76459024 (OP)
Would love to honestly but I don't leave my home and don't know from where to acquire it

>>76459024 (OP)
What's a good place to buy retatrutide, for research purposes?

>>76459024 (OP)
I don't have lucky genetics for a-tier muscle insertions.
I am naturally a fatty at heart and don't think I could dial in diet
I'll probably go bald and I wanna keep as much of my hair as I can
And shits expensive and I don't really have that kind of money. All of that isn't even considering the health risks. And for what? To be a jacked WFH guy? To impress no one?

>>76459097
No presumptions, I speak from experience friend. I have done both, have you? Do a cycle and then draw your own conclusion.

Because I'm a cartoon-watching 4chan pussy and if I took roids I'd still be a dyel because I'm too much of a bitch to do the work.
Why cant someone just redpill me on how to get jacked without doing anything so I can look like my favorite anime character?

>>76459024 (OP)
because this is all you need to attract women and you can achieve it in 3-5yrs of natty lifting and just maintain

>>76459024 (OP)
>retatrutide
what's the point it just suppresses appetite
>roids
valid if im on a bulk, what's the point of spinning my wheels and suppressing my appetite and hopping on roids? You should eat like a horse while on it so you maximize your gains

>>76459172
>you have to do the thing or else you can’t conclude anything about it
I didn’t know I shared this board with 73 IQ subsaharan african intellectuals

>>76459024 (OP)
>retatrutide
Does this actually burn fat or just make me want to eat less?

>>76459172
>in order to make the most of life you need to take research chemicals from China and India and fuck a bunch of prostitutes and destroy your organs and put holes in your brain
>why?
>because…
>YOU HAVE TO!!!

>>76459420
Just the second, that's basically what all of these compounds and shit are, which is why I don't really see the value
The only true fat burner is DNP, and that's a whole nother can of worms

>>76459467
Kinda figured as much. I'd rather do clen than DNP lmao.

>>76459420
>>76459467
>The only true fat burner is DNP
why are you lying? retatrutide is a glucagon agonist which directly promotes lipolysis

>>76459240
If that's all you need to do to look like that why dont you post your own pic instead instead some some other man you got from google images?

>>76459285
4chan natty dyels and MPDP newfags think you can pile on muscles and shred fat at the same time with just a little test and anavar

>>76459624
That is exactly what happens

>>76459550
any lipolysis effect is insignificant compared to the overall effect of eating less from having less appetite. Same goes for HGH.
>but muh studies by dyel eggheads
dont care

>>76459631
i know nigga i was just pointing out that dnp isn't the only drug that directly burns fat

>>76459634
so you're just autisitcally splitting hairs over an insignificant, noticeable fat burning affect just to sound smart and cool on the internet?
very sad

>>76459634
so you're just autisitcally splitting hairs over an insignificant, unnoticeable fat burning affect just to sound smart and cool on the internet?
very sad

>>76459030
A man should never have bangs.. unless they have something to hide they are embarassed about.

>>76459090
>id rather live 1 day as a lion than 1000 as a sheep
says the dude that dies at 21 from heart disease with his prolapsed anus in the air in a gay sauana

I've never had anyone offer me weed let alone roids. Not even druggos want to be my friends.

>>76459024 (OP)
Oh, to be young I guess.
Hes absolutely SHREDDED and JACKED.
I am NOT shredded and I'm JAKED (see what I did there?)
>>I kneel

>>76459808
to be fair he probably overdosed on drugs more so than the roids although im sure they didn't help obviously.

>>76459240
How big is his cock?
How much money does he have?
Looks are tertiary.

>>76459024 (OP)
His physique is so shit. Jeff seid or connor murphy in his early days is what real asthetics looks like not this literal dyel. Connor murphy in his early days for me is what I would love.

>>76460960
lol post body

>>76459024 (OP)
Why does no one tell where to get these, especially retartrutide since it's a research chem?

>>76460960
David has always been all about anglefrauding, lightfrauding, filterfrauding etc. If you look at any videos he's in, he literally looks completely DYEL.

>>76459024 (OP)
because right looks infinitely better than left and 99% of women agree

>>76462057
left is one night stand material for women
right is beta bucks settle material
don't be the right guy

>>76459024 (OP)
Because of the permanent side effects and consequences on reproductive/hormonal health. They will take their toll on your body.

>>76462057
>>76462074

It's funny because the guy on the right actually has a really good body, it's just that he isn't super lean.

>>76459090
Yeah because roids famously DON'T age you like room temperature milk. I'm 31 and I look 31, because I'm generally healthy. 27 year old roiders look 46.
The myth about "dying young" ignores the truth that you DON'T die young, you just get old, young. And then you die.

