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Anonymous No.76812467 [Report] >>76812488 >>76812558 >>76812573 >>76812575 >>76812647 >>76813802
I want to beat the shit out of predators near me. I live in a place where the cops dont care about stuff and theres like 35 of them in 5 miles of my house. Whats the quickest martial art to learn to beat the shit out of them? I was thinking boxing would be the best option, Id prefer not to kill them because then the cops will actually care but idgaf anymore about going to jail I just want to beat the shit out of pedophiles.
Anonymous No.76812488 [Report]
>>76812467 (OP)
Anonymous No.76812558 [Report]
>>76812467 (OP)
Boxing would probably be more likely to kill them since youd be bare knuckles. Maybe Jiu Jitsu or wrestling. Just choke them out real quick and they'll think twice.
Anonymous No.76812573 [Report]
>>76812467 (OP)
Bot thread
Anonymous No.76812575 [Report] >>76813773
>>76812467 (OP)
what did predators ever do to you?
Anonymous No.76812647 [Report]
>>76812467 (OP)
Bears are easy
Watch out for mountain lions tho
Anonymous No.76813773 [Report]
>>76812575
Hurt OPs feelings as they didn't bother hunting him
Anonymous No.76813802 [Report]
>>76812467 (OP)
You'd be better off joining law enforcement and a neighborhood watch group so your first few assault / battery victims don't end putting you behind bars for the rest of you life.