why are so many young, gullible low iq people these days are consuming these? you do realize every can shortens your life by 15 days?

>>76477170 (OP)
>you do realize every can shortens your life by 15 days?
that sounds made up, OP. are you being a lying fabulist faggot?

>>76477170 (OP)
>cigarettes but for zoomers
that would be vapes and snus

I'd say it's a good analog. I drink these like water and it's more convenient and cheaper than coffee.

>>76477260
>cheaper than coffee
what? If you get coffee from a shop that's true I guess but making it at home is dirt cheap

>>76477260
but 2 of those cost as much as a whole can of coffee

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>>76477285
>White monster: $2 from Walmart
>Coffee: $6 Starbucks
But sure coffee is cheaper than monster

>>76477170 (OP)
If that was true I'd be dea

>>76478222
> If that was true I'd be dea
RIP
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>>76478222
F lil bro couldnt make it to the end

I'm gay.

>>76477170 (OP)
>attributing low iq to energy drink consumption while Coke exists
>backs it up with made up info
Why are you mad at a can by the way

>>76478168
>His reference for coffee prices is fucking Starbucks
People in here are way too retarded

>>76477260
>I drink these like water

White monster tastes like absolute horseshit and it's success shows just how much more sinister and subtle modern marketing is in the basedcial media landscape. An entire generation of guillable normalfags psyoped into drinking literal vomit-inducing juice all because of internet memes and algorithmic online content.

>>76477170 (OP)
I don't understand the appeal of this stuff, it's disgustingly sweet and tastes fucking awful. I only ever see fat manual laborers drinking it

>>76478496
yeah I bought one like a month ago only because it's always on this board and holy shit, it was the most disgusting energy drink I've ever tasted. It tastes like a chemical spill

>>76478496
It doesn't taste bad. But I must admit I consume way more since the wave of memes and shit about it appeared. Worst thing is I'm conscious about it but don't really care. Rather drink that than other soda drinks

>>76478496
The nastier thing is they taste better then regular monster. Imagine the subhumans who drink the default shit.

>>76477285
>>76477270
Coffee gives me the shits

>>76478496
I was drinking long before i saw any memes or ads for it, before i got in the army i never even drank energy drinks at all

>>76478496
nooooooo it tastes good memes told me so!!!

>>76477238
This lol

>>76478168
I know you're trolling--I'd hate to believe anyone is really this retarded--but buying coffee when you're out is such a huge waste compared to just having folgers at home