Thread 76753706

That wet stain looks like a sad Squidward silhouette.

>>76753706 (OP)
Baby you forgot to fling that big fat meatstick after pissing, you gotta milk the residual chaser peepee out to avoid the peepee stains. It's okay baby you didn't know. Big dick ass nigga. Making those gains huh. You a strongman? Gimme dat nigga nut.

Saggy tits/10

>>76753706 (OP)
You have MONSTER legs. My gosh.
>>76753718
You can shake it, you can stroke it, you can beat it against the wall. But when you put it back in your pants, the final drops will fall.

>>76753859
>he doesn't know about pressing on your gooch to make the last drops come out
ngmi

>>76753885
Gooch? Educate me. Im all for preventing the last drops running down my pants.

>>76753706 (OP)
Troll maxx and begin breeding your lineags in some mountain side in england.

>>76753911
after shaking, gently but firmly press on the spot behind your balls but before your asshole. if done correctly the last drops will be forced out. godspeed soldier

>>76753955
>>76753911
Ignore him bro he's trynna get you to slip a finger in your ass and peepee on your face. It makes you squirt the last drops when you press in that spot.

>>76753706 (OP)
Just lose weight slow enough so your collagen(protein) synthesis isnt fucked by keeping fats/vits high in the morning and to not have it turn to fat, more butter/milk/cheese/skin/meat than converting vegetable oil into body mass. High insulin = high muscle and fat gain.

>>76754034
Lmfao.