>>76459024 (OP)
I gene doped myself instead.

>>76459090
>more energy, increased productivity, sex drive, increased confidence. Overall squeezing everything out of life that there is to offer.
>he needed roids to achieve this
Top kek.

>>76462074
>left is one night stand material for women

Women orgasm only 11% of the time during one night stands, so you are right.

>>76462519
women's orgasm doesn't matter for one night stands, they go for Chad to fuck them for his own pleasure for ego boost/validation

>>76462373
Aging is 99% genetics. This is a 30 year old roider that was abusing gear on and off for the past 10 years and he looks his age.

>>76459024 (OP)
i dont lift like a complete nerd so i dont need em, i could get him to about there natty with my 200 lifting iq, probably past in strength.

>>76463256
because they gave me deep cystic acne and i rather die now than hope

>>76463267
it just sounds harder to manage once youre lifting a lot, like every few weeks without anything you just lose progress and any insane strength is borrowed by your liver and heart.

sure you can maybe get 20% stronger at one point, but even that i doubt that for tendons/muscles not tearing. I mean at least as a gamer you have a highly difficult minmaxxing adventure to do as correctly using sets elite from subnatty strength.

>>76463267
did you even go far? i wouldnt advise peaking natty by using roids first, but youre probably in a better spot to quit than youd think just make sure to keep muscle mass high and prevent test from crashing so it can recover and reset.

>niggas reply to the cystic acne troll

>>76462373
Oh they fucking age you. I didn't say they didn't. if you run a high dose cycle you're going to look old and like shit.
I am really just talking about TRT doses of test.

>>76459024 (OP)
Because I am shredded and jacked naturally already, I dont need to live up to unrealistic standards of indians who dont train

>>76463445
No. You werent.

>>76459090
It's always bitches who say shit like this

>>76463826
Yes I was faggot

Anyone who unironically does steroids is a gullible bitch who was manipulated by social media influencers. It's really just natural selection at this point.

>>76459024 (OP)
Height and frame is what really matters. A tall natty with broad shoulders will mog a roider manlet

steroids hurt the only thing that matters which is the face

>>76459067
You mean an airplane? "Chem trails" don't exist.

>>76459035
how to bone hardening?

>>76459067
To get the hikers and nature lovers

>>76463854
only a roider manlet would post something this blackpilled

>>76459090
life is over at 25, losers cope about 26-29 oh I'm not 30 I'm still young
shut the fuck up

>>76459808
you have to pay your dues before you get their daughters I dont see the problem

>>76462057
IT IS THE SAME GUY YOU RETARDS

>>76463993
who said life is over at 25 retard?

>>76463833
I took steroids years before any "influencers" even existed.
And I still never watched a single "influencer" because people figured out how to get huge decades before the internet even existed and there isnt a single thing some 20 year old faggot with a selfie stick can teach me.

>>76459024 (OP)
>take le retardrutide
>take le ana-ball-less hemorrhoids
I don't take that bullshit because I don't have pharmacology skill issues, unless you count ecdysterone.

>>76462567
>implying you can't modulate like 99% of your genetics
I've recently started pharmacologically "knocking down" GAS6 because literature told me that's an anti-aging phenotype. Banaba does it among other stuff.

>>76464346
you're ugly, dyel and have some sort of mental problem, dont you?
Because normal people dont obsess over shit like this.

>>76463993
how old are you

>>76464412
nah, tbf my retirement plan is "anti-aging influencer" because it's mad easy to mog Bryan Johnson's "Blueprint" with some more than meh-tier bio skillz. i'm a Chad at perp weight with low body fat, because I know about deranged China dick nerd pathways ain't nobody got time to study like USP19, MyoD, and Myogenin.

>>76464305
Yeah man I'm sure you totally weren't influenced by ANY steroid users through ANY media. You absolute fucking tool. Kys roidtranny

>>76464485
>nobody is capable of making decisions on their own without being "influenced" by pixels on a screen
that's a characteristic of your retarded, tiktok-addicted, brainwashed generation not mine.
You weak bitches wont even express an opinion that isnt pre-approved by some jackass in a youtube reel.

>>76464346
>>76464474
qrd on yamanaka factor genes? is it le meme or does it actually work and if so how do i stimulate it without getting cancer?

>>76464590
Check out...
>Aging (Albany NY). 2023 Jul 12;15(13):5966–5989. doi: 10.18632/aging.204896
>Chemically induced reprogramming to reverse cellular aging
>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10373966/
tl;dr looks like it works without giving you cancer if you pick the right molecules, there are even better cocktails than what DWS found.

