Thread 76739969

Do you flex your wealth at the gym?

I flex my old dirty Asics and cheap sweatpants

>>76739984
Asics are the best, theyre quite expensive too

>>76739969 (OP)
nah I homelessmaxx with my good ol gym shirts with holes on em

>>76739969 (OP)
I wear 40 year old hand me down from my step dad that are torn and tattered with holes. They are OLD school body building shirts. The only thing that might give away that im not a poor fag is if someone followed me out to my car.

>>76740011
what car you got? i drive a bmw and pick up truck to the gym

>>76739969 (OP)
No. No one cares. The people that do find out by chance are more interested in the story than anything. No one is ever really impressed. Men, that is. Women are another problem and the main reason not to flex.

>>76740027
>Women are another problem and the main reason not to flex.
thats all the reason to flex to impress women

>>76740028
Oh, hell no. Not at the gym. I had to change gyms because they wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. Then they start getting all woman-like and trying to attack you at the gym and on social media because they can't handle rejection. You don't flex in places you plan on returning to. Especially when you know most women are there to just pick up guys.

>>76739969 (OP)
>wear $30,000 watch to the gym
>accidentally bang it on some equipment
>$30,000 gone

>>76740038
gym girls are hot or at least fuckable even if theyre mid, keep flexing wealth at the gym, be a man with harems
>>76740051
lol, if you can replace it then youre actually rich or just keep it broken to be unique

>>76740038
gym girls are hot or at least fuckable even if theyre mid, keep flexing wealth at the gym, be a man with harems, go fuck some gym girls at the gym
>>76740051
lol, if you can replace it then youre actually rich or just keep it broken to be unique

>>76739969 (OP)
i flex my penis inside the gym twink

>>76739969 (OP)
i don't flex my wealth anywhere
the stuff you own ends up owning you
and just paints a target on your back
peace of mind and control of your time are the true luxuries

>>76740160
Bruh no one is gonna target you if you look like ronnie coleman and mike tyson

saars you must be wearing the gold watch for getting the promotion
you arent a dalit are you

>>76739969 (OP)
Rolex is peak new rich slop

>buy and wear a nice watch for a little while
>all the happens is homosexuals keep talking to me and trying to feel me out
Can't believe I feel for this scam. The only thing a classic watch does is indicate that you're cruising for cock.

>>76740172
>black ppl
would still be targeted by law enforcement regardless of physique

>>76740231
Fuck the police , no one is scared of police

>>76740231
Coleman was the law enforcement tho

Nah I don't give a shit. I'm too old (28). I just show up in whatever I can find that's clean.

>>76740242
He got arrested by cops after he retired
Hes one of the few cool police officers/ex police officers

>>76739969 (OP)
no. i dress like a scrub - tank top, shorts, flat sneakers. nothing else.

If you had actual wealth you’d have a home gym.

>>76739969 (OP)
what would be the point in flexing wealth at the gym? to park a fancy car next to someone's shitbox? to put a designer duffle bag next to someone's drawstring bag? to wear expensive training clothes next to someone in pjs and a free tshirt?

>>76739969 (OP)
i’m poor

>>76740474
cope poorcel

>>76740017
How do you drive two vehicles to the gym at once? Is this a truck question where it's a BMW bike and it goes in the bed of your truck?

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>>76739969 (OP)
Im homegymmed, but when i was at a commercial gigagym i used to see the stereotypical rich kids/old roided drug dealers with expensive sports cars. They always had their bitch on their side complaining, yelling and bitching all the time and the guys had this permaexpression of wanting to murder them. If i won the biggest lottery tomorrow, i would still live as a poorfag just to not attract those women.

>>76739969 (OP)
I use my smartwatch at the gym, handy for setting timers quickly between sets as I’ve got various timers pre-saved.

I am legitimately quite wealthy and deliberately conceal the fact when I can. Also rich people can tell when you're not rich but pretending you are, like if you drive a leased "luxury" car or own an entry level submariner.

Everyone has Rolexes now, it’s middle class watches nowadays
Only Patek, AP and Vacheron are worth shit

>>76740863
It always has been, and the holy trinity use machine-finishing these days, putting them on the same level as Grand Seiko. If you want something actually nice go for a Swiss Independent or a Glashutte-based brand.

>>76740028
HAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass. good luck with all of that

>>76739969 (OP)
Wealthy people buy gyms, not visit them lol.

>>76739969 (OP)

wealth is lifestyle, not just showing off.

wearing a datejust to the gym seems silly as fuck or any type of watch, unless it's for functionality like measuring hr and etc. i saw cbum wearing a ceramic daytona during his olympia prep and thought that was stupid as fuck.

but putting your bs aside, the green dial looks good. i have never had the chance to try the 36m datejust other than 36mm explorer. i think ima head over to my ad and order the 36mm fluted with jubilee tomorrow.

