Thread 76608403

Sup /fit/, need some advice.
>Be me
>Granpda is 80 years old, parkinson's
>Feels constant pain and dizziness
>Grandpa constantly complains about pain
>Neighbor says he had similiar symptoms
>Says they all went away after a few visits to his special "doctor"
>sus.jpeg
>Reluctantly agree to schedule an appointment
>Not an office, just a house in the middle of a village
>Countless cigarrete and joint butts at the "doctor's" door
>Walk in
>Christmas came early
>Spitting image of pic related
>Binaural beats to jelq to plays in the background
>Huge "Namaste" sign over the entrance door
>COUNTLESS books on the shelves, another pile stacked neatly on the table
>All eastern buddha shit
>Some random Bruce lee book
>Brief laughter is interrupted by concern
>What the fuck did I just get my grandpa into
>Takes a look at my gp's prescriptions
>Says it's all poison and that he should IMMEDIATELY flush all these down the toilet
>Brace myself for the worst doctor's appointment of my life
>Starts talking about climate change and how it's all bullshit
>Mother nature is rebelling against us and her believers will be vindicated
>Says that's why my gp is sick
>Sides obliterated
>Manage to keep composure, nod and smile
>Does reike of whatever faggy shit on my gp
>Gp screaming in pain
>Get up from my chair to look closer
>He notices my hesitation and reassures me
>He is just doing a circling motion behind gp's ears
>Attentively paying attention
>Starts doing chiropractor shit on his arms and legs
>Soundthealarm.wav
>Goes to his neck
>Immediately stop him, say I won't allow him to do that
>He spergs out, asks if im also gonna ask him to see his doctorate
>Not the first time I see
>Starts talking about jews
>Wut
>The Rothschilds came into power into 1914 and gave us the "medicine" we know today
>That medicine is wrong, his is right
>I am in shock at this point
>Tell him to not under any circumstances snap my gp neck
>He obliges and does the rest of his schtick
>Charges us 20 bucks

>>76608403 (OP)
Guys is practicing in an abandoned village with one (1) other resident. He probably killed more people than Dahmer by just convincing them to stop taking their meds. I distrust modern medicine and big pharma as much as everyone else, but my grandpa is 80 and has parkinson's. Not the same as 20 year old me refusing the vaxx. The advice I want is to better snitch on this charlatan's operation and get him behind bars where he rightfully belongs.

>>76608416
>my grandpa is 80 and has parkinson's.
If you're going to take chances that's a good time.

tl;dr
My uncle went to some alt medicine guy who made him eat some roots and weeds and shit and nothing else.
I don't know about that bullshit, but he literally starved his prostate cancer, it shrunk to nothing. He was a fat guy so he had a lot of resources in reserve, I dunno if a skinny person would achieve the same effect.

He's right tho, so what advice do you need about this

>>76608403 (OP)
>>Starts talking about jews
He's right, that's why you're circumcised.

>>76608430
He's not. He was constantly stumbling through his speech, talking about chakras and their relation to "Red globules", which I assumed to be blood. He is a retard, and if he's right, it's by mistake.
>>76608433
You fucks would suck a nigger's dick if he talked shit about jews. I also hate kikes, doesn't make me right about everything else

>>76608447
>He's not even though he cured grandpa prostate cancer
You're just conditioned by Rothschild propaganda since your birth, you say you hate kikes yet believe what they say about medicine

>>76608447
He is right. You've been programmed. If science ever catches up, it will realise that disease management and healing will begin with the etheric self (but there's no money in that unfortunately for the oy veys).

>>76608490
>Enlightened noticer has difficulty with readin comprehension
Like pottery
>>76608505
Post body genius, let's see what an ascended being looks like.

>>76608522
I feel sorry for your grandpa. He doesn't need your bullshit.

