Thread 76509408

Would you go to a free gym, if you had to be naked?

>>76509408 (OP)
Yes
any more retarded questions?

no, I got a small dick and dont want to use machines after someone put their bare ass on it

>>76509408 (OP)
I don't go to the shitty free gym outside because it's all cali scenics.

>>76509408 (OP)
If it still had lots of college girls yes

>>76509415
Imagine the taste of a hip abductors machines seats after the gym snow bunny uses it mhmm omg

>>76509424
hold that thought, a obese jeet just took the machine

>>76509408 (OP)
I don’t want my balls to get caught in the leg curl machine again

>>76509408 (OP)
Yeah, I already walk around shirtless because it feels good and is good. Helps me feel alive.

>>76509408 (OP)
Works I be the only one naked?

>>76509408 (OP)
Fuck yes. Nudity can be very liberating. I don't think I'd go if there were women there though. Too risky. Too weird. Being naked with my bros would be fine though. No homo. Isn't that how the Greeks did it?

>>76509408 (OP)
ive been in schvitzes and hamaams and akhadas before and think it'd be cool to see an onsen so no proburemeru

>>76509408 (OP)
Only if I was the only naked person and people actually wiped the equipment down after use

>>76509408 (OP)
Yes, of course.

>>76509408 (OP)
no, my dick looks like Davids when soft

>>76509738
>how the Greeks did it
>no homo

>>76509408 (OP)
Yes. Why is this even a question? Are you a barbarian? Get out of my /φιτ/.

>>76509408 (OP)
No, I hate seeing naked people. Most people are ugly enough with clothes on.

>>76509408 (OP)
yes and i'd suck dicks in the locker room. non-consenually.

>>76509408 (OP)
no I would not, it's gross

>>76510305
Aesthetic.

>>76509408 (OP)
No I'm not poor so I don't need a gym membership to be free

I have severe swamp ass. So I'd basically force everyone to leave.

>walk into gym
>lift to take mind off of air conditioning hitting my bare ass
>drop weight after seeing man ass
>lunk alarm goes off
>all eyes on me
>kill myself
exactly how it would go for half of the idiots willing to try it, if you disagree you're fake and gay.

>>76509738
Women are already half-naked in the gym nowadays. It might even be less sexual than tight cameltoe yogapants if they were naked with everyone else

No because it’d become a nude beach basically. Guys hear it’s nude now so more guys show. Nude guys. less women because they know that guys are there only to peek at nude women. It’s good if you’re gay and i’m not OP

>>76509408 (OP)
Fuck no I live in Canada and I'd get second hand curry poisoning

thots are enough a distraction. I am there to workout. Also people not wiping their equipment would be gross.

If it was just me, probably. After you hit 40 and have been probed by every doctor and nurse in the world you stop caring about your nakedness if there is a rule in place.

>>76510871
not according to dumb monkey brained women

>>76509408 (OP)
Ignoring OP's question, but how do I get a Roman statue body?

>>76512396
first you need a big chunk of marble

>>76509408 (OP)
hell yeah since I got jacked I'm becoming a bit of an exhibitionist. I send my gf dick pics and tell her to show everyone she knows. I want my cock to go viral.
But I'd be worried about the hygene aspect of a naked gym. May require sheets and towels over all the equipment when you use it.
There'd have to be some clientel standards too because most nudists are the people nobody ever wants to see naked

No. I'd rather workout at home.

>>76512760
yes yes we all know that you're too afraid to leave the house and may have to interact with people

only if there were only other men there

only if there were only other women there

>>76509408 (OP)
>Needs to be around naked men to lift heavy things

>>76510671
Me with every sexy little twink starting his lifting journey. Holding him down taking his nut deep into my lungs.

>>76509408 (OP)
But my gym is already free and I can be naked if I want to

>>76509408 (OP)
If they saw me naked, they would pay me to stay away.

>>76509408 (OP)
No, not because I'm ashamed of my naked body, but because I can't trust other fuckers in them to be hygienic enough. There's plenty of dudes who reak of shit and they're dressed, now imagine the skidmarks they'd leave on everything if they're undressed. Don't get me started on the jock itch and other fungal bs. Clothes is the only thing that keeps that shit contained. Without it I'd be spending more on anti-fungal treatments than I spend now on the gym membership.

>>76509438
>again

But this would sort of be my concern unironically. I don't even like being naked in bed because my nutsack flops all around and can be uncomfortable. I like having boxer briefs support my junk and hold it in place.

>>76514680
This.
95% of people don't even know how to wipe properly. Imagine getting tinea, hpv or warts being exposed to these people.

>>76509408 (OP)
Yes, if girls had to do it too. Imagine the equipment sniffs after they use it...

>>76514680
Yuck, wipemericans make naked gyms impossible...

>>76509424
>gym snow bunny
do you really think any of those would go there? Why do you think the greek did the Olympics in nude? to get rid of annoying women.
The only women there would be feminist/anti patriarchy annoying karens

Sounds great - but I've been in gay gyms BY ACCIDENT. It's not fun.
This is how women must feel - the new girl (guy) gets stared at.
Most were bigger than me - fuck!