Thread 76724665

Would you sell your soul to Satan in exchange of unmatched physical strength?

No

hell yeah especially if i didnt have to use steroids like exogenous testosterone

>>76724665 (OP)
Yeah, because he doesn't exist, so I guess I'd get to keep my soul.

>>76724665 (OP)
No way. I’m not spending an eternity in hell just for some measly gains for one lifetime.

>>76724665 (OP)
Its called roiding, OP

>>76725624
>dur dur SaTaN d0eSn't exIsT dur dur

>>76724665 (OP)
Do you get to keep your strength in Hell? I want to beat demons to submission and rape succubi. If it comes with a job offer to help him keep the peace and assert dominance in Hell, sure, maybe.

>>76724665 (OP)
No, because Satan is a fag

>>76724665 (OP)
>"Satan is real? Therefore God is 100% real?"
Convert to Orthodoxy immediately.

>>76727669
Even if you keep the strength I think the demons would be much stronger than buffed human imo

>>76727716
It said unmatched, it the absence of a qualifier that means everything

>>76724665 (OP)
No.

>>76724665 (OP)
Either it doesn't work, because reality isn't anime, or you've sold your actual soul to Satan.
There's nothing to gain, one way or another, so no, why would I?

>>76727956
>Nothing to gain
Being THE strongest human in the world will make you rich as fuck and you will live out your days a wealthy famous chad

>>76727992
I get impostor syndrome just by being MYSELF, can you imagine if I got a massive cheat like that?
And then there's literal Hell to pay.
No thanks, I'm good.

>>76724686
Fake and gay christkike nonsense.

>sell soul to satan
>confess and get it back
Problem?

No, for what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?

>>76728295
Serious question, what exactly do religious people believe a "soul" is? Like, how is a soul different from the brain? If you lose your soul, what exactly happens? How exactly will your brain start functioning differently? Also, what exactly makes you believe it actually works this way and that the brain isn't just biology? What exactly convinced you that the concept of a soul is real? Do you actually, rationally believe a soul is a real thing, or are you just talking about it symbolically because the 2000yo book said so?

>>76728340
>Serious question, what exactly do religious people believe a "soul" is?
The source of your consciousness.
>Like, how is a soul different from the brain
In the same way the announcer is different from the radio.
>If you lose your soul, what exactly happens?
You cease to exist altogether. But you can't sell your soul because you do not own your soul. God does.
>How exactly will your brain start functioning differently?
It will not function at all in the same manner a light bulb will stop functioning without electricity.
>What exactly convinced you that the concept of a soul is real?
I have had an out of body experience (OBE) and I've seen and read things that you can't explain through materialism, and so have countless of other people.
>Do you actually, rationally believe a soul is a real thing, or are you just talking about it symbolically because the 2000yo book said so?
I believed it was real before I read even a single letter of the bible. And you are ignorant if you think Christianity is the only religion that believes in a soul. The vast majority of religions and spiritual teachings believe in a soul.

>>76728372
>The source of your consciousness.
So you don't actually believe in basic biology and the function of the brain? What about other organs? Do you also not believe that our heart can pound by itself? But you believe magical energies are making our heart pound?

>>76727570
That's right, tranny

>>76728372
>And you are ignorant if you think Christianity is the only religion that believes in a soul. The vast majority of religions and spiritual teachings believe in a soul.
With all respect, don't you think the concept of a soul is nothing more than our ancestors inability to fully understand the complexity of the human brain..?

>>76728407
Of course it is but you are asking that question to someone who is just as retarded as the goat farmers 5000 years ago so what answer do you expect exactly? You are literally arguing against someone who beliefs in fairy tales instead of facts.

Through Satan I will become Master Roshi and invent the kamehahahaha wave

>>76728397
>So you don't actually believe in basic biology and the function of the brain?
Feel free to pinpoint the location inside the brain that hosts our consciousness.
>But you believe magical energies are making our heart pound?
I don't know if a heart can continue to pump if the soul is absent. All I know is that you can't have consciousness without a soul. Something as intricate as consciousness and free will simply can't be generated by a lump of flesh hidden within the walls of your skull.
>>76728407
Scientists have tried for thousands of years to locate consciousness inside the brain, and none of them have succeeded.
If you believe the brain is the source of consciousness, then you can't possibly believe in free will. If you don't believe in free will, then why are we having this conversation? Is it because you are a slave to the chemical reactions inside of your brain and you are just doing what your brain is telling you to do? I, for one, am wholly aware of my own free will. I can continue to have this conversation with you, or I can walk away at any time. Aren't you aware of this same phenomenon?

>>76728433
How can you make this assertion, when you can't even look beyond the length of your own nose? You are speaking as if you have seen every inch of every planet and moon that exist in the universe; you are speaking as if you can peer into all of the different dimensions that surround us, and have undeniable proof that God does not exist.

>>76724665 (OP)
HAHAHA FUCK NO!

>>76724686
We have no idea what the Pope told Attila.

>>76727715
>>"Satan is real?
Yes.
>> Therefore God is 100% real?"
Yes.

If I actually had a soul and satan was real then no way, it's foolish to throw away the entirity of forever just for a chance of improving the temporary.
However since I'm possitive all of that is just bullshit then sure.

>>76728340
Ever notice that little light in childrens eyes that disappears when they grow up and lose their virginity? I think that's part of the soul.

>>76724665 (OP)
What does that entail anyway? Do I have to go to hell? Or just like do some evil bidding? Do I lose control of my body? Shit I sell my soul to satan working a 9-5 already

>>76724665 (OP)
Hell no.
>>76728340
It's an ephemeral thing linked to consciousness. As if you even care, redditor.

>>76728717
Where your soul goes determines what kind of afterlife you'll be having.
The implication is that by "selling" your soul to satan, you will go to hell.

>>76728736
Ah man, yeahh, no super strength for me.

>>76728706
Isn't this just your eyes growing?

>>76724665 (OP)
>sell soul
>get swole
>put Satan in a headlock until he agrees to let me keep my soul and strength
Simple as