>>76464689
Thanks pharmafren
While you're at it do you have anything good on insulin resistance or anabolic pathways? I've already looked into ecdysterone enough and am exploring AMPK/PPARd

>>76464734
No problem, gotta pick up the slack where Bryan Johnson can't figure shit out...
>Molecular mechanisms of chromium in alleviating insulin resistance
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0955286311003044
>Dehydrocorydaline promotes myogenic differentiation via p38 MAPK activation
>https://www.spandidos-publications.com/mmr/14/4/3029

>>76464531
Bro you sound like such a fucking faggot hahaha

>>76462567
99% genetic as in theres nothing you can do to stop it, other factors can still increase that rate as evident by the pic if that guy really is only 30

more like retarditude lmao

I think I'm going to start some low doses of stuff now I'm getting a little older. I'm looking into the latest research chemicals. Steroids are actually quite well studied these days but the meta on soci media is you do as many as you can without going crazy. If you stick to a decent protocol with normal doses then they aren't as bad as people make out

>>76459240
Why not achieve it in 6 months on AAS and then maintain it natty?

Don't need to, and it messes with hormones. But it's certainly better than being a fat bastard

>>76459035
Retard spouting bullshit.

>>76459140
Test is cheap AF, much much cheaper than protein powder.

>>76465992
Taking only test ain't gonna make you look like david laid. No one takes "only test" unless they want to fry their balls.

>>76466618
another retard natty with no idea what she's talking about

>>76459024 (OP)
can we ban this bot already I'm tired of this bait

>>76465807
>the meta on soci media
fuck off kid

>>76459024 (OP)
I am using the official Mounjaro because I don't trust shady peptide sellers on the internet and don't blast myself with anabolics because I already have to use finasteride to save my hair and don't tolerate dutasteride all that well (love my fin tho, thanks god).

>>76465954
you wont be able to maintain it natty when ur natural T is forever tanked

>>76466939
Natural T production picks up within like 6 months, not a single case report of it lasting longer.
Obviously if you blast high dose from age 18 to 60 then quit you'll have the testo level expected of a 60yo, not that of an 18yo.

>>76459090
>Pay top model hookers
>Live long too
Simple as

>>76466901
"official Mounjaro" comes from the same lab the "shady peptide sellers" get it from, just with no label on the bottle

>>76467138
If someone gets sick from official sources, the FDA will shut down Eli Lilly so they have a strong incentive to check ALL their batches.
Shady peptide sellers can just close down and rebrand if they fuck up.

>>76466951
nta but if i blast from ages 16 to 19 am i fucked

>>76459024 (OP)
Because my appetite isn't big enough to build more muscle

>>76467171
There's a strong risk you will lose your hair unless you blast dutasteride with it. And regardless of what anyone says, once you lose your hair the only girls you'll be attracting will be 30+ year old women looking to settle.

>>76467186
i mean in terms of natural T production

>>76467219
Ýour puberty is already mostly over, so you'll most likely be fine. You'll feel like shit when you come off eventually but as I said, your natural T production recovers eventually after some months.

>>76459024 (OP)
So if I go to jail I can still 1v5?

>>76467171
Only use at all past 3pl8s or you'll develop narrower and fucked up muscle insertions

>>76467234
>you cant 1v5
Hopefully I don't end up encircled by homosexuality in an open field but I definitely would put my money on me vs 5 gang members easily. Especially with a doorway and assuming they don't know I can use my legs and grapple/mt.

>>76459024 (OP)
That's precisely what I did, jumped on TRT about a month ago, already seeing nice results. Honestly at 33 I don't have time to waste anymore.

>>76467225
thanks anon, i'm hoping these 6 weeks of pct have done something to hasten the process

>>76467247
holy delu delu

>>76467144
Nobody cares about this non-issue but you.
Which is very strange because you dont even pin.

>>76466853
Yeah I'm sure you look great tough girl

>>76459024 (OP)
Im married with a kid already i have no one to impress

>>76459024 (OP)
I would love to but the cystic acne risk scare me too much

>>76459024 (OP)
I don't need them, you can't make maintain full pump on steroids for long without dying of liver failure.

>>76467349
I was in jail I'd beat all 52 people there in one shot if I have the doors and stairs suck a dick

>>76467349
I'm serious I can break someone's face bones with a jab

>>76467316
You're gonna hover at 3yrs progress or die of liver failure

>>76470041
fine by me

>>76459024 (OP)

I don't want to develop diabetes, fuck my naturally above avg test levels up and die in my 60s. And I've already lost 250lbs through willpower anyway, I don't need loser bitch drugs like Retatrutide. The only drugs a man ever needs in life is all natural nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine. Perhaps cocaine once in a blue moon.

>>76462567
>and he looks his age
Now lets see the organs age.