>>76608403 (OP)
there is alternative medicine but this guy sounds weird

>>76608490
>>76608505
>OP is a retard that not only entertains the idea of visiting a health guru, but actually goes through with it
>Comes to his senses before said guru can ack his grandad
>/pol/tards call OP stupid because guru guy said something about jews
You niggers are the reason why 4chan is practically unusable now, fuck off to your board

>>76608403 (OP)
Quack quack. Some kinda better alternative medicine Parkinson's shit is Ashwagnadha and Methylene blue; they both inhibit dopamine-degrading enzymes kinda similar to a lot of approved PD meds but also interact with said and require a lot of careful experimentation to dial in properly.

>>76608585
Shalom.

>>76608585
>guru literally cured his grandpa
>NOOOO HES CRAZY, HE DOESN'T HAVE PIECE OF PAPER SAYING HES A DOCTOR. YOU NEED MEDS
get your booster if you trust doctors

>>76608695
You're mixing OP's story with this other post
>>76608426
You don't even have the ability to read beyond headlines and summaries. Literally to dumb to read a greentext.

>>76608763
What ya doin rabbi

>>76608878
go back to /pol/ shitbrain

>>76608490
Post a peer reviewed study proving that eating specific roots cures prostate cancer. I'm not going to believe everything I believe on 4chan

>>76608904
Get your booster

>>76608914
>peer reviewed

>>76608602
>>76608878
>>76608920
>"I don't actually have an argument so I'll call him a joo, yes that'll get me some attention"

>>76608927
That's just a screenshot of a headline, from an unnamed source posted by a random guy. How exactly does this prove that peer reviewing doesn't work?

>>76608914
>eating specific roots cures prostate cancer
Not necessarily cures but look up lupeol and kaempferol; both are fairly potent chemotherapeutic phytochemicals found in many plants.

>>76608928
My argument is you are attempting to use kike playground shame tactics and OP must let his grandpa retain autonomy and explore alternative treatments without some meddling grandkid hovering about.

https://files.catbox.moe/qfhu2d.mp4
Quacks are the only people you can trust because they obviously annoy the medical industrial complex so badly that they lash out at them. Actual 'doctors' are just pill pushers that speak more like lawyers than medical professionals and they even suck at that

>>76608967
>The retarded kid screeching at the back of the class is actually the smart one because he pisses off the teacher

>>76608969
Just say you hate black people incel :^)

>>76608928
You never made an argument to refute goldberg

>>76608933
>ermm no that source is random guy, i need someone from Washington post or CNN to say it

>>76608958
You deserve to be shamed if you believe in or push alternative medicine. At best it won't do anything and give you a placebo effect at worst it'll make the disease worse. There is no evidence of this shit ever working aside from anecdotes. And before you say anything big pharma are also pieces of shit who would step over their own mother's if they thought they could make a dollar.

>>76608988
>Why don't you believe this random blog post I screenshotted, cropped and posted to 4chan?

>>76608994
You are completely lost.
Whether alternative medicine is real or fake is irrelevant; he must let his grandpa retain full independence and walk his own path while he still is able to.

>>76609013
You've never been in the position of losing a loved one, you don't know what it's like to watch someone you love slowly wither away and make all the wrong decisions while you're powerless to help them.

>>76609006
Get the your 10th covid jab, the top doctors and journalists say you should!

>>76608403 (OP)
Lots of lifestyle habits could potentially improve things, but for older men in particular it's hard to force them to make such changes. Does he like, or at least tolerate, green tea? Don't expect miracles but there's a solid body of research for it being helpful.

>>76608594
this guy's worth listening to; do your own research obviously but ashwa and especially MB are worth considering.
Consider also
>bromantane
>carnosic acid
>spirulina
good luck, OP, it's never easy

>>76608994
For a long tike infra red was an alternative medicine. Turns out it's the only thing that can cure or reduce the symptoms of degenrative brain diseases.
Most of a conventional medicine is just pharma looking into the plants that are beibg used by "alternative medicine" and extracting specific compound fron them.

>>76609022
You don't know me or my life, asshole.
Support your grandad whichever path he takes and love him unconditionally. Cherish your time together. Don't rob him of his autonomy while he still has it.