Thread 76764486

bros what do we do? accept that twinks and fembois are our only viable outlet of sexual release? dude im sad. wtf... i tried so hard to create a normal life with a wife and kids but its too late. i feel this is my fate.

>>76764486 (OP)
>we
We aren't your friends and this isn't your tumblr echo chamber. You didn't try to create a normal life. You tried to create a fantasy around sex. Hope this helps.
>t. married and we just had a son

>>76764486 (OP)
I'm not sticking my dick in a shithole whether it's a chick or a guy, brownoid.

>>76764493
yeah but are you good looking? this thread was made for good looking guys that have realized modern women do not translate to what we imagine them to be in our head. sorry if you havent stuck your penis in enough of them to figure out the soil is sour
>>76764497
not brown, and you are gay for saying shithole\
not gay like sex gay but gay like eminiem gay
you are gay like what middle schoolers call each other for not liking pokemon you damn gay guy

>>76764497
I don't prefer it, but I believe in fucking a girlfriend in the ass at least once so that they know their place.

>>76764497
I put my dick in my wife's butt. The curiosity simply cannot be denied given enough time

>>76764486 (OP)
Have sex with big men to get big

>>76764510
personally i prefer to warm them up enough that they enjoy it so i get to do it again but to each his own. if you wanted her to know her place just slap her

>>76764524
if i was a girl i would fuck other men because you thought you were tough for slapping me (to clarify, yes these men are hotter than you and have bigger cocks shrimp dick lol)

>>76764527
have you ever slapped a girl?
you dont do it hard and you dont do it on the face, that would be for a cheating level offnse and u still get away with it if u do it lightly.
when my girl upset me i just let her have it on her ass, if she turns her back on me in a fight BAM asscheek nuclear impact
maybe i also date bitches who tend to get physical first, if you have some prissy porcelain doll im sure she would break on impact or resort to cheating, but i guess i wouldnt know, i get bored by those long before i fuck them.

>>76764565
>when my girl upset
>i let her have my ass
>if she thrusts. BAM asshole nuclear impact
>i date bitches who tend to get physical first
>i get bored by getting fucked long and hard
>i am a giant faggot who doenst top.
>i prefer the image displayed in my head of me getting pregnant from catching man seed in my ass no matter how unrealistic it sounds to say out loud

Dude, grow up pussy.

>>76764575
>faggot who cant put his woman in line fantasizes about mens cum
classic

>>76764497
This. Id rather die virgin

>>76764486 (OP)
>bros what do we do?
>we

No, I don't recommend going gay. It's basically an abomination.

>>76764505
i see average looking, 25+% BMI guys with above average looking girls all the time. you just spend too much time on r9k. also a faggot.

For me, it is the rub n tug.