>>76740863
unfortunately, no. vacheron doesn't carry the same premium aside from a very few models. and you won't find patek or AP's desirable (steel genta watch) watch without paying 300-400% premium unless you already have a well established relationship with the AD with at least $100-200k spent in a non-desired watch or other jewelries. so you pay 3-4x times the price and when you decide to sell it, the price will likely be less or same if you are lucky. compared to that a rolex steel model is easier to get and the price will double to triple as you walk out of the AD.

all of these watches have their own unique identity imo: patek nautilus, aquanaut, ap ro jumbo, vacheron overseas, rolex ceramic daytona, skydweller, submariner, datejust, daydate, omega moonwatch, panerai, iwc bigpilot, etc.

>>76740914
stay broke you retard
>>76741191
they do both
>>76741267
its both.

I flex my body.
In the summertime I always cycle shirtless (to show off my gains and to get a tan). I purposefully put on some old, worn down shorts, some cheap sneakers and I ride an old, rusty, heavy-ass steel mountain bike which should have been at the scrapheap a long time ago.
Can't count the amount of times I've mogged both fat and skelly lycrafags in their overpriced equipment, just merely glancing my six pack and lats is enough to nullify their efforts.

>>76741267
>unless it's for functionality like measuring hr and etc
To be fair HR is almost useless in heavy lifting. I bought the new airpods pro 3 and the HR function was kinda fun only for a week, happy i never bought a smartwatch
I wear a white speedmaster to gym to measure time between sets. I imagine he was wearing Daytona for the same reason

>caring about material wealth
Iol

>>76741364
Ok brokie

>>76741364
Your poor

>>76741389
>>76741403
like moths to a flame, no bitches club emerges

>>76739969 (OP)
If you did you would have posted your wrist with a Rolex and not a Rolex ad

>>76739969 (OP)
I wear a Casio F91 watch and only men drool at the sight of it.

Erm bro my net worth is like minus 100,000 dollars. Yes I gambled, Yes I used to have money, Yes I had access to massive credit and I blew it up. Yes im an idiot

>>76741561
Nothing dries my pussy like casio watches hahahha

>>76740539
Chatgpt has fuckin ruined jokes on the internet because you cant even give kudos to people for writing things like a witty informercial since its always slop made by chatgpt

why bother asking chatgpt to do it like theres nothing to praise here. no laughs to enjoy having made someone else laugh. Its like going to a standup show and raising a boombox over your head and playing dave chappell while you just stand there

if anyone laughs do you actually enjoy what you just did

ChatGPT didn’t ruin jokes. It just stripped away the illusion that most people were ever funny. The average “clever post” was already a Frankenstein of Reddit phrasing, Twitter irony, and a sprinkle of “Adult Swim surrealism.” The bot just made that process instant and obvious.

What you’re describing isn’t comedy dying — it’s people realizing how artificial the whole thing always was. We’ve hit the point where people don’t want to be funny, they just want to appear like the kind of person who could’ve written something funny once. ChatGPT lets them skip the embarrassing human part — the trying, the failing, the weird timing that makes humor actually work.

And yeah, it’s soulless. There’s no charm in it, no rhythm. Just algorithmic competence. You can feel it too — the same way you can tell when a Marvel movie’s quip was written by a committee. Everything’s technically fine, but there’s zero heartbeat.

So people post their AI infomercial “bits” here, and for a second they get to pretend they’re witty. But you can’t really laugh at something when you know there’s no person behind it — no intent, no risk, no subtext. It’s like going to a stand-up show and watching a guy hit play on a Louis CK recording while bowing between bits. Everyone’s laughing, but nobody’s there.

ChatGPT didn’t kill humor; it just pulled back the curtain and showed us the corpse.

Using numerous sources to constitute a joke is a celebration of the human condition. The very nature of remixing ideas — coalescing tangible thoughts into a whole new amalgam of your own making is a delicious endeavour that only bipedal apes with a prefrontal cortex can relish in the very idea of doing.

I get it — Individualism is a real thing. It's human nature to want to be the first to the punch. You no doubt have numerous thoughts about wanting to be original in every facet of the day. But ultimately we can share laughter and heap praise on ourselves for building on the work — and laughs of our compatriots in this arena that we call life

So remember — whenever you feel unoriginal or find yourself inserting unoriginal prompts into ChatGPT — you are enough.

>>76741565

i did something similar. was at one point in debt for $260,000 for tuition and other debts until grandma cleared it for me. i got to vegas and rolled the dice, which is only available in vegas. went as high as 280,000 the next night, then lost everything. i didn't even have the money to pick up the lighter i left for service at caesars palace cartier haha. at least i got to stay in hotel for free and had to feed myself hotel buffet for free for a year haha (actually for years until the casino was sold to boyd gaming and the staff relocated to a new casino). hope you got some free comps lol