>go out for a walk on a sunny day
>stopped in your tracks by pic related
>"we know why you been lifting so much, show us why boi"
How do you react?

>>76469126 (OP)
I’d just flex a ‘cep and say something along the lines of

“How’s this for a start?”

Then again Im not autistic like you

I deadlift a big piece of the pavement away, then shot-put it through their skulls.

>>76469126 (OP)
Why would I be walking down into a clearly closed metro station?
Also, I have the high ground in this scenario. They can't stop me from kicking them in the face

>>76469138

>>76469126 (OP)
>flex a cep
>say where the cute black bunnies at
>either get shot or get told Im alright depending on my level of muscle mass

>>76469126 (OP)
NIGGERS TONGE MY ANUS!!!!!!!

>>76469126 (OP)
Zest status?

>>76469126 (OP)
I pop out my erect boner and proceed to have gay sex with them

>>76469511
I couldn't have said it better.
I proceed to gargle on their protein filled cum.

>>76469360
That "viking" is 5'6 lmao

I flex and say "I gotta scoop these Latina hoes somehow" Then we all laugh

Why do people gear the fuck out if they're not doing competitions?

>>76471273
That's part of the joke.

>>76469126 (OP)
I immediately panic and start fumbling my words. They start chuckling and I get incredibly pissed and call them niggers. They look shocked and start showing disappointment instead of anger, surprising me. I immediately feel bad and start apologizing again and again. I end up running away entirely and never returning to the area again. I think back about how I could have flexed and made some new bros, but instead sperged out because I can't regulate my emotions.

>>76469138
Classic

>>76469126 (OP)
I take off my shirt to reveal my tattoos and pull my revolver from my back pocket