Thread 76493519

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I want to become a vampire so that I can work out a lot, and if I take a date out and like them, I can make them my eternal lover.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:20:41 AM No.76493523 [Report]

>>76493519 (OP)
halloween isn’t til 2 months

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:21:56 AM No.76493529 [Report]

>>76493519 (OP)
Vampires were invented by NEETs because they wanted to make never seeing the sun look cool

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:27:36 AM No.76493555 [Report]

>>76493519 (OP)
Bryan Johnson gave up most of his vampire shit because it wasn't really helping his biomarkers much.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 6:36:08 AM No.76493769 [Report] >>76493824

>>76493519 (OP)
You'll require a vampire physique first anon, then you can proceed with dates. Goodluck.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:04:27 AM No.76493824 [Report]

>>76493769
Since a vampire's physique can't change after becoming a vampire, do you think there's a fuckton of perma-skinnyfat vamps out there?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:43:02 AM No.76494245 [Report]

>>76493519 (OP)
Same, and wear clothing like this while I'm busy seducing women in my castle.