>>76699566
>Yes, kerosene has insane amount of calories yet makes you lose extreme levels of weight
Ah, I see you've chosen the "disingenuous ambiguation of energy" argument, allow me to clarify: calorie =/= Calorie. calorie (lowercase) is a unit of energy used broadly to describe thermodynamic changes in systems, Calorie (uppercase) is a unit of energy used specifically to describe metabolize-able energy in a biological context.
The human body produces things called "enzymes" which allow food molecules to be digested, a process in which bonds of molecules are broken, and the electrons from those bonds are supplied to a "universal" molecule cells can use to perform other actions that require energy, Since you're stupid, I'll use a metaphor: Imagine your body as a bank, which can only accept certain currencies - sugars, fats, and proteins would be CAD, Euro, and AUD, for example, while things like kerosene and silica could be Rubles and Rupees. Your body, the bank, can accept CAD, Euro, and AUD and convert them all to USD, your bank-body's working standard, but cannot accept Rubles or Rupees for complex geopolitical reasons.